Hello <Stutter> !

[Mr_World_Weary]

Hello, my name is Alex. Ive been saved for about 4 years now and I've been baptized and such. I was wondering what the whole "True Christian™" thing is and why its trademarked. I've searched for it online and haven't found anything, so i figured i'd ask! Thanks.

-Alex

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Welcome Alexis!

What does 'baptized and such' mean?

Tell me Alexis, do you think being Christian is important? Do you value your soul?

What Church do you attend?

What verse from the KJV is most directly written just for you?

[Mr_World_Weary]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Well, my name is Alex, not alexis. And I've been baptized by immersion. Its very important in my life, in fact, my father is a preacher in my area. Id like to keep my church a secret if thats alright, internet safety and all. And thats a tough one, but my favorite is Romans 14:4, KJV of course.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Sorry to of gotten your name wrong, it is just that empty headed females often ask similar questions. I understand wanting to stay anonymous in Atlanta. There are all kinds of strange people there.
Tell me, have you thought much about the following:

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Finally, please keep thins in mind when speaking to your betters:

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Mr_World_Weary]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Right, so will you answer my question?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Right, so will you answer my question?

...Tell me Alexis, do you think being Christian is important? Do you value your soul?
...

There you go. Obstinate, aren't you?

Now, what Church is your father a preacher at? Why don't you attend it?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Now Al, I think you may need a refresher on how this forum works.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Just like Church.

[Mr_World_Weary]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

No no no, i just want a simple answer is all.

And i do go to church, 3 times a week.

[Mr_World_Weary]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

Also, i would have used the search function, but when i tried it, it gave me an error page and wasn't working. now it is.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

Also, i would have used the search function, but when i tried it, it gave me an error page and wasn't working. now it is.

What is this business about stuttering?

YIC

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

What is this business about stuttering?

Dr. Niles, I was wondering the same thing. Perhaps it is the online form of affecting a lisp and walking with a flamboyant gait. That would not surprize me in the least from this <stuttering> poster!

[Brother Larry]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

Dr. Niles, I was wondering the same thing. Perhaps it is the online form of affecting a lisp and walking with a flamboyant gait. That would not surprize me in the least from this <stuttering> poster!

I always thought the entrance to Graceland was a rather flamboyant gate, but that's a whole other topic.

I think Alexis here is in the first stages of "Let's see what we can get over on the people that call themselves

It usually doesn't take long for that foolish pursuit to end, almost always quite poorly.

Brother Larry

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

Also, i would have used the search function, but when i tried it, it gave me an error page and wasn't working. now it is.

Friend, unlike Obama's ACA website, this is is run on servers using the JesOS, Ver 8.1. It never goes down, can handle billions of concurrent users and never makes a mistake. Therefore, the error has to be yours. Accept the Truths provided herein and give yourself over to The Lord.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt;!

Now Al, I think you may need a refresher on how this forum works.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Just like Church.

Dear Mr. Hutchins. I seriously doubt you are referring to me, and I'm the only "Al" here. If you are referring to some homersexural prevert named 'Alex', please use that name. Otherwise Jesus might think you are talking about me and toss you into fire lake.

Praise!
Pastor Al

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello &lt;Stutter&gt; !

Hello, my name is Alex. Ive been saved for about 4 years now and I've been baptized and such. I was wondering what the whole "True Christian™" thing is and why its trademarked. I've searched for it online and haven't found anything, so i figured i'd ask! Thanks.

-Alex

Friend, we have registered the trademark True Christian(tm) to protect Christ's good name from association with Satanic lies. Christ made sure that no one else got the idea before we did, to bring more souls to salvation. I'm surprised this wasn't obvious to you.