Avast ye scurvy dogs

[Captain Daniel Gregg]

Greetings brethren. Captain D. Gregg here, setting sail and hauling up anchor , en route to the 4 corners of the globe. Plenty of room for Godly crew on board my ex-whaling ship as we round the Horn braving savages in far off lands and spreading the word of Jesus .
Who wants to swab my deck?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Avast ye scurvy dogs

tell me more about your boat. I spent a few years in Alaska working on a long liner. What are your plans?
What type of boat?

[Nobar King]

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Sounds like a fun trip, but I'll have to pass. I get motion sickness. The closest I get to a boat is, well, I don't get in boats.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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... en route to the 4 corners of the globe.

Not to be too picky, Cap, but globes don't have corners.

[Talitha]

Re: Avast ye scurvy dogs

Greetings brethren. Captain D. Gregg here, setting sail and hauling up anchor , en route to the 4 corners of the globe. Plenty of room for Godly crew on board my ex-whaling ship as we round the Horn braving savages in far off lands and spreading the word of Jesus .
Who wants to swab my deck?

Welcome Cap'n.
Its kind of you to make the offer, but I much prefer doing my travel by Jet.
I would imagine that your ex-whaler smells a bit like that Maggoty Old Crone so on this occasion I shall have to pass.
Give my regards to your Cabin Boy, Roger

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Welcome Cap'n.
Its kind of you to make the offer, but I much prefer doing my travel by Jet.
I would imagine that your ex-whaler smells a bit like that Maggoty Old Crone so on this occasion I shall have to pass.
Give my regards to your Cabin Boy, Roger

Was that you I spotted sniffing my undies on the clothesline the other day?

[Nobar King]

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Was that you I spotted sniffing my undies on the clothesline the other day?

You mean you don't wash your underwear, you just air them out? Gross.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You mean you don't wash your underwear, you just air them out? Gross.

I wash them, then hang them out to dry - I guess Talitha was just hoping to get lucky.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I wash them, then hang them out to dry - I guess Talitha was just hoping to get lucky.

Somebodies projecting here.

Please keep your lesbian mashing on Sister Talitha off this forum.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Somebodies projecting here.

Please keep your lesbian mashing on Sister Talitha off this forum.

I wasn't the one sneaking into someone else's yard to sniff their lace thongs.

[Talitha]

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I wasn't the one sneaking into someone else's yard to sniff their lace thongs.

YOU wear Lace Thongs?

I think I'm gonna Barf

[SUV]

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Yaaaaaaaar! Is it Talk Like a Pirate Day again already?

You better let it out while you still can before Pastor comes along to Forbid it. YAAAAAAAR!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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You're maggoty AND you wear a thong ?!?!?!?!?!?

I wasn't the one sneaking into someone else's yard to sniff their lace thongs.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You're maggoty AND you wear a thong ?!?!?!?!?!?

I am not maggoty - one of the "pastors" changed my screenname to Maggoty Old Crone.

[JennyD]

Re: Avast ye scurvy dogs

Greetings brethren. Captain D. Gregg here, setting sail and hauling up anchor , en route to the 4 corners of the globe. Plenty of room for Godly crew on board my ex-whaling ship as we round the Horn braving savages in far off lands and spreading the word of Jesus .
Who wants to swab my deck?

Captain, you're not what they call a "butt pirate", are you?

We're not big on pirates here. They tend to steal things, you see.

God says, Thou shalt not steal. We say, Yes, Lord!

I'm sure you can see how "burgling" of any sort would not be appropriate for Landoverians.

Incidentally, you ARE aware that Iowa is rather a long distance from the ocean, right?