I'm new and excited to be here!

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

Afternoon!

My name is Jamie Huston. I am from Ohio. A friend from my Church showed me your site and I immeditately knew that I had to become a member!

I, myself, am an ex-homosexual. My friends and family found me in sin and after an intense eight month course, I can proudly state that I am straight as an arrow!! I am a STONG advocate against homosexual ways and spend much of my free time preaching the good WORD to those who might be troubled with the idea of their "sexuality".

I am new here, so I hope you can welcome me into your world and share your insight with me, and I to you! Thank you for your time!

PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY!!

[MitzaLizalor]

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At first I was a little concerned to be reading your introduction post before you'd posted it but then I noticed my clock has stopped. I see you haven't mentioned a Bible verse? Psalm 106 recounts many examples of God's Perfect Love (I've highlighted verse 15 which shows that consequences of excessive behaviours come from God rather from the behaviours themselves) and there may be something there to jog your memory. Do you attend a Baptist Church?

It must have been very embarrassing for your family to discover you like that.

A tentative welcome, because you actually did make an intro post. Looking forward to your Bible verse and hoping it does not come from the Douay-Rheims, NIV or New World text. I will not call them translations.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I'm new and excited to be here!

Afternoon!

My name is Jamie Huston. I am from Ohio. A friend from my Church showed me your site and I immeditately knew that I had to become a member!

I, myself, am an ex-homosexual. My friends and family found me in sin and after an intense eight month course, I can proudly state that I am straight as an arrow!! I am a STONG advocate against homosexual ways and spend much of my free time preaching the good WORD to those who might be troubled with the idea of their "sexuality".

I am new here, so I hope you can welcome me into your world and share your insight with me, and I to you! Thank you for your time!

PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY!!

Jamie, I'm not familiar with "stong", so please clarify before we can proceed with either welcoming you or cursing you to hell. I'm assuming that you either meant "shlong" or "strong", but since one or two letters completly change will your intentions, you should clarify. If it turns out that you are a 'shlong advocate', you will be asked to complete our sixteen week 'pray the gay away' summer camp. Btw, are you home schooled?

[Faith_Machine]

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Why'd it take you eight months to stop having sex with sailors and truck drivers? Were you having too much fun?

[Mary Thompson]

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Why'd it take you right months to stop having sex with sailors and truck drivers? Were you having too much fun?

I think he meant that it took him a while to stop fantasizing about it as well as stopping the activity.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am new here, so I hope you can welcome me into your world and share your insight with me, and I to you! Thank you for your time!

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

I am glad to read you have stopped being gay. You are a great example to all those who falsely claim that being gay is not a choice.

[Alterboy]

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I am so glad you have up your sinful sodomising ways and let Jesus into your heart.
Glory!

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

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Jamie, I'm not familiar with "stong", so please clarify before we can proceed with either welcoming you or cursing you to hell. I'm assuming that you either meant "shlong" or "strong", but since one or two letters completly change will your intentions, you should clarify. If it turns out that you are a 'shlong advocate', you will be asked to complete our sixteen week 'pray the gay away' summer camp. Btw, are you home schooled?

Whoops, please excuse my spelling error! I was both nervous about your acceptance, and excited as I typed. I did in fact mean STRONG!

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

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Why'd it take you eight months to stop having sex with sailors and truck drivers? Were you having too much fun?

That is just how long my course was, I did not have a say in how long I attended (They wanted to be thourough and make sure all attendees were clean). I do believe that I was cured of my illness rather quickly. I have been 4 years, 3 Months, and 5 Days clean of the sin! I am proud of this fact and plan on spending the rest of my days proclaiming my love for the WORD and against the horror of the gays.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forums, and congratulations on kicking the habit! I do hope you're strong in the faith indeed, as atheists come to try and recruit more followers to their Gay Ways, even here on God's Favorite Forum. I will keep you in my prayers. For your benefit, you can read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Because your rights are important to us, you’ll find Landover Baptist Church Forum’s universal declaration of rights HERE.

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

Re: I'm new and excited to be here!

Welcome to our friendly forums, and congratulations on kicking the habit! I do hope you're strong in the faith indeed, as atheists come to try and recruit more followers to their Gay Ways, even here on God's Favorite Forum. I will keep you in my prayers. For your benefit, you can read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Because your rights are important to us, you’ll find Landover Baptist Church Forum’s universal declaration of rights HERE.

Thank you so much for your kind words and helpful hints for this site!

[Holly Graham]

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Hello, and welcome. I, too, am a noob to this forum, but am glad to finally find like-minded people.

I do hope you soon find the love of a woman, since that would totally cure your former illness (1 Corinthians 7) (Leviticus 18:22)

I'm also hoping your rectum will heal from all of the buttsex you must have been forced to endure. Perhaps your new wife could prepare an ointment to help it heal.

Blessings, and PTL you've come to your senses.