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  • FrankInsane
    Unsaved trash, queer scottish godmocker
    • Jul 2013
    • 8

    #1

    I'm new

    So, I'm really terrible with words but I guess I'll put some stuff about me here.


    • My name is Frank
    • I didn't really come to find Jesus, it was just all to do with my families religion.
    • I know I'm a sinner, I have so many sins that I doubt I could truly be redeemed.
    • I'd have to say my favorite bible quote is;
      1 John 4:7-8
      Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
    • I have some hobbies too, I love listening to music, though my loves are my sins I still embrace the individuality that a God has given me, I like to draw too and I play Drums in a band too.
    • I would say more, but for I am a sin in the eyes of many, I do however hope that I can be 'saved.'



    So I guess that's a little bit about me.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: I'm new

    Originally posted by FrankInKean View Post
    [*]I know I'm a sinner, I have so many sins that I doubt I could truly be redeemed.[*]I'd have to say my favorite bible quote is;
    1 John 4:7-8
    Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
    Hello and welcome to our friendly forum!

    You can always be redeemed. You just need to accept Jesus, and follow the Holy Bible to the letter, and not cherry pick like false Christians.

    Sweetheart, are you sure that you have your KJV Bible handy? Because 1 John 4:7-8 goes as follows:

    7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
    8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.


    Maybe you were thinking about John 4:7-8:
    7 There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me to drink.
    8 (For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.)


    That's the only other option, because 2 John and 3 John don't have Chapter 4.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14669

      #3
      Re: I'm new

      I am always ready to welcome a new face (well, I have avatars turned off, but I'm guessing there might be a face) but do exercise caution of course: WHAT SORT OF MUSIC do you play .. ..



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      • FrankInsane
        Unsaved trash, queer scottish godmocker
        • Jul 2013
        • 8

        #4
        Re: I'm new

        I like music that's like: My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Black Veil Brides. Depending on how I'm feeling I listen to Muse and occasionally Abba, I also like music with a good heavy drum beat too

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        • FrankInsane
          Unsaved trash, queer scottish godmocker
          • Jul 2013
          • 8

          #5
          Re: I'm new

          Sorry that the bible quote is inaccurate, I'm not the best at reading due to eyesight, I found the quote on a webpage and I thought it sounded poetic and true to my life situations.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #6
            Re: I'm new

            Originally posted by FrankInKean View Post
            Sorry that the bible quote is inaccurate, I'm not the best at reading due to eyesight, I found the quote on a webpage and I thought it sounded poetic and true to my life situations.
            In other words: you decline to make Jesus happy by reading and following His words

            You know, there are audio Bibles, there even is Audio KJV Bible Online. Start listening! It's never too late, until you're dead and feeling the heat of Hell!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: I'm new

              Originally posted by FrankInKean View Post
              Sorry that the bible quote is inaccurate, I'm not the best at reading due to eyesight,...
              Jesus just told me that He is going to PUT YOU BLIND for your degeneracies! Your compulsive masturbation to My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Black Veil Brides, Muse and occasionally Abba. You make Jesus SICK!

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14669

                #8
                Re: I'm new

                Originally posted by FrankInsane View Post
                I like music that's like: My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Black Veil Brides. Depending on how I'm feeling I listen to Muse and occasionally Abba, I also like music with a good heavy drum beat too
                Those are the worst kinds of music.

                It attacks the hearing centres with cunningly devised harmonic intervals to evoke sexual promiscuity and adoration of devils. They like that. That is why they invented it.

                Just listen to the lyrics. Or if performing on stage watch how the audience stares at the singer's crotch (or if you're an instrumental group, the guitarist). Observe the response to their gaze, to oscillate the pelvic floor in a disgusting manner; that is a visual evoked response. In combination with the auditory evoked response there arises an action potential which when expressed communicates satanic urges to the audience who in turn adore the devil occupying the singer/guitarist. That devil inspires the music. Which is how we know it's satanic.

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                • FrankInsane
                  Unsaved trash, queer scottish godmocker
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: I'm new

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Jesus just told me that He is going to PUT YOU BLIND for your degeneracies! Your compulsive masturbation to My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Black Veil Brides, Muse and occasionally Abba. You make Jesus SICK!

                  I do guess that this just got a bit personal... But I don't masturbate... And really if you took the time to just hear some of the lyrical quotes I think you'd be amazed with some of the commonality, for example "You cannot kill what you did not create." That is from a band that you would deem 'Unholy'

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                  • FrankInsane
                    Unsaved trash, queer scottish godmocker
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: I'm new

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    Those are the worst kinds of music.

                    It attacks the hearing centres with cunningly devised harmonic intervals to evoke sexual promiscuity and adoration of devils. They like that. That is why they invented it.

                    Just listen to the lyrics. Or if performing on stage watch how the audience stares at the singer's crotch (or if you're an instrumental group, the guitarist). Observe the response to their gaze, to oscillate the pelvic floor in a disgusting manner; that is a visual evoked response. In combination with the auditory evoked response there arises an action potential which when expressed communicates satanic urges to the audience who in turn adore the devil occupying the singer/guitarist. That devil inspires the music. Which is how we know it's satanic.

                    I've been to a few concerts and not once did I stare at anyone's crotch, and as for the sexual part of it all, I believe that modern pop music is the worst, now a days 'Normal' children listen to music that is all about sex, drugs and partying (personally any song about sex, drugs or partying is most likely a song that I don't like) but I guess that because people my age that are deemed 'normal' are out getting high and drunk but I'm here, I'm straight edge and I plan on doing good with my life.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14669

                      #11
                      Re: I'm new

                      Originally posted by FrankInsane View Post
                      That is from a band that you would deem 'Unholy'
                      The weasel words "Rock" and "Rock & Roll" mean (as verbs) to fornicate.
                      I Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. KJV


                      That is from a source you would deem moronic. God.

                      You see, it's not our judgement that the rubbish you listen to or play is demonic after all is it? It's God's.

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