Salutations fellow believers

[Andy Formen]

Hello! My name is Andy Formen and I attend the 1st Baptist Church in San Angelo (proud Texan!) I am so glad to have stumbled upon this amazing site!

I probably will not be very active my first few weeks, as you see I am currently trying to dis-own my son, as he recently admited to me that he is a flaming faggot, something I do not support (I really wish I could just send him Hell now and save GOD the trouble, but good things comes to he who waits.).

My favorite verse from the bible is as follows:

Train up a child in the way he should go;
even when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome Andy!
That is too bad about your son deciding to be a homo.

better not let him near the family. next thing you know he will vote democrat.

how many children has your wife given you?


Praise God!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome, Andy. Share with us your testimony of how you came to find Jesus.

[Des]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome to the True Christian™ church, Andy. Your girly-boy does look a tad bit...colorful. He's young enough to change his evil ways, so I'll pray that God smites him with oral Chlamydia or playground bullies to help him build character and set him back on the straight and narrow path.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Are you sure about disowning him? Why not send him to work in a factory? He'd be pulling in some extra income, and all that hard work might just make a man out of him.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Train up a child in the way he should go;
even when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6.

So how is that working out for you Andy?

[Andy Formen]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Hello and thanks for the responses! I would like to add that the son I am talking about is not the one in my picture, no that son is far too much of a disappointment for me to publicly show on such a wonderful True Christian™ place.

As for sending him to a factory, that might actually be a good idea, I think I will look into it. I just don't understand where I went wrong, I regularly beat him and gave him so many lashings at the mere mention of anything faggoty (such as ponies or "The Jones Brothers") yet he still came out to be so queer!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome, young man. I am so sorry to hear that yet another youth has given into the fag agenda and devoted his life to wrecking rectums. But I also once punched fudge until I realized what a hopeless and miserable deviant pervert I was without Jesus. I asked Him for help and have been fag-free since that wonderful day that I let Him enter me rather than anonymous erections.

Giving back, I developed a 12-step program to help other sissies and queers escape the miserable life of the homo. Intended more for the degenerate and seasoned sodomite, it might just help scare your son straight and back to normalcy and decency, before he is lost to reprobate addiction to the distal colons of other promiscuous queers.

You both will be in my prayers.

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome to God's favorite forum. My advice is to simply put your boy out on the street and tell him you'll disembowel him if he ever darkens your doorway again.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Andy Formen]

Re: Salutations fellow believers

Welcome to God's favorite forum. My advice is to simply put your boy out on the street and tell him you'll disembowel him if he ever darkens your doorway again.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Not to worry, Pastor, I am a God fearing Christian, and will not do anything in violation to God's favorite forums rules!