[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

Are you sure you are a catholic and not just someone who thought pretending to be a catholic would really annoy us?

The King James Bible is the Bible. Are you saying that God didn't actually oversee its writing and it is invalid?

I am pretty sure I am Catholic. That's what my Bishop said when he confirmed me last Easter.

What I am saying is that the same Holy Spirit who inspired the writings of the scriptures guided its compilation. But King James and his scholars included the Apocrypha. If the Holy Spirit inspired King James, than why have you taken the Apocrypha out? Or if the Holy Spirit inspired you, than he must not have inspired King James who included the Apocrypha.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Introduction

And there is a difference between bowing down and worshiping. Bowing down is a sign of respect. The same thing as a military salute. I respect Mary, the saints, all Christians who have gone before me and who have given my the deposit of faith that was first given to him and all of God's angels (not his demons).

Praise be to the Lord Jesus Christ forever.

Now you are simply splitting hairs. Are you trying to tell me that the following is, as you say, showing respect and not prayer?

"Blessed be God in His Angels and in His Saints"

O Holy St. Anthony, gentlest of Saints, your love for God and Charity for His creatures, made you worthy, when on earth, to possess miraculous powers. Encouraged by this thought, I implore you to obtain for me (request). O gentle and loving St. Anthony, whose heart was ever full of human sympathy, whisper my petition into the ears of the sweet Infant Jesus, who loved to be folded in your arms; and the gratitude of my heart will ever be yours. Amen.

[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

You're starting to piss me off buddy! Look, I'm no Bible scholar, I just do what the Pastors tell me, and they tell me to follow the KJV1611. And my KJV1611 ain't got no Apochrypa or whatever you call it in there. I just looked in the index of my family Bible, and that crap isn't in there, so that makes you a ding-danged LIAR!

I showed you a link that publishes the ORIGINAL KJV that was published in 1611 by King James himself. It has the Apocrypha in it. If your KJV doesn't have the Apocrypha in it, than doesn't that make your pastor the liar?

[Thinks Design]

Re: Introduction

I am pretty sure I am Catholic. That's what my Bishop said when he confirmed me last Easter.

How can you trust someone high up in an institution that protects and shelters practicing paedophiles?

ThinsDesign.

[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

Now you are simply splitting hairs. Are you trying to tell me that the following is, as you say, showing respect and not prayer?

St. Paul wrote that we should follow him as he follows Christ. All of God's Angles follow Christ and follow him alone. By following God's Angel's we follow Christ and Christ alone.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Introduction

All of God's Angles.....

Acute or oblique?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Introduction

St. Paul wrote that we should follow him as he follows Christ. All of God's Angles follow Christ and follow him alone. By following God's Angel's we follow Christ and Christ alone.

No, that makes you a follower of a follower. How can you not see that? The Catholic Church is nothing more than a Conga line of fools, each one claiming to be following Jesus, while in reality they have their spiritual hands on the hips of a priest, whose hands are on the hips of a bishop, whose hands are on the the hips of a Cardinal, who in turn is following an elected Pope.

To pretend you are following Jesus is the most dangerous of self delusions, as your eternal soul is in peril.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

I showed you a link that publishes the ORIGINAL KJV that was published in 1611 by King James himself. It has the Apocrypha in it. If your KJV doesn't have the Apocrypha in it, than doesn't that make your pastor the liar?

Oh, so King James put his original Bible on the internets? Right!

Look, you can't trust everything you read online, don't you know that? MY Bible is right here next to me, I can touch it, so forgive me if I believe what's right in front of me instead of some website page that some Catholic I don't even know linked me to on my computer.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introduction

while in reality they have their spiritual hands on the hips of a priest, whose hands are on the hips of a bishop, whose hands are on the the hips of a Cardinal, who in turn is following

Who is in turn following a crying young boy; with a bleeding bottom.

YIC

[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

Your probably right. We shouldn't follow men even if they claim to follow Christ. That means that King James and whatever he said the word of God was is lying. Does that mean your pastor is lying too? Who is inspired? King James or you?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introduction

Your probably right. We shouldn't follow men even if they claim to follow Christ. That means that King James and whatever he said the word of God was is lying. Does that mean your pastor is lying too? Who is inspired? King James or you?

What are you talking about?

The KJV(1611) is inspired by God: does some look after you?

YIC

[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

I mean that the KJV 1611 has the apocrypha in it and your KJV does not have it. Whose Bible is inspired?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

I mean that the KJV 1611 has the apocrypha in it and your KJV does not have it. Whose Bible is inspired?

No it doesn't. Quit saying that! God wrote the Bible through King James. God is in Heaven, so He miracled the One True Bible™ through the Godly King James. And don't say that other stuff was in there, because MY KJV1611 doesn't have it!

[ACatholic]

Re: Introduction

So God miracled your Bible through King James and your church took out the Apocrypha?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introduction

Acute or oblique?

I'm thinking obtuse (in more ways than one).