[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

I just ordered a 1611 kjv bible, cause I don't actually have that one. I will start reading it once it gets here.

I know I am new here, but I feel called upon by Him to point out that one should capitalize ANY words that refer to any part of The Almighty Creator. You should always write "Bible" and preferably "Holy Bible." God is worthy of such reverence, wouldn't you say? He gave us life and the blood of His Son, and He asks for so little in return.

I thank Jesus every day that my dad beat this into me as a child with a razor strop passed down to him by his dad, and which I now use upon my own sons to make them strong warriors for Jesus.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

I know I am new here, but I feel called upon by Him to point out that one should capitalize ANY words that refer to any part of The Almighty Creator. You should always write "Bible" and preferably "Holy Bible." God is worthy of such reverence, wouldn't you say? He gave us life and the blood of His Son, and He asks for so little in return.

I thank Jesus every day that my dad beat this into me as a child with a razor strop passed down to him by his dad, and which I now use upon my own sons to make them strong warriors for Jesus.

Including His Almighty Ass Cleft, which He revealed to Moses as a sign?

Exodus 3:23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

Strange battle to pick, friend. Why this obsession with God's Worshipful Virgin Anus? Isn't there any other point of doctrine that interests you?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Including His Almighty Ass Cleft, which He revealed to Moses as a sign?
Strange battle to pick, friend. Why this obsession with God's Worshipful Virgin Anus? Isn't there any other point of doctrine that interests you?

While I find every single word of the King James Bible perfect as it is the Word Of The One God, I feel compelled to speak to others of humbling themselves as horrible wretches before our loving creator.

When I see the Word referred to in lowercase letters, I sense proper humility is not being lavished upon our Righteous Creator. As a warrior for God, I become alarmed when my Commander is not duly respected. We must be on guard at all times against the sin inherent to us all.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

While I find every single word of the King James Bible perfect as it is the Word Of The One God, I feel compelled to speak to others of humbling themselves as horrible wretches before our loving Creator.

When I see the Word referred to in lowercase letters, I sense proper humility is not being lavished upon our Righteous Creator. As a warrior for God, I become alarmed when my Commander is not duly respected. We must be on guard at all times against the sin inherent to us all.

I failed to capitalize a crucial letter myself. Time for me to repent. It is the sinful nature of myself that I must guard against most.

[jerbear]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

While I find every single word of the King James Bible perfect as it is the Word Of The One God, I feel compelled to speak to others of humbling themselves as horrible wretches before our loving creator.

When I see the Word referred to in lowercase letters, I sense proper humility is not being lavished upon our Righteous Creator. As a warrior for God, I become alarmed when my Commander is not duly respected. We must be on guard at all times against the sin inherent to us all.

Yes, the oversight was mine. We all have things we must repent from. A seemingly simple transgression can surely lead to worse things if one is not careful. So from here on, I will do my best. I do know that the Bible is not just a simple book. Its the living word of god, and as such I should refer to it in the same way as a living person. My careless actions shall not be repeated.

Considering Acts 10:43-35, I do know that my inexperience in the forum will not matter, when dealing with Gods word.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

All of you stop apologizing and just learn to use the "Preview Post" button.

Eeeesh, some days here...

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

All of you stop apologizing and just learn to use the "Preview Post" button.

Eeeesh, some days here...

I will never stop apologizing to my Dear Lord for my evil and sinful nature.

We should never EVER forget that we are an abomination in the sight of The Lord without the redeeming blood of Christ.

I am truly humbled by His perfect nature. This sinful prideful attitude that we need not apologize is just, well...wicked. Get thee behind me Satan, and do your dirty work there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

...Get thee behind me Satan, and do your dirty work there.

Are you asking me on a date?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Are you asking me on a date?

Isaiah 45:23 - I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth [in] righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

Do it now, or do it later.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Isaiah 45:23 - I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth [in] righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

Do it now, or do it later.

BDSM, huh? Ok, then A/S/L is next, I guess?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

BDSM, huh? Ok, then A/S/L is next, I guess?

You'll have to forgive me...I lead a clean life and have no idea what those abbreviations mean. I suspect I do not want to know though.

Let Jesus fill your void instead. He is ready to shower His love upon you, if you would only receive it.

[jerbear]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Mormons are not Christians. Read THIS.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank you Pastor Ezekeil, for your awesome links and great insight.

Yes, I am well aware of the Mormon religion and their claims and history. My great great grandfather left his wife and set sail for America many years ago, for the Mormon religion. I think it was for the many extra wives he got from the faith. I could share a lot about the Mormon religion, but it would be pointless, as we all know the Mormon religion would only take us further away from knowing the true word of God. Which is exactly what we are doing here, we are following the true and correct path of Gods word.

I am glad that I am here. It's time that I learn for real the message of god and what his plan is. Which brings me to my favorite bible verse which I will say in the next post.

[jerbear]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Jeremiah 29:11-13
I know the plans that I have for you,
Plans for prosperity and peace
Never for evil or calamity,
But a future hope never to cease
Then you shall come and call upon me
And will bow your knee to pray
And I will hear you and heed your call
To be by your side right away
Then you will find me when you seek,
If you seek with all your heart
For I shall reveal myself to you,
From you, I will not depart.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

Jer 29:11-13
11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
12 Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you.
13 And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.

That's a great passage, all about the special treatment God's people get. Too bad for everyone else, though. Just be sure to quote from the KJV next time. Is there anything stopping you from giving your life to Christ?

[jerbear]

Re: Auto student, learning scripture.

That's a great passage, all about the special treatment God's people get. Too bad for everyone else, though. Just be sure to quote from the KJV next time. Is there anything stopping you from giving your life to Christ?

Ah, I get a hard copy of the Bible in a few days. The ones I have are all the wrong translation. Yes, I have been baptized, but in the wrong religion; as Mormon. Mormons are NOT Christians, so that doesn't count for anything.

To answer your question, yes. I am ready to come to Christ. I want the word of god to guide me. So not only will I know what is expected of me, but what is expected of others.

I am waiting on my new KJV Bible. I can use the net, but Its much easier to turn pages. My Bible is on its way.