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  • Ruthy_Clark
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 16

    #1

    Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

    I just fucking join an my profile tellin me I fucking unsaved trash? Whats up wit that?

    How do I change it to fucking say Christian? I hav been washed in Jesus blood, and anyone who says different I will break there jaw.

    Much love,

    Ruthy
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

    1) Everyone who registers is listed as Unsaved Trash until the Department of Faith does a thorough background search on them.
    2) Your rather salty language tells me we're not going to like what they find.

    Tell me, are you perhaps a sailor of some sort?
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

      Dear Hillary Ruthy:

      If you want to change from unsaved trash to Christian, you need to repent and do God's will. God would very much like for you to hit that PayPal button.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Ruthy_Clark
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        1) Everyone who registers is listed as Unsaved Trash until the Department of Faith does a thorough background search on them.
        2) Your rather salty language tells me we're not going to like what they find.

        Tell me, are you perhaps a sailor of some sort?
        Sailor? Lady, you on fucking crack? WTF!

        I'm a true Christian, jus like yous. I notice you used to be a Papist? Holy fuck! How did you escape THAT fucking cult? Those Mary-lovers are worse than the fucking towel-heads, and they don't steal fucking planes!

        BTW, what's wrong with my langauge?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

          Must be the Tourette's speaking.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

            Originally posted by Ruthy_Clark View Post
            Sailor? Lady, you on piffleing crack? WTF!

            I'm a true Christian, jus like yous. I notice you used to be a Papist? Holy piffle! How did you escape THAT piffleing cult? Those Mary-lovers are worse than the piffleing towel-heads, and they don't steal piffleing planes!

            BTW, what's wrong with my langauge?
            Ruthy dear, do you have your husbands permission to be here?
            Your swearing is very Un-Lady-like and very Un-Christian.
            I suggest you wash out your mouth with soap and water and demand a good beating from your husband.
            We can then get down into turning you into a lady.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #7
              Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

              Originally posted by Ruthy_Clark View Post

              BTW, what's wrong with my langauge?
              Jesus hates a cruddy speller, Ruthytard!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Ruthy_Clark
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 16

                #8
                Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Must be the Tourette's speaking.
                King Noober,

                I can talk jus about any way I want, WITH God's permissions. But I will try an tone down me langauge around real Christians. K?

                Hey, If some misterable little fag fuck's gonna swear at me, I sure as Hell gonna fucking swear right back! Fuck him! Fucking cocksucker motherfucker! It bad enough they allowed to grope each othr in pubic. But when you slam a fist in their face an tell 'em to stop they shout profanities at ya? Well I sure as fuck not gonna stand back an take that from a fucking homo!

                The Holy Bible don't say not to swear, it says not to curse. There a big difference. A representative of God can talk to any sort of heathen trash jus about any way they want, an I do.

                The sin of cursing, which the Bible condemns, is split into two categories -

                1. Cursing as it a witchcraft sense. As in putting curses of hexes on people, blasphemy, cursing God's name, cursing the Holy Ghost, and speaking profanities against God and his servants.

                2. Filthy speak. Though loads people don't understand what this means. It refers to sexual talk like what whores do. It means talking dirty, like telling a man perversions you want done to you. Sick shit like that.

                It in no way says I cant speak down to fags an other human shit, the way God would want me to. If some fag calls me a fucking psycho, I'll call him a fucking homo shit eater motherfucker rite back. Then i'll spilt his fucking jaw in two. It what they deserve for bein fucking disrespecful to a girl.

                Much love,

                Ruthy

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                • Ruthy_Clark
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2008
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                  Originally posted by Ruthy_Clark View Post
                  Sailor? Lady, you on piffleing crack? WTF!

                  I'm a true Christian, jus like yous. I notice you used to be a Papist? Holy piffle! How did you escape THAT piffleing cult? Those Mary-lovers are worse than the piffleing towel-heads, and they don't steal piffleing planes!

                  BTW, what's wrong with my langauge?
                  Hey, why you keep editing my piffleing posts? That not rite!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                    Ruthy,

                    Since you are such a good Christian would you care to explain the accusation that you sexually assaulted another woman?

                    I am all ears.

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                    • Brother Cletus
                      Probably Saved
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 157

                      #11
                      Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                      Originally posted by Ruthy_Clark View Post
                      Sailor? Lady, you on piffleing crack? WTF!

                      I'm a true Christian, jus like yous
                      True Christians do not speak Ebonics.

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                      • Ruthy_Clark
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Your swearing is very Un-Lady-like and very Un-Christian.
                        Sorry Tatilla-the-hun

                        I didn't kno there was a swearin rule here? I'll try to watch my mouth. K?

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                        • Ruthy_Clark
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Ruthy,

                          Since you are such a good Christian would you care to explain the accusation that you sexually assaulted another woman?

                          I am all ears.
                          Huh?? Where did you hear that? I WAS sexually assaulted las year. Some bitch came at me in the showers an tried me. Fucking dyke homo whore, I beat her a new one. It fucked my parole, tho'.

                          Fucking shit that it was me who got grope, but I got in trouble for it? Jus cos I strange her wi shower they say I racial assault her. I guess that jusr what happens when ur a Christian. You get persecushion. Im always gettin persechuted cos Im a Christian. Fucking sucks ass!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                            Originally posted by Ruthy_Clark View Post
                            I can talk jus about any way I want, WITH God's permissions.
                            Miss Petal! Is that you, pulling a prank on us? Come on, 'fess up now!

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Huh?? WTF! Why am I unsaved trash?

                              I feel dirty and less intelligent after reading this thread.

                              Ruthie, my dear, you are a pig and not fit for the likes of JESUS or True Christian™ status.
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