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  • Elijah Mee, PhD
    True Christian™ Brainiac
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 538

    #1

    Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

    Hi everyone,

    My name is Nathaniel and I have recently felt the power of God working in my life which has compelled me to take to the internet to find like-minded folk.

    As a teenager I did not fear God and I believe it led me down a very negative path. I ran away from home and became involved in heavy drug use, I experimented sexually, committed crimes to fund my addiction and was just generally on the road to ruin. You name it, I did it. Anyway, after a few years, I hit rock bottom -- as everyone lucky enough not to die in that situation does eventually. I was broken, destroyed, without a true friend in the world; even my own family wanted nothing to do with me. And it was then, just as, for the first time ever, suicide seemed to be an option, that I found the grace of God.

    It has been several years since my terrible teens and my faith strengths every day. Every night I thank God for allowing me to escape my downward spiral and become whole again through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I would like to share with you, my friends, a verse which really resonated with me in my time of greatest need:

    Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

    Friends, with hindsight, I now see that the link between atheism and amorality is undeniable. During my rebellious years, I did not once meet a good Christian. My friends were agnostic, just as I was, and it saddens me to think of how their lack of belief was, and still is, corroding their lives.

    I feel an almost inexplicable compulsion to open up to God and let Him to work through me to open the eyes of the unsaved heretics. I hope you all feel the same.
    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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  • Pim Pendergast
    PHD - Theophysicist
    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 3103

    #2
    Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

    Welcome, Mr Enlightenment. That was a heartwarming testimony. Which church do you go to? Tell us about your family. Are you married, and if so, how many sons has God seen fit to bless you with?
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

      Hello Nathaniel, and welcome to our friendly forums! Have you found a wife to take care of you, and to give you proud sons?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Mary Thompson
        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2013
        • 653

        #4
        Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

        Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
        Hi everyone,

        My name is Nathaniel and I have recently felt the power of God working in my life which has compelled me to take to the internet to find like-minded folk.

        As a teenager I did not fear God and I believe it led me down a very negative path. I ran away from home and became involved in heavy drug use, I experimented sexually, committed crimes to fund my addiction and was just generally on the road to ruin. You name it, I did it. Anyway, after a few years, I hit rock bottom -- as everyone lucky enough not to die in that situation does eventually. I was broken, destroyed, without a true friend in the world; even my own family wanted nothing to do with me. And it was then, just as, for the first time ever, suicide seemed to be an option, that I found the grace of God.

        It has been several years since my terrible teens and my faith strengths every day. Every night I thank God for allowing me to escape my downward spiral and become whole again through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I would like to share with you, my friends, a verse which really resonated with me in my time of greatest need:

        Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

        Friends, with hindsight, I now see that the link between atheism and amorality is undeniable. During my rebellious years, I did not once meet a good Christian. My friends were agnostic, just as I was, and it saddens me to think of how their lack of belief was, and still is, corroding their lives.

        I feel an almost inexplicable compulsion to open up to God and let Him to work through me to open the eyes of the unsaved heretics. I hope you all feel the same.
        That was beautiful, Nathaniel, a shining example of how God's Love can fix people's lives, after all the Lord can do things men can only dream of with ease, (Matthew 19: 26) (Jeremiah 32: 17) What church do you attend? Are you married, yet?
        Yours In Christ,
        Mary Thompson.
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

          Enlightenment, you say? What are you some kind of Buddhist?
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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #6
            Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

            Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
            Hi everyone,

            My name is Nathaniel and I have recently felt the power of God working in my life which has compelled me to take to the internet to find like-minded folk.

            As a teenager I did not fear God and I believe it led me down a very negative path. I ran away from home and became involved in heavy drug use, I experimented sexually, committed crimes to fund my addiction and was just generally on the road to ruin. You name it, I did it. Anyway, after a few years, I hit rock bottom -- as everyone lucky enough not to die in that situation does eventually. I was broken, destroyed, without a true friend in the world; even my own family wanted nothing to do with me. And it was then, just as, for the first time ever, suicide seemed to be an option, that I found the grace of God.

            It has been several years since my terrible teens and my faith strengths every day. Every night I thank God for allowing me to escape my downward spiral and become whole again through our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I would like to share with you, my friends, a verse which really resonated with me in my time of greatest need:

            Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

            Friends, with hindsight, I now see that the link between atheism and amorality is undeniable. During my rebellious years, I did not once meet a good Christian. My friends were agnostic, just as I was, and it saddens me to think of how their lack of belief was, and still is, corroding their lives.

            I feel an almost inexplicable compulsion to open up to God and let Him to work through me to open the eyes of the unsaved heretics. I hope you all feel the same.
            Welcome Nathaniel!

            It always makes my heart swell when I hear about the perverted travails of a once wayward youth who has recently been entered by and come to Christ. Tell me son, just how deep were your depravities? Did they involve furtive homosexual congress? Please, unburden yourself of your past transgressions! Drop your fetid load upon us Nathan, it will do your immortal soul a world of good! Our strength in The Lord allows us to bear the foulest and most graphic burdens imaginable! And do not worry about shocking us, we have heard the testimonials of some of the sickest, most abominable former perverts you could ever imagine.

            I count my own testimony among the most stomach turning and gut wrenching of all and now, I am a respected True Christian™ Scientheist. Your road to salvation begins now Nathaniel, let your sorid story spew forth and feel yourself transformed! Glory! Praise and GLORY!
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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            • Elijah Mee, PhD
              True Christian™ Brainiac
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 538

              #7
              Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Enlightenment, you say? What are you some kind of Buddhist?
              Oh Heavens no, I have no interest in hocus pocus heresy. In fact, from what I understand of Buddhists, it seems as though they've reserved themselves a special place in hell; the claim that mere men will be reincarnated, just like our Lord Jesus, is surely blasphemy of a high order.

              I believe that only through God and the Church can I ever hope to achieve the enlightenment that I seek -- an understanding of my purpose here on earth.
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

              The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
              Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
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              • Elijah Mee, PhD
                True Christian™ Brainiac
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2013
                • 538

                #8
                Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                Thank you all very much for your warm welcome.

                I hope you'll understand my trepidation about sharing the sordid details of my teenage years on a public message board. Liberal parenting seems to be giving very young children almost unrestricted access to the internet and I don't want to be filling their heads with tales of sin and homosexual depravity. Needless to say, however, that when you're addicted to drugs, you'll do whatever it takes to pay your way. I tell you, friends, that only my love for God can cleanse the dirt from my knees!

                I married recently (to a woman, praise the Lord) but God has not yet seen fit to bless us with children. I have a nagging feeling that she doesn't actually want to give me a child yet. She has somewhat relaxed views about contraception - though naturally I refuse to partake - so I can't help suspecting foul play. I've learned recently of a highly unnatural product of science which actually allows women to control that sort of thing themselves. I guess I just have to trust her, I suppose.

                Anyway, can't complain really! A pleasure to meet you all!
                But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                • Alexandria Puckett
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 256

                  #9
                  Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                  Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                  Thank you all very much for your warm welcome.

                  I hope you'll understand my trepidation about sharing the sordid details of my teenage years on a public message board. Liberal parenting seems to be giving very young children almost unrestricted access to the internet and I don't want to be filling their heads with tales of sin and homosexual depravity. Needless to say, however, that when you're addicted to drugs, you'll do whatever it takes to pay your way. I tell you, friends, that only my love for God can cleanse the dirt from my knees!

                  I married recently (to a woman, praise the Lord) but God has not yet seen fit to bless us with children. I have a nagging feeling that she doesn't actually want to give me a child yet. She has somewhat relaxed views about contraception - though naturally I refuse to partake - so I can't help suspecting foul play. I've learned recently of a highly unnatural product of science which actually allows women to control that sort of thing themselves. I guess I just have to trust her, I suppose.

                  Anyway, can't complain really! A pleasure to meet you all!
                  Well, I'm very glad to meet you! And I agree, a person on drugs will do anything to get a fix... I've seen my own mother whore herself down that disgusting path. But I do have a question as to why you thought you needed to specify that you married a woman? There is no real such marriage between same sex couples, so I'm not sure why you would insinuate that there is.
                  But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                  • Elijah Mee, PhD
                    True Christian™ Brainiac
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 538

                    #10
                    Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                    Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                    Well, I'm very glad to meet you! And I agree, a person on drugs will do anything to get a fix... I've seen my own mother whore herself down that disgusting path. But I do have a question as to why you thought you needed to specify that you married a woman? There is no real such marriage between same sex couples, so I'm not sure why you would insinuate that there is.
                    Unfortunately, both of my parents were in the liberal "the Bible is a product of its historical context" camp. Little better than blasphemy, if you ask me. Anyway, they indoctrinated me with the view that if the Bible were written now, it would permit same sex marriage on equal terms. I'm only really starting to overcome their parental influence -- I'm pretty glad I'm estranged from them now, to be honest with you!
                    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                    The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                    Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                    "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #11
                      Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                      Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                      Thank you all very much for your warm welcome.

                      I hope you'll understand my trepidation about sharing the sordid details of my teenage years on a public message board. Liberal parenting seems to be giving very young children almost unrestricted access to the internet and I don't want to be filling their heads with tales of sin and homosexual depravity. Needless to say, however, that when you're addicted to drugs, you'll do whatever it takes to pay your way. I tell you, friends, that only my love for God can cleanse the dirt from my knees!

                      I married recently (to a woman, praise the Lord) but God has not yet seen fit to bless us with children. I have a nagging feeling that she doesn't actually want to give me a child yet. She has somewhat relaxed views about contraception - though naturally I refuse to partake - so I can't help suspecting foul play. I've learned recently of a highly unnatural product of science which actually allows women to control that sort of thing themselves. I guess I just have to trust her, I suppose.

                      Anyway, can't complain really! A pleasure to meet you all!
                      Our moderation staff takes great care to keep underage unsaved trash off of our holy board, so you can feel comfortable unburdening your soul to us. Nathaniel, believe me when I tell you will feel much, much better if you testify to us, in explicit detail, about several of your most disturbing, drug addled sodomitic trysts. The Lord is ready to forgive you.
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Marc Thyme
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 46

                        #12
                        Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                        Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                        Thank you all very much for your warm welcome.

                        I hope you'll understand my trepidation about sharing the sordid details of my teenage years on a public message board. Liberal parenting seems to be giving very young children almost unrestricted access to the internet and I don't want to be filling their heads with tales of sin and homosexual depravity. Needless to say, however, that when you're addicted to drugs, you'll do whatever it takes to pay your way. I tell you, friends, that only my love for God can cleanse the dirt from my knees!

                        I married recently (to a woman, praise the Lord) but God has not yet seen fit to bless us with children. I have a nagging feeling that she doesn't actually want to give me a child yet. She has somewhat relaxed views about contraception - though naturally I refuse to partake - so I can't help suspecting foul play. I've learned recently of a highly unnatural product of science which actually allows women to control that sort of thing themselves. I guess I just have to trust her, I suppose.

                        Anyway, can't complain really! A pleasure to meet you all!
                        So you're saying it is your wife's decision about when or whether to give you offspring? What?

                        1 Timothy Chapter 2: 12-15 (1611KJV)
                        12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                        13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

                        14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

                        15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."
                        Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                        Marc

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                        • Alexandria Puckett
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 256

                          #13
                          Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                          Originally posted by Marc Thyme View Post
                          So you're saying it is your wife's decision about when or whether to give you offspring? What?

                          1 Timothy Chapter 2: 12-15 (1611KJV)
                          12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                          13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

                          14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

                          15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."
                          I don't think he's so much saying it's her desicion as it is her deception of him. In which case, you are not disciplining her properly or enough.
                          But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                          • Elijah Mee, PhD
                            True Christian™ Brainiac
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 538

                            #14
                            Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                            I don't think he's so much saying it's her desicion as it is her deception of him. In which case, you are not disciplining her properly or enough.
                            I fear that you may be right. Once again, I must blame my upbringing. I never saw my father discipline my rapacious mother which created an overly liberal, permissive - almost feminist - atmosphere in the house.

                            I guess I just wouldn't know where to start with effective punishment. And I'm troubled by the morality of preemptively punishing my wife based on suspicion alone -- I worry that it will lead me on a slippery slope of unnecessary domestic abuse.

                            It's a dilemma that keeps me awake at night, friends.
                            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                            The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                            Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                            "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                            • Holly Graham
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 348

                              #15
                              Re: Seeking redemption and enlightenment through our Lord Jesus Christ

                              I'll be praying for you, Brother Nathaniel. Welcome!

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