[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Devout

In that I believe in religion as taught by Jesus, i.e., churches are corrupt, and the Bible was written by man and therefore flawed. As such, we should not take it literally, but draw upon it for wisdom and interpret it ourselves. When presented with facts that clash with our beliefs, we should reevaluate our beliefs and change them accordingly. For instance, the Earth is no more the center of the universe than it is the center of our own solar system. Not only is this fact, but nowhere in the Bible does it actually state that the Earth is the center of the universe. To believe otherwise is a level of naivety that is astounding to me.

Oh, and my favorite Bible passage is Matthew 7:1-2.

"Judge not, that ye may not be judged, for in what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged, and in what measure ye measure, it shall be measured to you."

I honestly only registered for this forum after having been led here by a friend. I must say I am disgusted with the level of bigotry, racism, and hate amongst a Christian group. You are half a chromosome away from being the Westboro Baptist church. Unless of course, you also believe that our soldiers in Afghanistan are dying because God is angry at America for allowing gay marriage, in which case you are right there with them.

And yes, I did read the "BEFORE YOU FLAME US" post. It did not help your case. Inventing statistics and polling small groups of like-minded people does not impress me.

Although the government is lying to us about the events that occurred in Roswell. A military surveillance balloon? Suuuuuuuure.

Do you understand what "introduction" means?

Tell us your name, gender, age, location, and most of all, tell us about all the degenerate sins you wallow in. This isn't a side-show for you.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Devout

You people wouldn't know civility if it came up and shoved it's cock in your mouth.

And don't worry, I won't be back.
I feel my IQ dropping just talking to you inbred sacks of racist bigotry.

I will pray for you.

Why would civility do such a barbaric thing?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Devout

I am worried that we have failed this Sinner.

I will pray for him0

[Nobar King]

Re: Devout

You people wouldn't know civility if it came up and shoved it's cock in your mouth.

And don't worry, I won't be back.
I feel my IQ dropping just talking to you inbred sacks of racist bigotry.

I will pray for you.

We will miss your pleasant company.

[ThisguyWillnotBeSaved]

Re: Devout

I'm going to give you one more chance to dispense with the poor manners. If you can't be civil, you will be asked to leave.

Last warning.

YiC,

Zech

You people wouldn't know civility if it came up and shoved it's cock in your mouth.

And don't worry, I won't be back.
I feel my IQ dropping just talking to you inbred sacks of racist bigotry.

I will pray for you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Devout

I can't make heads or tails of you.. are you a literalist, a Christian, a modernist, or just here because these Baptists are so crazy that its almost addictive...

Wrong, wronger, still wrong and very, very wrong (except for one or two).

[Oneofakind]

Re: Devout

I am only speechless at your stupidity. I know that in the face of proof that the Earth is far older than 6,000 years, or that evolution is real, you will undoubtedly ignore the facts, spit out some racial slur, and proceed to fling your poop at the monitor.

I don't understand why these things have to be separate to people like you. Is it that hard to believe in evolution and Jesus? Or to think that MAYBE in this vast universe of ours, God does not base his timetable on that of the Earth's?

I do not mock God, I mock you. You are not God.

Don't forget that they still believe the earth is flat.. I think thats the worst one.

[Oneofakind]

Re: Devout

I.e. you refer to (tiny bits of) the Bible when it suits your purposes, and feel completely justified in ignoring the rest.

And then you call others hypocrites!

Where the h*** are they coming from this week? It's comedy fargin' gold!

I can't make heads or tails of you.. are you a literalist, a Christian, a modernist, or just here because these Baptists are so crazy that its almost addictive. I just can't wait to hear the next shit to come out there mouth..

Perhaps proof that Lucifer is Mexican.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Devout

I am only speechless at your stupidity. I know that in the face of proof that the Earth is far older than 6,000 years, or that evolution is real, you will undoubtedly ignore the facts, spit out some racial slur, and proceed to fling your poop at the monitor.

I don't understand why these things have to be separate to people like you. Is it that hard to believe in evolution and Jesus? Or to think that MAYBE in this vast universe of ours, God does not base his timetable on that of the Earth's?

I do not mock God, I mock you. You are not God.

I'm going to give you one more chance to dispense with the poor manners. If you can't be civil, you will be asked to leave.

Last warning.

YiC,

Zech

[ThisguyWillnotBeSaved]

Re: Devout

And they were astonished at his doctrine: for his word was with power.

I have rendered the God mocker speechless. He knows he cannot contend with God's Word.

I am only speechless at your stupidity. I know that in the face of proof that the Earth is far older than 6,000 years, or that evolution is real, you will undoubtedly ignore the facts, spit out some racial slur, and proceed to fling your poop at the monitor.

I don't understand why these things have to be separate to people like you. Is it that hard to believe in evolution and Jesus? Or to think that MAYBE in this vast universe of ours, God does not base his timetable on that of the Earth's?

I do not mock God, I mock you. You are not God.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Devout

... What is it like inside your head? I imagine cramped.

And they were astonished at his doctrine: for his word was with power.

I have rendered the God mocker speechless. He knows he cannot contend with God's Word.

[ThisguyWillnotBeSaved]

Re: Devout

Secularist lies! Stars are small enough to fall to the earth. And the sun is not a star, according to God's Holy Word, which you don't believe in, but you somehow believe in Jesus' teachings.

You probably believe in evilution and aliens seeding this planet.

... What is it like inside your head? I imagine cramped.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Devout

“Many will say to me: ‘Lord, did we not prophesy, expel demons, & perform many powerful works in your name?’ Yet I will confess to them: 'I never knew you! Get away from me', you workers of lawlessness." ~Matthew 7:21-23

Amen! No false Christians will get into heaven. Only those who both do and believe.

"You hypocrites, Isaiah aptly prophesied about you: ‘This people honors me with their lips, yet their heart is far removed from me. It is in vain that they keep worshiping... because *they teach commands of men* as doctrines.’” ~Matthew 15:7,8

Do you understand what this is referring to in context? Jesus is verbally chastising the Pharisees for following the oral commandment to wash your hands before eating when they refuse to make children obey their parents at the point of death as the Old Testament commands. Jesus is saying the exact opposite of the point you were trying to make here.

3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. (Old Testament Law Jesus is saying should be upheld)

5 But ye say, (through your own private interpretation) Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition. (You nullify the Old Testament by not taking care of your parents by the private interpretation that you can give money to the temple instead.)

7 Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Jesus is telling the Pharisees to uphold every word from the Bible.

"“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. In that way you also, outwardly indeed, appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness." ~Matthew 23:27,28

Again, this scripture is saying the exact opposite of what your are claiming. This is part of Jesus' rebuke to the Pharisees for not following the Old Testament laws while expecting others to.

Please see Matthew 23 in CONTEXT!

2 Saying The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat: (the place of honor in God's eyes)

3 All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.
4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.

Jesus preached that every person should follow God in their own way, and was very much against organized religion. You must understand that in the original Hebrew, "Church" does not refer to a building, but simply a place of worship.

The word church comes from Hebrew?
It is the Greek word ekklēsia or as the spics call it iglesia.

And no. Jesus did not preach against organized religion. He wanted them to follow His father's teachings.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Devout

...I am trolling oppan gangnam style.

You really think so?

Standards have fallen so far.

Some day you'll (hopefully, but I won't hold my breath) realize just how foolish you've been.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Devout

You are an egocentric one, aren't you? You honestly believe that there cannot possibly be life on other planets?
Have you ever looked up at night? Those are not light bulbs, those are gigantic nuclear explosions trillions of trillions of miles away, and there are trillions of trillions of them. Too many to count.

Secularist lies! Stars are small enough to fall to the earth. And the sun is not a star, according to God's Holy Word, which you don't believe in, but you somehow believe in Jesus' teachings.

You probably believe in evilution and aliens seeding this planet.