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  • jerbear
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2013
    • 23

    #1

    Auto student, learning scripture.

    Hi, sorry, I didn't know the introduction was necessary, I miss some things in my reading from time to time.

    My name is Jeremy, I am a student in college studying Automotive related stuff. I have come here to understand more about the bible. How it really is, and with further clarity than I do have. I am not great at reading, so I will make mistakes, and I am not a veteran with the bible, and reading can be hard for me at time.

    Anyways, I will do my best when I am here, but I am mostly here for the reason of learning.
    Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

    Welcome Jeri!
    How many sons has your Man Seed created between the fertile thighs of your wife?
    What Church do you attend?
    How do you find the Holy Bible is the solution to all your lifes problems?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • jerbear
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2013
      • 23

      #3
      Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Welcome Jeri!
      How many sons has your Man Seed created between the fertile thighs of your wife?
      What Church do you attend?
      How do you find the Holy Bible is the solution to all your lifes problems?
      I am not married, so I don't have any children. I was baptized as Mormon when I was 8 years old, but I don't attend church regularly. My mother watches TBN, so the conflicts within the religions has been a complicated one, I have not had a lot of time to study the bible, but I would like to know more about it. I feel the bible is important when coming into any issue that you cant find answers. It is after all, the moral teachings of man.
      Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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      • Pim Pendergast
        PHD - Theophysicist
        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2012
        • 3103

        #4
        Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

        Originally posted by jerbear View Post
        I am not married, so I don't have any children. I was baptized as Mormon when I was 8 years old, but I don't attend church regularly. My mother watches TBN, so the conflicts within the religions has been a complicated one, I have not had a lot of time to study the bible, but I would like to know more about it. I feel the bible is important when coming into any issue that you cant find answers. It is after all, the moral teachings of man.
        Do you still believe in Mormonism? Probably not, seeing as you don't have any wives. But if you want to learn more about the Bible, just read it. Start with "In the beginning" and end with "Amen." But no one can read the Bible for themselves and fail to see that it is much more than the teachings of man; it is the Word of God (2 Tim 3:16). If you want to know what we believe, use the search function.

        In His grip,

        P. P.
        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • jerbear
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2013
          • 23

          #5
          Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

          Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
          Do you still believe in Mormonism? Probably not, seeing as you don't have any wives. But if you want to learn more about the Bible, just read it. Start with "In the beginning" and end with "Amen." But no one can read the Bible for themselves and fail to see that it is much more than the teachings of man; it is the Word of God (2 Tim 3:16). If you want to know what we believe, use the search function.

          In His grip,

          P. P.
          Yes, my faith in Mormonism, is in jeopardy due to my mother being a Televangelist, one grams being Mormon, the other Protestant and the other catholic. I don't know how so many religions can come from the same book. I am not after a belief, but the literal interpretation of the word of God. I have read the bible, its just really hard for me to understand sometimes cause the way they say things, so I thought this forum would help me understand the literal interpretations of the word of God.
          Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

            Originally posted by jerbear View Post
            I thought this forum would help me understand the literal interpretations of the word of God.
            Indeed we can, friend! The Holy Bible is really not so complicated, once you know how to read it. The only thing you have to do is have faith. Trust the LORD to mean what He says, and to say what He means. Trust Jesus to mean what He says, with no hidden agenda, no secret interpretation. It's really quite simple. Those who would try and convince you to have to "study" the Bible as if it were some complex text book are doing the work of Satan, trying to scare you away from reading and believing the Word of God. Remember, don't swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • A Follower
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 872

              #7
              Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

              It is good that you realize the Bible means what it says. Logically that also means that people who don't read His Word literally are making things up about what It says, they are lying about what God tells us. Now ask yourself why anyone would tell lies about God, He that is the source of all that is good in the world. Obviously only people who are against goodness would so, people who are in the employ of the Devil. It saddens me that you must now realize that your mother and grans are all in bed with Satan. But do not despair, Jesus knew this would happen, and told us that if you don't hate your father and your mother you have no business with Him. You will read it in the KJV 1611 yourself when you get to that part.

              I pray for you, wishing God gives you the strength to denounce all your heathen family members, so they may one day realize the evil of their ways.

              YIC
              Leviticus 26:15-16
              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                Mormons are not Christians. Read THIS.

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                  Wait, your mother is a Televangelist? What's the name of her show? And how did she get it into her head that it was OK for women to be preachers?
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                  • jerbear
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 23

                    #10
                    Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Wait, your mother is a Televangelist? What's the name of her show? And how did she get it into her head that it was OK for women to be preachers?
                    Yes, its not quite like that. She is just very active in Crosspointe alliance, and some TBN and that. Shes not afraid to get on camera, but she doesn't have her own show. She would drag me to Benny Hin, and things like that, and expect me to go up, where they did the talking and tongues and they thing where your supposed to faint and all that. Yes, they seen demons and when ghost hunting and all those things, I just stay back and watch. Yes, my mom does where the pants in the family, up till almost a year ago, when my father passed away in a car accident. I don't know why she thinks she can stand up and preach, maybe I should ask her.
                    Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                      The next time you see Benny Hinn, please tell him he still owes me money.
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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                        You must be a real ladies' man!
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • jerbear
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          You must be a real ladies' man!

                          Thank you for that one.
                          Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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                          • jerbear
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                            I just ordered a 1611 kjv bible, cause I don't actually have that one. I will start reading it once it gets here.
                            Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

                              Originally posted by jerbear View Post
                              I just ordered a 1611 kjv bible, cause I don't actually have that one. I will start reading it once it gets here.
                              The complete text is available online for free. Make sure you select King James Version in the drop down menu.

                              And don't skip the begats, which is the pitfall of many n00bz to Christ. Without a detailed study of Biblical genealogy, one can easily succumb to the old Earth heresy.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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