Um..... Thanks I suppose.

[little flip]

Well Im new. Let me just tell you all why I'm here. I am quite a fan of religious forums like this. But honestly, Im not perfect people. Im mixed,(entire family is) Im at that age where most of my peers damn themselves, and my parents arent married.(I would prefer not to call myself a bastsrd of course. XD) anyway I hope you can still treat me with respect despite this. Other than that.... Yep.... So who are you people?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Well, you are a bastard, unfortunately. It's good that you're here, though there is little hope for your Salvation. What's your favorite Bible verse? How many children have you provided your husband?

YiC
DAM

[Alvin Moss]

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Nay, fellow. It is you who must introduce yourself. Are you saved, or are you here in search of salvation? What is your church?...your favorite Bible verse?

We love you and respect you but let us in on the secret, that we may welcome you.

[Alphonse Alban]

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and my parents arent married.(I would prefer not to call myself a bastsrd of course. XD)

I'm sorry to hear that your parents have damned you, and your next 10 generation.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

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Oh yeah forgot that. My favorite verse is Psalms 2:8-12 Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance,
and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way,
when his wrath is kindled but a little.
Blessed are all they that put their trust in him. And yes. I had it saved to my notes. :3 but anyway its not like I chose to be born as I was. Can you tell me how I can repent from something like that?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Well Im new. Let me just tell you all why I'm here. I am quite a fan of religious forums like this. But honestly, Im not perfect people. Im mixed,(entire family is) Im at that age where most of my peers damn themselves, and my parents arent married.(I would prefer not to call myself a bastsrd of course. XD) anyway I hope you can still treat me with respect despite this. Other than that.... Yep.... So who are you people?

Respect is earned, friend. If you try hard enough, you can put extra effort into following directions and give us the information that is requested of you at the top of the page. You are definitely a bastard, which is why you will always be a little behind the curve at everything, but Salvation™ is still only a KJV reading away if you want it.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Hebrews 12:5-11

5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
9 Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?
10 For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.
11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.






Tells us that no matter what you do, you are damned. It is really by God's Mighty Whim that you be saved in light of this, and that is only provided you don't sass Him




YiC
DAM

[little flip]

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So.... Just wondering....... If Im not allowed into the congregation, then why am I allowed here? Like I know you allow Aethiests and whatnot. I see your other forums but ynow just wondering?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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So.... Just wondering....... If Im not allowed into the congregation, then why am I allowed here? Like I know you allow Aethiests and whatnot. I see your other forums but ynow just wondering?

Jesus tells us to, duh!


Matthew28:18-19
18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:


YiC
DAM

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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So.... Just wondering....... If Im not allowed into the congregation, then why am I allowed here? Like I know you allow Aethiests and whatnot. I see your other forums but ynow just wondering?

There is a difference between evangelizing/educating the lost and extending fellowship to someone (see 2 John 9-11).

Our Permanent Injunction Against All Unsaved™ Persons remains in effect. However, a clause states that we sometimes bear with those who show worthiness by trying to learn of God's Ways and Works, as doing so often benefits society. But being here is a privilege that can be revoked at any time and for any reason.

Pastor Ed

[little flip]

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XD well I havent read every verse of the bible. XD I only asked. Just a curious little bastard like that..... I didnt mean that in a deragatory way. Although it does sound like it. XD

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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XD well I havent read every verse of the bible. XD I only asked. Just a curious little bastard like that..... I didnt mean that in a deragatory way. Although it does sound like it. XD

Do you think that Salvation is a laughing matter? I assure you, we are all deathly serious in that regard, every True Christian and those aspiring to be, does not dilly dally with God, The Bible, nor matters of the Soul.

You came here with questions, we are ready to answer them, and in doing so, attempt to save another of God's fallen children.

YiC
DAM

[little flip]

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So yep.... Thats me. Now if Im not being rude, Id like to know about the people here as well.

[little flip]

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Whoops didnt see that last one. No dont find it a laughing matter. I just thought it would be nice to bring some levity to a grim conversation. Sorry. :3

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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XD well I havent read every verse of the bible. XD I only asked. Just a curious little bastard like that..... I didnt mean that in a deragatory way. Although it does sound like it. XD

"XD" is not approved Christian slang and is, in fact, an irreverent and disrespectful example of interweb perversion.

Why must you continue to let your degenerate mongrel side get the better of you?

Pastor Ed