Hallelujah - I have been SAVED

[Jessica6]

In my darkest hour of internet forum land a gleaming sign appeared like a beacon in the wilderness.

The shining Lord Lucifer took my hand and led me to the light, with promises of eternal salvation and the Word of God...

I feel so blessed to have become on of the chosen.

[Jessica6]

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Unsaved trash?
Under Investigation?

Is that any way to treat a fellow traveller who as SEEN THE LIGHT?

I feel like this guy right about now...

[Marc Thyme]

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Why anyone would be happy to have been "chosen" for an eternity in hell is a mystery to me. My recommendation to you, young lady, would be that you back away from Daddy's computer, find yourself a copy of the 1611 King James Bible, start reading, and humbly plead with Jesus to forgive you your obvious transgressions against Him before you die and find yourself forever on the business end of satan's barbed prong.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Unsaved trash? Under Investigation? Is that any way to treat a fellow traveller who as SEEN THE LIGHT?

Apparently Jesus disagrees with you and Jesus is always right (Proverbs 3:19; 1 Timothy 1:17).

So clearly you will have to prove your worth first. My advice would be to study your Bible and quote from it often.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Unsaved trash?
Under Investigation?

Is that any way to treat a fellow traveller who as SEEN THE LIGHT?

I feel like this guy right about now...

Fellow traveler?

Dear, this isn't Star Trek. This is real life.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Unsaved trash?
Under Investigation?

Is that any way to treat a fellow traveller who as SEEN THE LIGHT?

I feel like this guy right about now...

Young lady, as True Christians™ we are willing to help you find the light. But you must help us help you. First you must admit to being a filthy sinner, you must study the Bible, you must fall to your heathen knees and worship Jesus Christ the King of Kings, and you must repent of these lies. Isn't Heaven worth that? Remember, there are only two choices: Heaven or Hell.

[Pim Pendergast]

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In my darkest hour of internet forum land a gleaming sign appeared like a beacon in the wilderness.

The shining Lord Lucifer took my hand and led me to the light, with promises of eternal salvation and the Word of God...

I feel so blessed to have become on of the chosen.

Lord lucifer? You do realise that's another name for satan, right? There is no way he could have led you into the light. He can appear as an angel of light, though, to deceive people. Clearly you have been deceived. You need to follow everyone else's advice and start reading and following the Bible immediately. Don't waste a moment. You don't know when your soul may be required of you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I feel so blessed to have become on of the chosen.

You don't become one of the chosen. Either you always have been, or you never will be:

Ephesians 1:4: According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:

Unsaved trash?
Under Investigation?

That's addressed in the thread that you were supposed to read before posting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In my darkest hour of internet forum land a gleaming sign appeared like a beacon in the wilderness.

The shining Lord Lucifer took my hand and led me to the light, with promises of eternal salvation and the Word of God...

I feel so blessed to have become on of the chosen.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Sammy The Penitent]

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Unsaved trash?
Under Investigation?

Is that any way to treat a fellow traveller who as SEEN THE LIGHT?

Congratulations. It only took you two posts before you started whining like a cat in heat.

Is this the way you behave when you're a guest in someone's home?

Psalms 119:15I will meditate in thy precepts, and have respect unto thy ways.

Now, shut your pie hole, provide us with a PROPER introduction and we'll go from there.

YIC

[Jessica6]

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Apparently Jesus disagrees with you and Jesus is always right (Proverbs 3:19; 1 Timothy 1:17).

So clearly you will have to prove your worth first. My advice would be to study your Bible and quote from it often.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

No. But kindly hear me out.

After we married he... he...

He became a Catholic!!!!!



I been prayin' for his soul ever since.

[Basilissa]

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No. But kindly hear me out.

After we married he... he...

He became a Catholic!!!!!



I been prayin' for his soul ever since.

Since for some odd reason you cannot read the instructions provided in the header, I'll repeat them here:

1. Which Baptist church do you attend?
2. How did you find Jesus?
3. What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Holly Graham]

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No. But kindly hear me out.

After we married he... he...

He became a Catholic!!!!!



I been prayin' for his soul ever since.

Jessica, I don't think you understand where you are. This is not a joke, we are not laughing at you, and you are not being funny.

YOU, dear, are the one who came here, claiming to be something it has taken us all a lot of time and effort to achieve. You see, most of us are life-long True Christians™.

As another woman, I am embarrassed at the brashness and sheer idiocy you are showing to the men on this forum.

You need to read your Bible and find out more about a woman's place. Making fun of your husband, and showing up here making all kinds of demands is making you look completely idiotic at the moment.

(Genesis 3:16) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
(1 Timothy 2:11) Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
(1 Timothy 2:12) But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence

[Mary Thompson]

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No. But kindly hear me out.

After we married he... he...

He became a Catholic!!!!!



I been prayin' for his soul ever since.

You should still get his permission to post here, as a woman you are inferior to man! For the scripture to prove that, see my signature.
You should show more respect for menfolk especially True Christian Menfolk .

[Faith_Machine]

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Jessica, why don't you quit fooling around and get serious about salvation?