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  • Elijah Mee, PhD
    True Christian™ Brainiac
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 538

    #16
    Re: Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Jessica, why don't you quit fooling around and get serious about salvation?
    I agree. Right now it feels a bit like she's just mocking Jesus and our faith.
    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #17
      Re: Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

      I think this one is simply here to mock:

      Fact: this one calls her self Jessica6

      Fact: Jessica6 is a character in blasphemous novel where God is a computer.

      Fact: Jsssica6 uses the random sexual partner machine for sex with random partners.

      Fact: This Jessica6 must think we are idiots.

      Not impressed.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #18
        Re: Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

        Originally posted by Jessica6 View Post
        No.
        If you don't have your husband's permission to be here, you have to leave!

        But kindly hear me out.
        No. I stopped reading once I realized you are disobeying your husband. That is a direct violation of Genesis 3:16 and Ephesians 5:22-24. You will burn in Hell unless you better your ways!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Elijah Mee, PhD
          True Christian™ Brainiac
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2013
          • 538

          #19
          Re: Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

          2 Chronicles 36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

          Please do not make the same mistake, "Jessica6"
          But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

          The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
          Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
          "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #20
            Re: Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            I think this one is simply here to mock:

            Fact: this one calls her self Jessica6

            Fact: Jessica6 is a character in blasphemous novel where God is a computer.

            Fact: Jsssica6 uses the random sexual partner machine for sex with random partners.

            Fact: This Jessica6 must think we are idiots.

            Not impressed.

            YIC
            Amen, brother! There were, however, two things that I did like about Logan's Run:

            1. It portrayed reincarnation as the lie that we all know it is.

            2. It anticipated Obama's death panels long before Obama even thought of them!

            Really, Logan's Run should be required reading for all high school students, so they can see exactly what a liberal utopia actually looks like.
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