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  • #46
    Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Son, if you want to be like Jesus, bleaching your skin isn't the way. You need to be Born Again and let the light of the Holy Spirit shine through. You might look to our award winning Ex-Negro Program, as well as find some answers in this classic conversation: Ask An Ex-Negro

    All this time, I have been so misguided. My filthy skin tone has affected my thinking. It is to be expected I suppose

    Yours in Him
    DAM
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • #47
      Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

      I honestly dont see the safety in telling you whether or not I do such an act. Even a mongrel's not safe in this sin filled world. And..... Whats with the whole Ex-negro term? Are you saying that I need to turn my back on my heraitage and family for God to be pleased with me?

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      • #48
        Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

        Originally posted by little flip View Post
        I honestly dont see the safety in telling you whether or not I do such an act. Even a mongrel's not safe in this sin filled world. And..... Whats with the whole Ex-negro term? Are you saying that I need to turn my back on my heraitage and family for God to be pleased with me?
        Turn your back on sin, dear, and the rest will follow.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #49
          Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

          Originally posted by little flip View Post
          I think I'll have to pass. Mostly because I like the caramel tone of my skin, and it may not be pure but its my skin and I will only use Dial and Shea butter to change it. I'll think about it though.
          Originally posted by little flip View Post
          Plus isnt skin bleaching supposed to be dangerous?
          It's true that some of these creams contain dangerous steroids, mercury and other bad things.

          You would do well to explore Landover's very own Remy Lebeau of our Ex-Negro ministries. Jesus will lighten your skin and through Salvation remove the effects of being a son of Ham. Remy won't give you a disease, like Michael Jackson's excuse for trying to become white.

          Ask an Ex-Negro - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60
          Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #50
            Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

            So thats a yes?.... Hilarious. No. I wont turn my back on my heraitage. I would like to return to my southern baptist life now. Or perhaps a catholic lifestyle. At least they truly believe in the love of Jesus christ. I came here for love and fellowship but if youre making me leave my ancestors behind, then Im outta here. Arrivederci! I'll see you in heaven.

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            • #51
              Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

              Originally posted by little flip View Post
              So thats a yes?.... Hilarious. No. I wont turn my back on my SIN.
              This is what you are really saying. It's entirely your choice to chase down the next sinful escapade, the next rape-gang that calls for you to join, the next beggar on the street with a tin can and a wet cardboard sign that says "God Bless" when in fact you have turned your back on God. But is that really the future you want? I think you want something more, something better.

              We can help.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #52
                Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                Originally posted by little flip View Post
                I'll see you in heaven.
                Not Likely

                Enjoy Hell
                Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                • #53
                  Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                  How about this. You find Christ your way and I'll find Christ my way. If I go to hell then oh well. I did what I thought was right and there will be no regrets.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                    Originally posted by little flip View Post
                    How about this. You find Christ your way and I'll find Christ my way. If I go to hell then oh well. I did what I thought was right and there will be no regrets.
                    Of course there will be regrets. You will burn for eternity for not worshiping Jesus in the right way.

                    What will it be? Roman idols or Baptist pews? Choose carefully.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #55
                      Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                      I said Catholic was a posibility. For now Im going back to southern baptist life. There was love and acceptance there.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                        Originally posted by little flip View Post
                        I said Catholic was a posibility. For now Im going back to southern baptist life. There was love and acceptance there.
                        Any so-called church that loves and accepts sin is a wolf in sheep's clothing, the very ones Christ Himself warns you about.

                        Think about it dear, what does your fluffy-bunny church have to loose if you don't feel coddled and pampered? Your monetary contributions.

                        What do we have to loose if you don't feel coddled and pampered? Nothing.

                        The real question is, to whom do you want to entrust your soul? The devil, or Jesus?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                          So in actuality, what I look for in the house of God is love from the members. Being hated for my birth is no new thing. Its common in school, in boy scouts, everywhere. Now love. Thats one thing I can really only get from Jesus Christ. In all due respect, Iwont be easily denied of that love.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                            Of course I want to entrust it to jesus. But all this forum brings me to is self loathing and anger. Clearly self loathe and anger sounds like a path to the devil.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                              Originally posted by little flip View Post
                              So in actuality, what I look for in the house of God is love from the members. Being hated for my birth is no new thing. Its common in school, in boy scouts, everywhere. Now love. Thats one thing I can really only get from Jesus Christ. In all due respect, Iwont be easily denied of that love.

                              Well, if I may be direct with you, that love from Jesus Christ isn't yours to demand, it's His to give.

                              Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
                              but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name?
                              and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                              Matthew 7:21-23


                              I think what you really want is a church that can show you the Real Jesus. Not the phantom that strokes your ego.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Um..... Thanks I suppose.

                                Originally posted by little flip View Post
                                Of course I want to entrust it to jesus. But all this forum brings me to is self loathing and anger. Clearly self loathe and anger sounds like a path to the devil.
                                You should loath sin. You should be angry at Satan's lies.

                                Once you are Born Again, you will become a New Creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), one that is not worth of loathing, one that is perfect.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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