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  • Tyler the gay troll
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Feb 2013
    • 24

    #46
    Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

    And I disagree with any of those warranting death. I was just busy masturbating so couldn't respond
    Rom.1:26-27
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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    • Hans
      Forum Member repentant frog
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2013
      • 22

      #47
      Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

      Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
      you are exactly what a Christian shouldn't be. Maybe you should act more like jesus would
      This is rude and offensive. You suggesting that we are not true in our religion, because you have different (and wrong) beliefs. This makes you a hypocrite (as you earlier were accusing us of doing this very thing), and even a false-Christian like yourself should know that God does not approves of hypocrites.
      The difference of these faithful Christians judging you for your "different beliefs" is that they judge righteous, based on what God tell us in the Bible.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #48
        Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        Calling people who disagree with you gay shows what kind of person you are. I'm pretty sure if someone said to jesus "why does this mean your wicked? I don't get it." I don't would have responded with "your a gay troll. Hey this guys gay pucker up" you are exactly what a Christian shouldn't be. Maybe you should act more like jesus would
        Hi dear, and welcome to our friendly forums!

        It seems you are a bit confused. Let's try and take this slowly, okay?

        No one is using "gay" as an insult. That's quite homophobic and we don't fear the homosexuals. You're gayness was apparent from your very first post. Let's see if we can't look closely and see what's going on, shall we?

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        Hello there. My name is Joe from Tennessee. I stumbled upon this site by accident and decided to check it out. I have been a Christian for many years and after exploring your site I have a few questions. First how can you say that events such as 911 are gods punishment?
        The fact that 9/11 was a part of God's Sovereign and Perfect Plan ought not be a mystery to a Christian. Unless you think it was a good thing that happened, the only logical explanation would be God's punishment. It would be rather unreasonable to suggest it was a reward, don't you think?

        Right away, you've shared with us a very important fact - you identify as a Christian man, but you are not aware of what the True Christian™ faith actually is. Everything you believe about the nature and identity of God is therefore suspect.

        Moving on...

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        Doesn't the fact that we all have free will in fact prove that the only ones that are responsible are those involved. Those men acted of their own free will.
        Of course they did, dear. God gave free choice to each person on earth, from newborn babe to the oldest person that ever lived. Those who choose to believe in Jesus will be spared an eternity in a Hell created for those who would choose to not love the LORD. If, however, you think that God wasn't aware of their choices, their intentions, and their plans from the very first impulsive thought to the last moment of steering the plane into the WTC, then you don't know the LORD's Sovereignty, don't believe in the LORD's sovereignty, or do not comprehend how the LORD's ways are mysterious and incomprehensible to mere humans. Perhaps you think they ought to be explained with the same precision used to explain how Noah fit all the animals on the Ark? I don't know about you, but my God will not be put in a man-sized mental/intellectual box, thank you very much.

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        Also how do you explain homosexuality as a choice
        A very comprehensive explanation can be found in this sermon from Pastor Billy-Reuben here, dear:
        Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way!

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        when I was growing up I natuarrly developed feelings toward the opposite sex. Young children who are gay just naturally develop feelings for sam sex.
        Well, you say that, and perhaps you believe it yourself. But then you talk on and on about masturbation. This is man-on-man sexual stimulation, and that makes you gay, dear.

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        Also to say that harlem shake and such promotes sodomy is absurd. I am completely strait and have personally participated in a harlem shake video with other christians, and yet there were no homosexual undertones and I had no sexually feelings of any kind towards any of them.
        We've already established that you do not know what it means to be a Christian. We've already established that you are sexually aroused by a man's body part on your own private manhood, and in turn, your own masculine hand strokes a penile member to its orgasmic conclusion. You haven't exactly established yourself a credible witness of your own character.

        Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
        I come here not to start any trouble, but I am very curious to hear more about why you feel this way.
        The consequential whining when hearing more about this only further supports your gaysexual identity.

        I understand this is likely very upsetting emotionally to you. You've been lying to yourself your whole life. But trust the LORD, who brought you here, to His very favorite forum! He knows what you need, and He knows we have it!

        You can start here to learn important steps in overcoming masturbation, and the twelve steps that will lead you out of homosexuality.

        Don't be shy dear. And don't be afraid of us. We're here to help.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Tyler the gay troll
          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
          • Feb 2013
          • 24

          #49
          Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

          when I got here I was completely respectful and I was met with their own harshness and untrue insults.do unto others...I am simply treating them the same way they have treated me which is no less than they deserve.
          Rom.1:26-27
          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #50
            Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

            Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
            And I disagree with any of those warranting death. I was just busy masturbating so couldn't respond
            I'm sure your mother wouldn't be pleased to see her son talk like this on a well known church forum.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Tyler the gay troll
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Feb 2013
              • 24

              #51
              Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

              we haven't an established anything.you are making wild inferences based on no fact.I could do the same.I could say the fact that you're so obsessed with others and their sexualitythat perhaps you have some unexplored sexual repression.and masturbation does not make you gay.Your words do not change my sexuality. I think you have more issues than I could count.Based on what I've posted you conclude I'm gay. Well based on what you've posted I concludethat you have serious issues and could benefit from a good *** naughty word ***
              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 02-25-2013, 03:48 AM. Reason: Profanity removed.
              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #52
                Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                we haven't an established anything.you are making wild inferences based on no fact.I could do the same.I could say the fact that you're so obsessed with others and their sexualitythat perhaps you have some unexplored sexual repression.and masturbation does not make you gay.Your words do not change my sexuality. I think you have more issues than I could count.Based on what I've posted you conclude I'm gay. Well based on what you've posted I concludethat you have serious issues and could benefit from a good *** naughty word ***
                Watch the potty-mouth. If you can't make your point without offensive language, you will be asked to leave.

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                  Christ's Antiquarius
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 736

                  #53
                  Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                  Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                  when I got here I was completely respectful
                  You are nothing but a narrow-minded, short-sighted bigot. You came here to mock our faith and force your own twisted worldview unto us even though you knew well that this was a CHRISTIAN FORUM. If you don't like our Christian beliefs then that's your problem. Mock us as you wish. We are actually blessed by your insults. Just know that Jesus will have the last laugh as He watches you roast in the fiery pits of hell.
                  Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                  How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                  The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                  How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                  God HATES Carbon Dating

                  2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #54
                    Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                    Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                    I concludethat you have serious issues and could benefit from a good f***ing.
                    You've finally crossed the line, gayrod! That is no way to talk to a lady you degenerate waste of skin! May you roast over the eternal flame, impaled like a pig on a spit on satan's barbed, acid-spitting phallus! Begone, demon!

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                    • Tyler the gay troll
                      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 24

                      #55
                      Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                      I am Christian so I will be in heaven. And even though you're wrong on many points you'll be there too I pray. So perhaps when we're there will ask Jesus and see which 1 of us was right.and to you moderator I put f followed by **** and ing. you have no idea what was under those asterisks. It was fudging. There you go drawing wild inferences again based on littlebinformation. You guys are making a point of this. And I'm pretty sure I just slam dunked that one.
                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                      • Tyler the gay troll
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 24

                        #56
                        Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                        and I hate to break it to you but anyone can be forgiven so they're going to be homosexuals and rapists. Also people who lie with animals in heaven sobwhat will you think when you seethem there
                        Rom.1:26-27
                        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #57
                          Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                          Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                          I am Christian so I will be in heaven.
                          The sad thing is, you have absolutely no reason to believe this. It's simply a conditioned belief, brainwashed from a very young age. There is nothing in the Holy Bible that confirms this, and that's how we know you are naught but a pathetic, deluded fool.

                          Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                          And even though you're wrong on many points you'll be there too I pray. So perhaps when we're there will ask Jesus and see which 1 of us was right.and to you moderator I put f followed by **** and ing. you have no idea what was under those asterisks. It was fudging. There you go drawing wild inferences again based on littlebinformation. You guys are making a point of this. And I'm pretty sure I just slam dunked that one.
                          The only thing that will be "slam dunked" is your soul. Straight into Hell.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #58
                            Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                            Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                            I just slam dunked that one.
                            I have a feeling you'll be slam dunked by the Christ, via one of our Godly mods, shortly. So squeal while you still can, swine...I can see your doom on the horizon.

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                            • Tyler the gay troll
                              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 24

                              #59
                              Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                              You've got so much fire in you are you sure you weren't sent from there? Perhaps God sent me here to this website to try and save at least 1 of you crazy fools
                              Rom.1:26-27
                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                              • Witch Hammer
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1717

                                #60
                                Re: New, completely Gay guy here - Pucker up because here I come!

                                Originally posted by Tyler the gay troll View Post
                                You've got so much fire in you are you sure you weren't sent from there? Perhaps God sent me here to this website to try and save at least 1 of you crazy fools
                                Don't delude yourself, you pompous half-wit. I am aflame in the Glory of Christ, and shant be lead from the path of righteousness by a dullard like you. How many times do you need rebuking, fiend? Get thee hence!

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