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  • #1

    Greetings to all

    Hello everybody,

    I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

    My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

    Michelle
    Proverbs 3: 5-6, Trust in the Lord with all Thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thine ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy paths.
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    Re: Greetings to all

    Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
    Thanks!

    Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!



    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

    Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

    New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

    We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings to all

      Originally posted by MichelleD View Post
      I hope we can be friends.
      Think of yourself as a Whale, and the Pastors of this place the ground and I think you will get the idea.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings to all

        Originally posted by MichelleD View Post
        Hello everybody,

        I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

        My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

        Michelle
        Welcome, Michelle

        I do hope your Bible knowledge is better than your ability to read and comprehend directions in a discussion forum. Please tell us more about yourself, your church, your walk with Jesus, and how God first touched you sacredly.

        In His Grace,

        Pastor Ed

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings to all

          Originally posted by MichelleD View Post
          Hello everybody,
          Hi, Michelle, and welcome!

          I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.
          Thanks, we did. It's always great to see our young people excited about America. I'm glad the liberals haven't brainwashed you into thinking that the US is evil.

          My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.
          That's nice. After all, family is important, provided they share your religion. Where is your father? Why hasn't he arranged a marriage for you, yet?
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          • #6
            Re: Greetings to all

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            That's nice. After all, family is important, provided they share your religion. Where is your father? Why hasn't he arranged a marriage for you, yet?
            If you don't mind I give my humble opinion, maybe she still doesn't find a good dress for that important ocassion. If she have time between her training about how to be a good wife, I have some good options





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            • #7
              Re: Greetings to all

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Think of yourself as a Whale, and the Pastors of this place the ground and I think you will get the idea.


              I love Jesus... like... more than a friend
              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings to all

                Originally posted by Ms.Elizabeth View Post
                If you don't mind I give my humble opinion, maybe she still doesn't find a good dress for that important ocassion. If she have time between her training about how to be a good wife, I have some good options





                That is very nice. You would have no problem finding white kitchen appliances to match everything.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings to all

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  That is very nice. You would have no problem finding white kitchen appliances to match everything.
                  The guests to our wedding at least had no problem finding them, thanks to them I have this beautiful kitchen. I clean it everyday, then it keeps it whiteness

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings to all

                    Can you make snickerdoodles? They are the favourite of all Landover men.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings to all

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Can you make snickerdoodles? They are the favourite of all Landover men.
                      Sure, just the last week my daughters and me went to my parents house and we make some with my mother, at least my husband and my father liked them. My girls are learning how to cook and we want to teach them that old family recipe

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings to all

                        Originally posted by MichelleD View Post
                        Hello everybody,

                        I hope you have had an enjoyable 4th of July.

                        My name is Michelle and I'm 18 years old and I live with my mom in North Carolina. I know I have a lot to learn and I hope we can be friends. Have a good weekend and I hope to hear from you soon.

                        Michelle
                        Hello Michelle,
                        What King James Bible 1611 verse is your favorite?
                        YIC
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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings to all

                          Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post

                          That middle one [above] seems to be standing funny. And why is she holding a large reefer?

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jFXU9tZmUE

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings to all

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            That middle one [above] seems to be standing funny. And why is she holding a large reefer?

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jFXU9tZmUE
                            I'm not completely sure what she's holding, first I though it was a cigarette, but then I saw is a bit long, so I don't really know, maybe is just part of the sleeve

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings to all

                              Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                              Hello Michelle,
                              What King James Bible 1611 verse is your favorite?
                              YIC
                              Mary Thompson
                              Hello Mary,

                              My favorite King James Bible 1611 verse would be:

                              Revelation 1:8
                              I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
                              Proverbs 3: 5-6, Trust in the Lord with all Thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thine ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy paths.

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