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  • Davey Monroe
    Unsaved trash, suspected fag
    • Jun 2013
    • 42
    #1

    Salutations

    Hi. Some of you already (think you) know me (and hate me).

    I read all the "noob" threads, so attempt 1:

    My name is David Aleister Monroe (Not Davey)
    I have alot of questions and stories.

    I am not fag, so stop suspecting (though I am rather curious as to what I did to make me sound like one).

    I am not on dope either. I was blamed for both of those. Surprise, I'm neither.

    Oh, and I've read the Bible. Multiple versions, multiple languages. Including your English NKJ Version.

    Simple. Not a Fag, Not on Dope, Not trash, Not stupid, that simple.

    Oh, also I'd love for the admins to fix my name.
    Like I said, David, not Davey. Please?
    Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."
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    • Davey Monroe
      Unsaved trash, suspected fag
      • Jun 2013
      • 42
      #2
      Re: Salutations

      Oh, also I'm curious how you get them badges. I'm intrested in getting that "tell her once" badge
      Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: Salutations

          Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
          Oh, also I'm curious how you get them badges. I'm intrested in getting that "tell her once" badge
          Worst introduction ever.

          Did you miss the easy to read instructions at the top of the page?

          God Bless
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Salutations

              Hi Davey, welcome to our friendly forums!



              Which Bible verse sets you aflame with the Love of Jesus the most?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063
                  #5
                  Re: Salutations

                  I also think it is in pretty poor taste to have a fake avatar of an obvious gaywise activist as your avatar.

                  If you think this is funny you are sadly mistaken in that fact, I expect.

                  Good Bless (if you can be a bit more honest about things).

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339
                      #6
                      Re: Salutations

                      Hi there Davey, what be your favorite type of Pasta?
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                        • Davey Monroe
                          Unsaved trash, suspected fag
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 42
                          #7
                          Re: Salutations

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          I also think it is in pretty poor taste to have a fake avatar of an obvious gaywise activist as your avatar.

                          If you think this is funny you are sadly mistaken in that fact, I expect.

                          Good Bless (if you can be a bit more honest about things).

                          YIC
                          Wow. I find that very rude and insulting. Because that's me! THAT MY FACE! and I'M NOT GAY, or an Activist and I don't look like neither! That could easily be the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me, ever.
                          Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                            • Davey Monroe
                              Unsaved trash, suspected fag
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 42
                              #8
                              Re: Salutations

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Hi Davey, welcome to our friendly forums!



                              Which Bible verse sets you aflame with the Love of Jesus the most?
                              Thanks. I'm not the biggest fan of the bible, but I can not deny it's wisdom.
                              My favorite Bible verse would have to be Joshua 1:9 "Have I not commanded you, be strong and courageous. Do not be scared, do not be discouraged fot the lord your god will be with you where ever you go."
                              Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: Salutations

                                  Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                                  Wow. I find that very rude and insulting. Because that's me! THAT MY FACE! and I'M NOT GAY, or an Activist and I don't look like neither! That could easily be the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me, ever.
                                  Are you sure?
                                  You look like a queer to me. I have seen a lot of you people in my 56 years. Do not blame us that you are a Homosexualistic person.
                                  It was YOUR choice!
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Sep 2011
                                      • 23775
                                      #10
                                      Re: Salutations

                                      Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                                      Thanks. I'm not the biggest fan of the bible, but I can not deny it's wisdom.
                                      My favorite Bible verse would have to be Joshua 1:9 "Have I not commanded you, be strong and courageous. Do not be scared, do not be discouraged fot the lord your god will be with you where ever you go."
                                      Then why do you deny its wisdom?

                                      That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
                                      John 3:15


                                      The "Him" in this quote refers to Jesus, of course. Believing in Jesus, believing He is the Son of God and that He died temporarily for our sins, is to have eternal life. What could be more foolish than to deny this wisdom and reject Him? Is this why you believe in atheism? So you can convince yourself your homosexuality won't count against you after you die? Oh please, dear, don't keep lying to yourself like that! Jesus watches everything! He knows everything!
                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                        • Jo Freddie
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 6339
                                          #11
                                          Re: Salutations

                                          Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                                          Wow. I find that very rude and insulting. Because that's me! THAT MY FACE! and I'M NOT GAY, or an Activist and I don't look like neither! That could easily be the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me, ever.
                                          Really, being called Gay is the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to you?
                                          You must have lead a very sheltered life up to this point.
                                          Posted via Pasta

                                          True Pastafarian™

                                          May my Sauce be with you!
                                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                          The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                          Loose Canon Fan Page
                                          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                                            • Davey Monroe
                                              Unsaved trash, suspected fag
                                              • Jun 2013
                                              • 42
                                              #12
                                              Re: Salutations

                                              I am positive. I am not a queer. And I didn't choose anything. I just showed my face, and got blamed for being a queer.
                                              Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                                                • Davey Monroe
                                                  Unsaved trash, suspected fag
                                                  • Jun 2013
                                                  • 42
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Salutations

                                                  Why did I receive the homer badge?
                                                  Do you all hate me and my stupid face?

                                                  I may not be a true christian, but I am not a homer.
                                                  Please remove that awful badge, and fix my name.
                                                  Ephesians 4:31-4:32 "Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ’s sake hath forgiven you."

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                                                    • Jo Freddie
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                      • 6339
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Salutations

                                                      Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                                                      I am positive. I am not a queer. And I didn't choose anything. I just showed my face, and got blamed for being a queer.
                                                      So they think you look caring, sensitive and you might know the difference between Teal and Fuchsia.
                                                      Posted via Pasta

                                                      True Pastafarian™

                                                      May my Sauce be with you!
                                                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                        • Didymus Much
                                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 14079
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Salutations

                                                          Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
                                                          ...I am not a homer.
                                                          Please remove that awful badge, and fix my name.
                                                          Without using the Bible (or any other religious text or reference), justify your hatred for homosexuality.

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