[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
5. Were his teeth sharp?
6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

Any input is appreciated

God Bless

1. Yes. I was told so.
2. I.D.K. It was rape.
3. No. I never saw his face.
4. No. I don't vote.
5. Lol. I.D.K. He didn't bite me. I barley remember it, I was young.
6. No. I was walking out late and he grabbed me. Next think I remember I was in a dark alley crying, and bleeding. Everything was sore. I must have blocked out the memory.
7. No. I didn't know much about religion at that age.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Salutations

The readers still want to know, and I have been getting a lot of calls about this.....

Hi there Davey, what be your favourite type of Pasta?

[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

Thank you for the answers.

I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

@Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Salutations

Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

I have pointed out God's view before

4. Я бы очень предпочел, чтобы вы не баловались поведения, которая оскорбляет самостоятельно, или ваше добровольное, содержащий согласие партнер юридической возраста и психической зрелости. Как для тех, кто может возразить, я думаю, что выражение Go F *** себе, если они не нахожу это оскорбительным и в этом случае они могут выключить телевизор на этот раз и выйти на прогулку, для разнообразия.

You still have not told our readers....

Hi there Davey, what be your favourite type of Pasta?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Salutations

I have pointed out God's view before


You still have not told our readers....

As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language), I consider your use of the google translator (of whatever you used) to be silly at best and generally despicable. Russian is too complicated a language to trust computer translator programs to do an adequate job of rendering anything more than a single word at a time. What you presented makes little sense and really does not give an answer to Dave's question.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Salutations

I have pointed out God's view before


You still have not told our readers....

Your all-consuming desire to appear as a know-it-all is quite disconcerting. In the case with the Russian translation, you, quite frankly, failed your attempt at coming across as knowledgeable and condescendingly demure. In fact, you looked pathetic...

[Jo Freddie]

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As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language), I consider your use of the google translator (of whatever you used) to be silly at best and generally despicable. Russian is too complicated a language to trust computer translator programs to do an adequate job of rendering anything more than a single word at a time. What you presented makes little sense and really does not give an answer to Dave's question.

I used same the method of encoding the response as Davey had suggested to decode his question.
When posted back into Google translate the result is as required. Whether resulting Russian has the correct syntax is immaterial.

I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

Your all-consuming desire to appear as a know-it-all is quite disconcerting. In the case with the Russian translation, you, quite frankly, failed your attempt at coming across as knowledgeable and condescendingly demure. In fact, you looked pathetic...

At no point did I claim to know Russian, I mealy used the tool mentioned in the question

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: Salutations

As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language)

Former Jewess.
Russian as native language.

Is the D.O.F SURE we have not let a communist in?

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Salutations

Former Jewess.
Russian as native language.

Is the D.O.F SURE we have not let a communist in?

2 Corinthians 5:17 is a good answer to your doubts...

[Richard Bancroft]

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2 Corinthians 5:17 is a good answer to your doubts...

Madam, with all due respect I will reserve judgement until I have had official confirmation from my contacts in the D.O.F. that no stone has been left unturned in the vetting process.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations

Thank you for the answers.

I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

@Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?

You need to go get those tattoos taken off, and I mean now. If Jesus were to kill you today, you would be unclean! Acid or lasers work, but it costs money.

Pull out all your demon piercings too. Every one.

I don't speak demon gibberish but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're asking about being a chronic masturbator. Jesus has to watch you wipe your spooge off (and sniff it) every time you spank your monkey. It's revolting! Just stop it.

Otherwise, you need to start studying the Holy Word of God on a daily basis, and spending time in your Prayer Closet.

You do have a Prayer Closet, don't you?

[Brother Hezekiah]

Re: Salutations

Thank you for the answers.

I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

@Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?

Of course it is a sin you filthy Sodomite!

Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Salutations

Of course it is a sin you filthy Sodomite!

Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

But is it "fornication with strange flesh" if it is your own ануса?

[Brother Hezekiah]

Re: Salutations

The only thing one's ануса should be used for is expelling pure, concentrated evil from our holy bodies

[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

The only thing one's ануса should be used for is expelling pure, concentrated evil from our holy bodies

I'm sorry. It was only a few times and never again. I have given myself up to Christ and I want to evetially become a True Christian.

I don't think laser surgery will work. I have alot of tattoos, It doesn't get rid of it 100%, and I don't have much money. The money I do have usually goes to Booze and Smokes, if it's not taken by insurance, bills, gas, food, and rent.