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  • #61
    Re: Salutations

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I want to beleive that. I really do. But then, how do I know what you meant to say this time?
    Davey, I think you are a confused young, vibrant man. I think you may of made some poor choices in life. It is understandable if you question your masculinity. No doubt, while you were a budding lad, realizing about arousal, you showered in the gym with the other boys. First in the showers, last to leave. Playful towel snapping. Slipping on the slick floor, reaching out to prevent a nasty fall, grabbing on to anything dangling and handy.
    It does not have to be this way Davey. You do not have to wake up each day, the previous night a blur of poppers, sweat and strange men mounting you in alleys behind seedy bars for a dollar. You can let God have a shot. Let Him fell you with His grace and show you His everlasting Love. Woudn't that be better than gargling with genitals?
    I never sold myself. I was a Satanic Sinner.
    One of the reasons I kept my head alone in the profile picture is so you wouldn't see all me Satanic Tatoos. I'm really at the bottom of my rope. I prayed. Did I mention that i actually prayed to not look gay.
    You know how sickening that is for me. Literally. I puked. I try so hard and still all I am is a "gay drama queen". I know I talk to much, and I annoy. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. Whatever. I'm at the end of my rope. That's it, all I really have to say. Help. Actually help.
    Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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    • #62
      Re: Salutations

      Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
      You still haven't. You see, I'm not attracted to the male gender and find the Idea rather revolting.
      Then why make a big deal out of it? Why not let it be and not get all worked up like some feisty, young giz-bucket with a face for creaming on? Makes us wonder.

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      • #63
        Re: Salutations

        Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
        I never sold myself. I was a Satanic Sinner.
        One of the reasons I kept my head alone in the profile picture is so you wouldn't see all me Satanic Tatoos. I'm really at the bottom of my rope. I prayed. Did I mention that i actually prayed to not look gay.
        You know how sickening that is for me. Literally. I puked. I try so hard and still all I am is a "gay drama queen". I know I talk to much, and I annoy. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. Whatever. I'm at the end of my rope. That's it, all I really have to say. Help. Actually help.
        I think the thing that is so confusing to people is how you reacted to being mistaken for a gay. Most people, secure in their sexuality, who never worry about hidden desires to run their fingers and lips over the supple yet muscular skin of downy haired, clean limbed young youths would have shrugged it off with na'ry a thought.

        Why didn't you? I know I would have.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #64
          Re: Salutations

          I'm late. Can someone bring me up to date? Why does this gay Davey guy hate Jesus?
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • #65
            Re: Salutations

            Originally posted by Des View Post
            I'm late. Can someone bring me up to date? Why does this gay Davey guy hate Jesus?
            This poor lad is having a crisis of sexuality and is hovering over the stinking abyss of rampant, gaping, bumhunger.

            I pray he will choose Jesus, instead.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #66
              Re: Salutations

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              This poor lad is having a crisis of sexuality and is hovering over the stinking abyss of rampant, gaping, bumhunger.

              I pray he will choose Jesus, instead.

              YIC
              You guys are right. I just can't act straight untill I accept I'm gay and I can't. I really don't think I'm gay, but I've always had feelings. I just can't do this. I've prayed to god again and again, nothing helps. I'm destined to burn. Even now I can't help complaining like a little girl. There is nothing good about me, exept I know when to give up. Thanks for everything, but before I finish this last drink I want to tell the truth for once in my live.

              My name is David Aleister Monroe. I was born is St. Petersburge, Russia. My mother was a jewish whore. Her momher was jewish, and her father was french. They met something with the holocast. Then came the abuse, i was raped as a kid. Geuus where? By a gay guy up my ass. The right, I moved by then into california. See then i was in foster care under another name. I din't know it though. My mother gave me up is what they said. yah, i don't evan know my real legal name. I was still young, like 5. Barley remember her face. They moved m,e to washington for a while. Theats where i was for a while and a freind gave me pot. At the time, I was developing mentyal illnessdes, and like schizophrenia, depresion, insomnia. That's why i started freaking out and I cut myself and my freind gave me pot so i would stop. By the time theye got me back to california, i had done pot shrooms acid extacy angeldust coke and i think that s it but i aslo tryed lean afew times. I got bust then by my school and by the time i graduated(baerly) i wqas clean. I din't go top colege and i joined a Satinic cult i LA and met other rusians and got these cool tatoos. My favorite ies the one one my hand, ceter. not the palm, the back. Its the left hand. I'm all alone now, yuo see. I kindaf liked theidea of a father, holy andasll. I don't know. So that's my story basicly, i lov eyou guys and thanks forevery think. iov goten pretty drunk aND THESE PILLS AEE KICKINGIN. SO I CAnt type too much else. your the closest tol famly ivever had and gye frendly strangers,
              Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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              • #67
                Re: Salutations

                Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                So that's my story basicly, i lov eyou guys and thanks forevery think. iov goten pretty drunk aND THESE PILLS AEE KICKINGIN. SO I CAnt type too much else. your the closest tol famly ivever had and gye frendly strangers,
                Oh son, you've brought tears to my eyes! I think the LORD is wooing you with His Perfect Love! You'll see, once you confess all those terrible, horrible, ugly sins you've been hoarding around your whole life, and you accept Jesus in their place, you'll feel a great weight off your shoulders! You'll feel light, and fantastic, and just wonderful! Jesus wants to heal you, He wants to make you whole! He wants to be inside you and guide you and love you up to pieces! And He'll never ever hurt you! You might want to start with the Song of Solomon when you pick up your Holy Bible. These are beautiful love poems the LORD is telling YOU! Even though He wrote it thousands of years ago and it was between two people from a completely different time and place, where they didn't have so much as the knowledge of keeping one's hands clean, still, it's meant for YOU today! I would just be careful when you get to the fisting part (Song of Solomon 5:4). If it brings back any traumatic memories or any undesired warm feelings, get in touch with a True Christian™ mentor or pastor right away.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #68
                  Re: Salutations

                  I knew he was a queer.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #69
                    Re: Salutations

                    Davey, thank God you finally accept you are a homofaqual. Please stop trying to 'make a move on me' now that you know what you are doing.
                    Here is an idea, why not make a move on Jesus. Let Him slip some wisdom in during a quickie prayer.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Salutations

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Davey, thank God you finally accept you are a homofaqual. Please stop trying to 'make a move on me' now that you know what you are doing.
                      Try Zekie Boy instead
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                      • #71
                        Re: Salutations

                        Hey. Well I Got out of the hospital a few days ago, I'm fine (just went a little crazy with those pills).

                        Anyways, I've spent the past few days thinking, drinking (Lord forgive me), and smoking (Cigarettes) over a book (The Holy Bible King James Version).

                        I've been reading it, and tomorrow I'm going to the local Baptist Church to pray with a Pastor and Renounce the Devil from my heart as I let God's Light shine deep in me.

                        Anyways, I just wanted to update you. I also wanted to thank you.
                        It was so hard for me to admit I was or am a gay abomination of the human race. See, I never had a father figure, and I had to pretty much raise myself. So all of that learning from my mom as a baby, and the rape, probably turned me gay, but you can't admit that when you live around heroine dealers and gun dealers and just, people who won't tolerate weakness.

                        Oh, and I wanted help listing all my sins. I.D.K. if being raped or having gay thoughts counts as gay. Also, are drugs against God? What about Alcohol? Tobacco? Rock n'Roll? And what do I do about my tats? They mark me as a Devil worshiper (More specifically a follower of Sitri, but you guys probably don't want to know about that).

                        If everything I did was a sin, then what do I do now? What can I do? What's wrong to do, what's right... Oh man, you guys were right! I can't help it. Just always got to grab the spotlight. I'll pray about it.
                        Please do answer my questions though.
                        Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                        • #72
                          Re: Salutations

                          Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

                          1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
                          2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
                          3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
                          4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
                          5. Were his teeth sharp?
                          6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
                          7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

                          Any input is appreciated

                          God Bless
                          Galatians 3:28
                          There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                          Democrats are bad and Republicans are good.
                          Jews control the resources and are responsible for the World's hunger.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Salutations

                            Welcome back!

                            I don't know the answers to all of your questions, but I think I can answer two of them.

                            Alcohol is mentioned several times in the Bible, but as far as I know (please don't take my word for this), there is nothing condemning it. Tattoos are another story.

                            Leviticus 19:28:
                            Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

                            I have heard that there are ways to remove tattoos with lasers, but perhaps you could keep them (or at least one) to remind you of your sinful ways so you don't return to them.
                            I'm sure that someone else who has read the Bible more than I have can help you with the rest.
                            And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                            Deuteronomy 6.5

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                            • #74
                              Re: Salutations

                              Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                              Hey. Well I Got out of the hospital a few days ago, I'm fine (just went a little crazy with those pills).

                              Anyways, I've spent the past few days thinking, drinking (Lord forgive me), and smoking (Cigarettes) over a book (The Holy Bible King James Version).

                              I've been reading it, and tomorrow I'm going to the local Baptist Church to pray with a Pastor and Renounce the Devil from my heart as I let God's Light shine deep in me.

                              Anyways, I just wanted to update you. I also wanted to thank you.
                              It was so hard for me to admit I was or am a gay abomination of the human race. See, I never had a father figure, and I had to pretty much raise myself. So all of that learning from my mom as a baby, and the rape, probably turned me gay, but you can't admit that when you live around heroine dealers and gun dealers and just, people who won't tolerate weakness.

                              Oh, and I wanted help listing all my sins. I.D.K. if being raped or having gay thoughts counts as gay. Also, are drugs against God? What about Alcohol? Tobacco? Rock n'Roll? And what do I do about my tats? They mark me as a Devil worshiper (More specifically a follower of Sitri, but you guys probably don't want to know about that).

                              If everything I did was a sin, then what do I do now? What can I do? What's wrong to do, what's right... Oh man, you guys were right! I can't help it. Just always got to grab the spotlight. I'll pray about it.
                              Please do answer my questions though.
                              What a wonderful day! All that you need to do is surrender to Jesus, accept Him as as your Saviour® and you will be washed clean in the blood of the Lamb.

                              You have shown the courage and the sticktoitiveness of decent Christian youth and you should feel proud that you are choosing to go to Heaven rather than Hell.

                              Alcohol is fine in moderation:

                              Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit"

                              Tattoos, as you have already read are wrong.

                              As to being raped, under normal spcircumstances you could be put to death but under secular law that ain't going to happen (at least until a decent God fearing Republican returns, in triumph to the White House).

                              Keep the gay thoughts to yourself.

                              Glory!
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Salutations

                                Originally posted by Brother Hezekiah View Post
                                Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

                                1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
                                2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
                                3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
                                4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
                                5. Were his teeth sharp?
                                6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
                                7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

                                Any input is appreciated

                                God Bless
                                Good questions, Brother Hezekiah. One can never be too careful.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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