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  • Boring Jerry
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 225

    #1

    Hello all.

    Hello to everyone here. I was encouraged to post here by Pastor Zeke, and tell a little about myself. My name is Alex, if you havn't guessed, I'm an 18 year old male. I live in Washington, but I'm originally from Chicago. I'm agnostic, and pretty firm on staying that way. I just came here to get other's opinions on things of interest. I do not do drugs, nor have i ever. Any questions, just ask or IM(its in my profile).

    Thanks,
    Alex
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello all.

    Why do you hate Jesus, pal? Doesn't His temporary death on the cross at Calvary mean anything to you? Is your father satan?

    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
    23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Hello all.

      Ok, Alex, welcome. Your intro post was going pretty well until you got to the final contraction. I was going to give you five gold stars for accurate posting, but that will have to wait.

      For now, keep studying and praying. Good luck on reaching your goal.

      NK
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Boring Jerry
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 225

        #4
        Re: Hello all.

        What contraction? When I said "Thanks"?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Hello all.

          Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
          What contraction? When I said "Thanks"?
          No, at the end of the post, inside the parentheses, you wrote its when you meant it's (a contraction of it is). When you make errors like that thousands of people out in the networld have to try to understand your meaning.

          Even if you aren't here to meet Jesus and help yourself, the least we could do is instill in you a desire to be heard clearly and understood. Writing clearly is the first step in being an active participant in the world; if you can't be bothered to care about what you write, what makes you think that other people are going to be interested in it?

          p.s. Thanks is not a contraction. Every time you spell Thank's you owe me 5$. I'll take my payment every June 1.

          NK
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Boring Jerry
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2008
            • 225

            #6
            Re: Hello all.

            My bad, my mind was somewhere else (mainly thinking about what to eat). But I'm pretty sure that is one of my only grammar/spelling mistakes since I've been writing here.

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: Hello all.

              Alex B asked me to add him as a friend. I am wondering why.

              I do not know anything about this guy except that he has a tacky good old boy car pic in his profile. Has anybody received similar requests?

              Robbie
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Hello all.

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                Alex B asked me to add him as a friend. I am wondering why.

                I do not know anything about this guy except that he has a tacky good old boy car pic in his profile. Has anybody received similar requests?

                Robbie
                He's a Christ hater and unsaved trash Sister Roberta. The sunglasses you have on tend to "get the motor running" of wanton sinners. I suggest you refuse his request and then post a stern rebuke in his profile.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22912

                  #9
                  Re: Hello all.

                  Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                  Hello to everyone here. I was encouraged to post here by Pastor Zeke, and tell a little about myself. My name is Alex, if you havn't guessed, I'm an 18 year old male. I live in Washington, but I'm originally from Chicago. I'm agnostic, and pretty firm on staying that way. I just came here to get other's opinions on things of interest. I do not do drugs, nor have i ever. Any questions, just ask or IM(its in my profile).

                  Thanks,
                  Alex
                  It should be "others' opinions" i.e. the opinions of others. God gave us the American language at the time of Babel, please do your very best with His Gift.

                  Now tell us, why agnostic? We see few of those strange heathens here. It strikes me like a man who has seen an elephant in the room yet can't believe it because he has not seen one there before. Well, obviously you see the failed logic - everyone has to see something the first time.

                  So you've seen Jesus and yet you still don't accept Him as your Way to Salvation. Curious!
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Hello all.

                    I'm surprised I missed that error, but plural final s apostrophes can be tricky if you're not paying attention.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Boring Jerry
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2008
                      • 225

                      #11
                      Re: Hello all.

                      Well, to answer Roberta, I just thought it would be nice to have friend who is a member, but is also easy on the eyes. I am not lusting after you or anything, and I don't think it's fair what Deaner said.

                      I chose agnostic because I just don't believe any religion is "right" so far, but I am open to any good, valid arguments that may convince me otherwise.

                      As I said about my last grammar/spelling error, I had my mind on what to eat at the time I wrote this. I'm sorry for having it there though, I should have caught it before I posted.

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5390

                        #12
                        Re: Hello all.

                        Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                        My bad, my mind was somewhere else (mainly thinking about what to eat).
                        I think we can all understand that! It certainly is hard to concentrate when your mind keeps wandering off to thoughts of chocolate chip pancakes or fried chicken!

                        Welcome to the board Alex_B. You seem like a bright young man. Please let us know how we can help you in your search for Truth. May the Light of Jesus' Love guide you Home to Heaven!
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Boring Jerry
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 225

                          #13
                          Re: Hello all.

                          Thank you very much, you and Nobar are pretty much the only people that have been nice to me on this forum so far. And chocolate chip pancakes sound delicious right now.

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3330

                            #14
                            Re: Hello all.

                            Don't thank us, thank Jesus for even allowing you to be born much less make it to 18 years old.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • Boring Jerry
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2008
                              • 225

                              #15
                              Re: Hello all.

                              I would, but since I'm not a Christian I'll just stick to thanking the people that are nice to me.

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