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  • #16
    Re: Salutations

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    So they think you look caring, sensitive and you might know the difference between Teal and Fuchsia.
    you look like an idiot. You're not helping me. I wasn't sheltered and they didn't JUST call me gay, but thanks for simplifying it. Now shut up, and leave this thread. Please.
    Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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    • #17
      Re: Salutations

      Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
      I may not be a true christian, but I am not a homer.
      Please remove that awful badge
      Are you not confident in your own sexuality? If you were I do not see how such a childish prank on their part would upset you so much.
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      • #18
        Re: Salutations

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Then why do you deny its wisdom?

        That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
        John 3:15


        The "Him" in this quote refers to Jesus, of course. Believing in Jesus, believing He is the Son of God and that He died temporarily for our sins, is to have eternal life. What could be more foolish than to deny this wisdom and reject Him? Is this why you believe in atheism? So you can convince yourself your homosexuality won't count against you after you die? Oh please, dear, don't keep lying to yourself like that! Jesus watches everything! He knows everything!
        I don't deny it's wisdom. I've read it many time. (Though not recently).
        Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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        • #19
          Re: Salutations

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Are you not confident in your own sexuality? If you were I do not see how such a childish prank on their part would upset you so much.
          Will someone ban his ip?
          Admins?
          god?
          anybody?
          Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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          • #20
            Re: Salutations

            Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
            Will someone ban his ip?
            Admins?
            god?
            anybody?
            I can hear your pain, but you are not to blame.
            You are clearly trying to suppress something and their cheap jokes have touched a nerve. So you have sexual urges that to not fit the pattern you have been brainwashed to think is "right"
            The Holy Text tells us....
            4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
            Accept who you are and don't pander to other peoples bigoted views on who you should love.
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            • #21
              Re: Salutations

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Accept who you are and don't pander to other peoples bigoted views on who you should love.
              That's the worst advice I've heard all day, no offense. A homosexual doesn't have to choose the gayness. All this talk about "accept you who are" and "born this way" is nothing more than modern psycho-babble created by the Gay Agenda to desensitize people against the real crime here - offending Jesus!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: Salutations

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                That's the worst advice I've heard all day, no offense. A homosexual doesn't have to choose the gayness. All this talk about "accept you who are" and "born this way" is nothing more than modern psycho-babble created by the Gay Agenda to desensitize people against the real crime here - offending Jesus!
                His dad might have, but I don't think Jesus had a problem with the Gays.
                John 21:20
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                • #23
                  Re: Salutations

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  His dad might have, but I don't think Jesus had a problem with the Gays.
                  John 21:20
                  I get a red card for citing your Holy Book!

                  He lived with his Jewish mother, hung about with prostitutes and a bunch of blokes, and you think he was straight!
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                  • #24
                    Re: Salutations

                    Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                    Will someone ban his ip?
                    Admins?
                    god?
                    anybody?
                    I've banned him so many times now I can't even count. Somehow he slithers back in every time.

                    So, do you think that Jesus called you here to His favorite forum in order to cure of of being a degenerate queer? I sure hope so.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #25
                      Re: Salutations

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I can hear your pain, but you are not to blame.
                      You are clearly trying to suppress something and their cheap jokes have touched a nerve. So you have sexual urges that to not fit the pattern you have been brainwashed to think is "right"
                      The Holy Text tells us....
                      Accept who you are and don't pander to other peoples bigoted views on who you should love.
                      YOU GO TO HELL! I AM NOT GAY! I LOVE ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***! I LOVE ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***! I DON'T LIKE ***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK STUPID SPAGHETTI HEAD!!!
                      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-30-2013, 05:15 AM. Reason: Removal of naughty words for a family friendly thread :)
                      Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                      • #26
                        Re: Salutations

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I've banned him so many times now I can't even count. Somehow he slithers back in every time.

                        So, do you think that Jesus called you here to His favorite forum in order to cure of of being a degenerate queer? I sure hope so.
                        Sorry to bug you, but this whole name and badge thing is getting on my nerves. Do you think you could help me out here? Please?
                        Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                        • #27
                          Re: Salutations

                          Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                          Sorry to bug you, but this whole name and badge thing is getting on my nerves. Do you think you could help me out here? Please?
                          Well you do look like a gay. Maybe it's that gay hat.

                          By the way, since you're not a Christian, why do you hate queers? We hate them because God commands us to.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Salutations

                            Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                            Sorry to bug you, but this whole name and badge thing is getting on my nerves. Do you think you could help me out here? Please?
                            Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
                            Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
                            Matthew 7:16-17


                            Dear, maybe you should stop acting so gay if you don't want people to think you're gay. Have you tried doing manly things and praying to Jesus for strength and more testosterone?

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Salutations

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Well you do look like a gay. Maybe it's that gay hat.

                              By the way, since you're not a Christian, why do you hate queers? We hate them because God commands us to.
                              I don't hate queers. I hate what they do. Just think about it. There's nothing to like, there's nothing right about it. It's disgusting. Hundreds of you potentional children, little parts of you, being scattered into a disgusting place where they are sent forth to find an egg, and slowly die in a hopeless pile of...

                              I don't have to be a christian to tell you, gay is not okay. Not just, right, fair, or in any way okay. It's the opposite. It's wrong.
                              Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                              • #30
                                Re: Salutations

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
                                Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
                                Matthew 7:16-17


                                Dear, maybe you should stop acting so gay if you don't want people to think you're gay. Have you tried doing manly things and praying to Jesus for strength and more testosterone?

                                funny. I actually did that a lot when i was smaller. Like 12 years old I think. I prayed for physical and emotional strength. Didn't work. when I was maybe 14 (no longer prayed, went to church, actively believed) I started to work out. I was very muscular for about a year. Today, I still work out but not 2x a day like i did. More like 1x every other day. I'm still quite muscular. True, I'm not the most macho man, but I'm not gay. I get a lot of female attention (which I ignore because I've had a girlfriend for almost a year) and every now and then some very disturbing male attention (which I also ignore, if I can help not puking).
                                I guess I must have a gay look to my face.
                                The point of all of that was, yes I tried that, and how do you know I'm not muscular or manly? You've never seen my body, just my face.

                                I'm actually quite manly. The first girlfriend I had (in highschool) misbehaved. I immediately went on amazon and bought a flog. Never had trouble from her again. The last man who tested my manliness, tried to get me arrested for attempted murder. I was not found guilty because there was no weapon used, and he was very obnoxious to the judge.

                                I think, enough said. I'm manly, and as much as I'm going to hate it, I guess I have a gay face.
                                Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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