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  • Tickywicky
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2013
    • 1

    #1

    I joined

    Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.
  • Donovan A. Mordecai
    True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 763

    #2
    Re: I joined

    Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
    Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.
    Welcome, to this Friendly Forum!

    All the evidence you need can be found in The Bible. Miracles, fulfilled prophesy, wisdom, all laid out in an easy to read, straight forward manner.

    So what is your favorite Bible verse. What inconsequential personal 'tragedy' in your life caused you to turn from God and embrace sodomy?

    YiC
    DAM
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: I joined

      Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
      Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.
      Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm afraid you won't find the fight you're looking for here, dear. We're not here to debate, but to praise and glorify Christ Jesus, crucified for our sins. Further, we cannot form opinions about you because we don't know anything about you. You might be very nice and polite and mild-mannered, or you might be vivacious and rambunctious and impulsive. We have no way of knowing if you give blankets to the homeless in your community on cold nights, or drink yourself into excess and have sex with all the boys and teachers at your school. You see, we can know none of these things. What we do know is that as one who rejects the sweet Gift of Salvation from God, you will be righteously punished for all eternity to the glory of God!

      Now, wouldn't you rather spend eternity safe and sound?

      Think about it.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: I joined

        Welcome child. I hope your exposure to this site can go some way toward preventing your eventual descent into the bowels of the Earth, there to spend eternity in Hell.

        The truth, the light and all answers to questions that may be answered lie in the Bible, which is God's word. Take care to get a true rendition of the Word by getting only a King James Bible. He was a King of England a long time ago. If the public schools in England are as bad as the public schools here, you may not have known that.

        Reading that Bible will be the most rewarding and enriching experience of your life. Accept the Word, accept Jesus and give your life over to Him and you will live forever in Heaven with God and Jesus. That is because Jesus came and died for your sins, that you might be cleansed and saved. There is no other salvation, save that obtained through a personal relationship with Jesus and the rewards are many.

        Many, probably most, never accept Jesus. They seek other roads to salvation, but it is in vain. Only the Jesus road leads to the eternal rewards of Heaven. All other paths lead right straight to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

        Mark 16:16- He that believeth and is baptised shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

        God Bless!
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22371

          #5
          Re: I joined

          Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
          I am a girl
          Do you have your father's permission to visit this forum?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Irinka the repentant jewess
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 359

            #6
            Re: I joined

            Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
            Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.
            Hello, sweetie, I am glad you are here. My only concern is, you don't seem to make any sense. First, you ask what we think of you. Well, quite frankly, nothing much, we do not know you. Then, you inquire what this site is all about, but in the next sentence you inform us that you already read our threads. If the latter is true, then you should know what we are all about. The threads hat you read speak volumes about this forum, and I find, it is all pretty straight forward, self-explanatory, as you like to say.
            In the mean time, you were asked quite specifically to tell us your favorite Bible verse, where you attend churh, and how you came to know Jesus (or about Him, in your case). If you still have questions about us or this forum, you can ask. Any questions about God are answered in the Bible. Read it! John 1:1-15..
            Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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            • Herbert_Greene
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Jun 2013
              • 62

              #7
              Re: I joined

              Welcome!
              Romans 11:33
              Jeremiah 32:17
              Mark 9:43
              And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell,[a] to the unquenchable fire.

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              • Pim Pendergast
                PHD - Theophysicist
                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2012
                • 3103

                #8
                Re: I joined

                Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
                "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".
                The claim that there's no God is pretty extraordinary. It leaves so many unanswered questions. Where did the universe come from? How did life get here? Where's your extraordinary evidence?
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: I joined

                  Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
                  Blah, blah, blah, I, I, I, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Blah, blah, blah...
                  I think you talk a lot.

                  Why are you here? We're here to praise Jesus!
                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Alan Roberts Jr.
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Re: I joined

                    Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
                    Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.
                    You understand that we don't want you to try and convert us to your femenist beliefs, don't you? Titus 2:4-2:5

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                    • JustGotSaved
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 519

                      #11
                      Re: I joined

                      Originally posted by Tickywicky View Post
                      Hey guys what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me?
                      need a picture!

                      What do you think of me? If you'll convert, i'll come to see you! I already made plans to visit one lucky girl, but i missed the flight to spain.
                      Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • Attila's Wife
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1941

                        #12
                        Re: I joined

                        Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                        I already made plans to visit one lucky girl, but i missed the flight to spain.
                        Narrow escape there, Brother. Have you seen the state of their armpits?
                        2 Timothy 3:16

                        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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