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  • #91
    Re: Salutations

    and those piercings are out.
    Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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    • #92
      Re: Salutations

      Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
      and those piercings are out.
      Well done, young man. When a firm young youth like you is done with his piercing you are one step closer to Salvation(r). Only through Jesus can this be achieved.

      Piercings are simple one of Satan's tools to get you to break God's rules of not having piercings by having piercings

      But by far the worst piercing is that which the predatory atheist paedophile gaywise fiend dreams on inflicting on our young, noble browed, clean limbed, firm thighed young youths buttockular cleft. It does not take a genius to work out what I mean.

      Tha's right: anal sex

      The gaywise anal rape enthusiast thinks of nothing more than piercing the body of the poor crying youth he has drugged and kept in his basement like some poor anal pet.

      Imagine the tears on the soft downy face of the crying young youth as the the homersex proponent stagger towards him with is his ragged member, plied to tumessence, eager for his victims face and mouth.

      It starts with a stud in the ear: but it ends in a hellish basement, anal pain and a drug filled life of sexual, anal, slavery. And death, probably.

      All the best.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #93
        Re: Salutations

        AMEN brother! Praise the Lord!
        Galatians 3:28
        There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
        Democrats are bad and Republicans are good.
        Jews control the resources and are responsible for the World's hunger.

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        • #94
          Re: Salutations

          Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
          I don't think laser surgery will work. I have alot of tattoos,
          They can get some great results these days.


          Now Davey Boy the readers are starting to get quite irate, they want to know and you are not coming up with the goods.
          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Hi there Davey, what be your favourite type of Pasta?
          Why Oh Why do you continue to keep our readers in suspenders?
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          • #95
            Re: Salutations

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            They can get some great results these days.


            Now Davey Boy the readers are starting to get quite irate, they want to know and you are not coming up with the goods.

            Why Oh Why do you continue to keep our readers in suspenders?
            My favorite kind of pasta, is the pasta that shuts up, doesn't fly, and is still smarter than you. That's right, any pasta!
            Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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            • #96
              Re: Salutations

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Well done, young man. When a firm young youth like you is done with his piercing you are one step closer to Salvation®. Only through Jesus can this be achieved.

              Piercings are simple one of Satan's tools to get you to break God's rules of not having piercings by having piercings

              But by far the worst piercing is that which the predatory atheist paedophile gaywise fiend dreams on inflicting on our young, noble browed, clean limbed, firm thighed young youths buttockular cleft. It does not take a genius to work out what I mean.

              Tha's right: anal sex

              The gaywise anal rape enthusiast thinks of nothing more than piercing the body of the poor crying youth he has drugged and kept in his basement like some poor anal pet.

              Imagine the tears on the soft downy face of the crying young youth as the the homersex proponent stagger towards him with is his ragged member, plied to tumessence, eager for his victims face and mouth.

              It starts with a stud in the ear: but it ends in a hellish basement, anal pain and a drug filled life of sexual, anal, slavery. And death, probably.

              All the best.
              It's a good thing I turned around when I did. So, what's my next step on the journey to salvation. I go to church, I'm going to be baptized soon, I've accepted Jesus into my heart, gotten rid of my piercings, bisexual girlfriend, and drugs, and I've cut down on drinking. Should I get rid of my guns? Off topic. What's the next step?
              Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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              • #97
                Re: Salutations

                You're doing very well!

                I'm sure one of the men on this forum can give a better reason why, but you should keep your guns.

                If you haven't done so already, your next step should be to get a KJV 1611 Bible and read if fro, front to back.
                And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                Deuteronomy 6.5

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                • #98
                  Re: Salutations

                  Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                  My favorite kind of pasta, is the pasta that shuts up, doesn't fly, and is still smarter than you. That's right, any pasta!
                  Oh My! Do I pick up a little hint of aggression there?

                  You have a lot of pent up anger inside you Davey, you obversely feel compelled to lash out at those who have found a truth that still eludes you.

                  It is OK Davey, I don't take it personally, I can feel you pain, but you are not to blame.
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                  • #99
                    Re: Salutations

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Oh My! Do I pick up a little hint of aggression there?

                    You have a lot of pent up anger inside you Davey, you obversely feel compelled to lash out at those who have found a truth that still eludes you.

                    It is OK Davey, I don't take it personally, I can feel you pain, but you are not to blame.
                    I had watched some of your posts, why are you such a filthy god mocker? Are you a filthy queer pretending to spread AIDS all over our holy Church Forum? I'm new here, but I know how to recognize the fools when I see them, I suggest you to read your Bible and stop sinning, I want a good world for my daughters, free from pagans like you

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                    • Re: Salutations

                      Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
                      I had watched some of your posts, why are you such a filthy god mocker? Are you a filthy queer pretending to spread AIDS all over our holy Church Forum? I'm new here, but I know how to recognize the fools when I see them, I suggest you to read your Bible and stop sinning, I want a good world for my daughters, free from pagans like you
                      It is best not to tell him what he is, because this is what he wants. See, this godmocking scum probably has no friends, and no life of his own, so instead of realizing this is because Jesus hates him, he goes around to filthy taverns looking for someone who can stand for his meatball fetishes and disgusting tone (you know the one. The one all these vulgar godmockers have. That sense of superiority.) Maybe one day when he is not to busy doing Italian food or burning in hell, he will regret his absence of a brain in God's favorite web forum.

                      It does not matter though, for as long as we see the light our shepherd will guide us into heaven and it will be the last we hear of these food wickers.
                      Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                      • Re: Salutations

                        Davey, when are you going to stop being gaywise?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: Salutations

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Davey, when are you going to stop being gaywise?
                          There is no reason he should, but he does need to accept his own sexuality and not try to resist it, that path can only lead to self-destruction.
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                          • Re: Salutations

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            There is reason he should, he does need to try to resist it, that path can only lead to self-destruction.
                            Fixed.

                            Lev.20:13
                            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: Salutations

                              Originally posted by Zekie Boy View Post
                              Fixed.
                              Lev.20:13
                              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                              I have shown you what that means before Zekie Boy

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                              If a woman asks you "Does my arse look big in this dress?" .. it is okay to "lieth" and say no.

                              But if a man asks "Does my arse look big in this dress?" you must NOT "lieth" as you would with a woman.. you must tell him... yes.. you fat bastard.
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                              • Re: Salutations

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Davey, when are you going to stop being gaywise?
                                As soon as God wills it to be
                                Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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