Bonjour les amis!

[FrencHope]

Greetings all!

I recently discovered this wonderful forum after searching fellow true Christians around the web. I'm a 30 years old French-Canadian who hates papist with all the might the Holy spirit gives me.
I'm a member of the Église de la Pentecôte de la Vallée-du-Richelieu, in Otterburn Park, Quebec for 8 years. Before that, I was a strong and conservative adherent of the Baptist church of Mont-Saint-Hilaire. However, I discovered they were not true believers when I entered the church and they were watching the new devil-worshipping pope on TV. I left running and raging after them, those evil papists!

Hope to hear from you guys, I can't wait to talk to new friends.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Well hello! Tell us what your favorite Bible verse is, and what led to you to Jesus! We'd love to hear your testimony!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Salut, mon hostie! Calvaire de tabarnack de câlisse! T'es ben sincère? J'ai mon hostie de voyage!

Fellow Saved, I do apologise for speaking in tongues but I hope you will forgive me as I do so in the service of the Lord and the interests of the forum, merely to confirm that this person is who he says he is, i.e. a God-fearing Frog from Canuckistan.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

I have no idea what you're saying, friend, but it better be respectful. I suggest you write in American, if it's good enough for God, it's good enough for you,

Anyway, do you know a guy called Mike from Toronto? Back in '79, I lent him $20(Can) and he said he'd pay me back when I saw him. I ain't seen him since.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

...Anyway, do you know a guy called Mike from Toronto? Back in '79, I lent him $20(Can)...

If this is the guy, he moved to Alberta.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Hello, Hope, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church!

I'm a member of the Église de la Pentecôte de la Vallée-du-Richelieu

I have no idea what that organization does, but you need to dump them and get yourself to a church.

I discovered they were not true believers when I entered the church and they were watching the new devil-worshipping pope on TV.

About the only good thing I have to say about that guy is that he's not as ugly as the old devil-worshipping Pope.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

French Canada is the California of Canada, just as Portland, Orgeon is the Vancouver of California, and Hell is the Mexico of the Earth. It is difficult to imagine a Christian surviving there for very long without contracting some sort of rectal infection. I would encourage you to relocate to a normal place before your children are gang raped by your 'neighbors'. Forcible fluid exchange is the standard greeting for all French Canadians.

[Deaner]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

French Canada is the California of Canada, just as Portland, Orgeon is the Vancouver of California, and Hell is the Mexico of the Earth. It is difficult to imagine a Christian surviving there for very long without contracting some sort of rectal infection. I would encourage you to relocate to a normal place before your children are gang raped by your 'neighbors'. Forcible fluid exchange is the standard greeting for all French Canadians.

This is about the only truly insightful post I've read on this thread (no disrespect to my fellow True Christians).

Where are the damn moderators.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

This is about the only truly insightful post I've read on this thread (no disrespect to my fellow True Christians).

Where are the damn moderators.

All that is necessary to speak God's Golden Truth as I have done is to pray for the Wisdom of Solomon, which I do every day. The Unsaved Trash who come here to mock Jesus have no excuse for their ignorance. I am truly a bootstrap wise man, as all of my information comes strictly from the Bible, Fox News, and the necessary inferences therefrom.

[Oneofakind]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Greetings all!

I recently discovered this wonderful forum after searching fellow true Christians around the web. I'm a 30 years old French-Canadian who hates papist with all the might the Holy spirit gives me.
I'm a member of the Église de la Pentecôte de la Vallée-du-Richelieu, in Otterburn Park, Quebec for 8 years. Before that, I was a strong and conservative adherent of the Baptist church of Mont-Saint-Hilaire. However, I discovered they were not true believers when I entered the church and they were watching the new devil-worshipping pope on TV. I left running and raging after them, those evil papists!

Hope to hear from you guys, I can't wait to talk to new friends.

Pourquoi hi il y a mon homme bon,

Tu habla espanol, Ou uniquement le français et l'anglais?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

...
I have no idea what that organization does, but you need to dump them and get yourself to a church.
...

According to what I can tell, they play golf. I suspect it's really Canada's answer to Bohemian Grove.

[FrencHope]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Thank you for your welcoming, my heart is so warm now!
My favourite Bible verse is Act 2:38: Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

The Holy Spirit has always been part of my life. My father is a follower of the church I'm part of too. My mother is a terrible feminiwhore who said bad things to me in the past, like "Men and women are equals."

Anyway, Attila's Wife is extremely offensive Saying all those words are like saying the dreaded f-word in English. Hopefully he will repent his sin in a lake or a river. I'm speaking French and English, I tried Spanish but the Holy Spirit decided that it wasn't made for me.

We all know what French Canada is made of, and it's one of my mission in life to bring Jesus and hope in the heart of the pure. That's why yesterday I was with dirty and unpure children, and we drow..we baptized them in a lake in the far North, and left them there to find their way to our Church. The Holy Ghost will bring them home if they are true Christians!

Have a nice day, my new friends!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

dreaded f-word

You mean France?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

And he falls into the trap, Praise the Lord!

Anyway, Attila's Wife is extremely offensive Saying all those words are like saying the dreaded f-word in English.

Only a Papist would object to those words. I have it on the good authority of a Sincerely Reformed Papist that they refer to items of Catlick idolatry and the only person who would be offended would be one of their so-called priests. Or maybe a nun. Are you a nun, Froggy?

Worse, he (or possibly she, if I'm right about the nun thing) goes on to say:

Hopefully he will repent his sin in a lake or a river.

He? HE??? So you think a Wife can be a man? What kind of fag talk is that, hein, nun boy? You been listening to the Pope in Copacabana today, or what?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Bonjour les amis!

Mrs Hun! Do you really think it's a nun? I've never seen popes screened in Baptist Churches (or Methodist for that matter) and I suspect that French turnout may be a "charismatic" catholic outfit.


I checked OP - it's called Église de la Pentecôte de la Vallée-du-Richelieu