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  • JohnGerkoff
    Unsaved trash, godmocking porno peddler
    • Jul 2013
    • 38

    #1

    Hello, Friends!

    Hello various inhabitants of these forums! I wish to congregate with you lot and hope I am welcomed. My favorite verse in the bible is: "'Therefore you are to observe the sabbath, for it is holy to you. Everyone who profanes it shall surely be put to death; for whoever does any work on it, that person shall be cut off from among his people." I absolutely agree that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be killed, especially if there next meal depended on that work!
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Russell Holbeck
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2012
    • 735

    #2
    Re: Hello, Friends!

    Hello JohnGervais.

    There is a box right above your post and it says this:

    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    You only did one of those things I am sure it was an oversight. The nice people here will also ask you some more questions like how many children do you have and what kind of pie you like and what kind of rifle you use for hunting and some others that I can not remember I have some memory problems it is a long story.

    Thank you.

    Rusty
    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: Hello, Friends!

      Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
      Hello various inhabitants of these forums!
      Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?

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      • JohnGerkoff
        Unsaved trash, godmocking porno peddler
        • Jul 2013
        • 38

        #4
        Re: Hello, Friends!

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?
        I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Hello, Friends!

          Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
          I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.
          Don't be too hard on Deaner, after-all he can't help it.
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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Hello, Friends!

            Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
            I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.
            If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • JohnGerkoff
              Unsaved trash, godmocking porno peddler
              • Jul 2013
              • 38

              #7
              Re: Hello, Friends!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

              YiC,

              Zech
              I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Hello, Friends!

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

                YiC,

                Zech
                That was a bit harsh Zechy, he has only just got here, how was he to know not to treat some of the "special" members that Landover "cares" for.
                Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
                I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.
                Zechy is probably having a bad day and you are just the unfortunate dog he kicked.
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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, Friends!

                  Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
                  I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.
                  He asked you a simple question. The decision to be offended was entirely yours.

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  That was a bit harsh Zechy, he has only just got here, how was he to know not to treat some of the "special" members that Landover "cares" for.

                  Zechy is probably having a bad day and you are just the unfortunate dog he kicked.
                  I'm actually in a pirate kicking mood.



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, Friends!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    He asked you a simple question.
                    Simple is a bit harsh Zachy, I know Deaner is "Special" but to call him simple in public is just bad form my friend.

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    I'm actually in a pirate kicking mood.
                    What is it Zachy? Women trouble? Or has Zekie Boy not been letting you ride in his new Bugatti?
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                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, Friends!

                      Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
                      Hello various inhabitants of these forums! I wish to congregate with you lot and hope I am welcomed. My favorite verse in the bible is: "'Therefore you are to observe the sabbath, for it is holy to you. Everyone who profanes it shall surely be put to death; for whoever does any work on it, that person shall be cut off from among his people." I absolutely agree that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be killed, especially if there next meal depended on that work!
                      That was a terrible introduction. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many sons has your wife provided you with? What church do you attend? Tell us about your walk with Jesus.

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, Friends!

                        Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                        Hello JohnGervais.

                        There is a box right above your post and it says this:



                        You only did one of those things I am sure it was an oversight. The nice people here will also ask you some more questions like how many children do you have and what kind of pie you like and what kind of rifle you use for hunting and some others that I can not remember I have some memory problems it is a long story.

                        Thank you.

                        Rusty
                        No need to apologize to the retards Rusty. As you can see by their responses, the compassion of Christ has never entered them.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, Friends!

                          Originally posted by JohnGervais View Post
                          I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me.
                          Please show me exactly where I insulted you. Failure to do so will result in Christ's judgement which is presented then debated betwixt the Pastor's on this Godly board.

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                          • JohnGerkoff
                            Unsaved trash, godmocking porno peddler
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 38

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, Friends!

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?
                            I'm not sure if you know the definition of insult, but clearly if the definition isn't in the bible it doesn't matter to you.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, Friends!

                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              I'm not sure if you know the definition of insult, but clearly if the definition isn't in the bible it doesn't matter to you.
                              If your face looks like it's taken a solid right cross, and Deaner asks why, it's a question, not an insult.

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