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  • Jerk Wanker
    Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
    • Nov 2013
    • 27

    #31
    Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

    i am not aboriginal (who a great people whos religion of the dreamtime is far better than any of the many Christianity's(islam is a less hostile religion)) i am ***VOODOO ZOMBIE CURSES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***

    but you clearly haven't got the intelligence to understand no?
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-16-2013, 09:03 AM. Reason: Stick to Blessings and Curses from the Holy Bible, please

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    • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 1284

      #32
      Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

      Originally posted by Jerk Wanker View Post
      i am not aboriginal (who a great people whos religion of the dreamtime is far better than any of the many Christianity's(islam is a less hostile religion)) i am Српски смо некада била позната као ретарде коза трпања!

      but you clearly haven't got the intelligence to understand no?
      Serbian we used to be known as Yugoslavia

      You think we don't know how to use online translators?

      You must be quite new to the infrawebbs.
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      I Kings 7:23

      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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      • Brother Larry
        True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2013
        • 234

        #33
        Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        How do you know my neighbor?

        Sister Mary,

        I immediately wondered the same thing, and almost called the police. I suspect this unsaved trash is coveting our neighbor's ox or his ass or his manservant. I am still considering alerting the authorities.

        Of course, Landover has gates, so you should be well protected. I am purchasing a Smith and Wesson posthaste.

        Brother Larry

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        • Brother Larry
          True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2013
          • 234

          #34
          Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

          Originally posted by Jerk Wanker View Post
          did you know phones dont exist.....

          the bible dosnt mention them so they dont exist!

          phone's exist's because people made them

          the bible exist's because a group of people wrote it
          I think our LORD frowns on those that don't use the King's English, Little Miss Polly Punctuation.

          "Phone's exist's."

          I am seething here. Just seething.

          But, my disdain is a drop of piss on a cotton ball compared to my mighty GOD's ruler on your hand for not paying attention in school.

          Proverbs 23:14 Thou shalt beate him with the rod..."

          Luke 12:5 But I will forewarne you whom you shall feare: Feare him, which after he hath killed, hath power to cast into hell, yea, I say vnto you, Feare him.


          Cheerfully,
          Brother Larry

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          • Jack Rankan
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 144

            #35
            Re: hello im a self-abuser

            We welcome them with open arms full of Christian love and we get this? Repent, repent before it's not to late for you. I will save your soul from fires of hell, even if that means I have to stone you to death personally. For your own good.
            Acts 3:19 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord;
            Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
            1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
            Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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            • Jerk Wanker
              Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
              • Nov 2013
              • 27

              #36
              Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

              Originally posted by Jerk Wanker View Post
              i am not aboriginal (who a great people whos religion of the dreamtime is far better than any of the many Christianity's(islam is a less hostile religion)) i am ***VOODOO ZOMBIE CURSES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***

              but you clearly haven't got the intelligence to understand no?
              aboriginals dont have voodoo zombie curses they have a religion called dream time it does not involve voodoo curses that is more a south afrecan thing but since your so ignorant and think anyone who isnt white is not human or a abomination(racist much) you cant handle other culture

              fun fact if you look at the modern domestic rat you will see through the past 200 years they have evolved significantly to the point were if you put 2 next to eachother they have different body structures head shape and domestics are far less timid and are less sensitized to loud noises and are less violant EVOLUTION BABY!(a fast good example at that in the next hundred years they will be a different subspecies all together!)

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              • Brother Larry
                True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2013
                • 234

                #37
                Re: hello im jack Henry Williams!

                Originally posted by Jerk Wanker View Post
                fun fact if you look at the modern domestic rat you will see through the past 200 years they have evolved significantly to the point were if you put 2 next to eachother they have different body structures head shape and domestics are far less timid and are less sensitized to loud noises and are less violant EVOLUTION BABY!(a fast good example at that in the next hundred years they will be a different subspecies all together!)
                Instead of spending so much time going through your genealogy, perhaps you should invest time in your soul by praying and studying the source of all knowledge worth having.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #38
                  Re: hello im a self-abuser

                  You knuckle-dragging abos eat rats too? I was under the impression that your tribe lived on fat grubs and White man's spooge. That's what they said when I was down there in Austria doing our famous Mission Trip to Austria.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jerk Wanker
                    Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 27

                    #39
                    Re: hello im a self-abuser

                    Originally posted by Brother Larry View Post
                    Instead of spending so much time going through your genealogy, perhaps you should invest time in your soul by praying and studying the source of all knowledge worth having.

                    thats wrong wrong in so many ways but your to ignorant to see that.....

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You knuckle-dragging abos eat rats too? I was under the impression that your tribe lived on fat grubs and White man's spooge. That's what they said when I was down there in Austria doing our famous Mission Trip to Austria.
                    Austria is a place in Europe known for having invent the french frie

                    (yes they are not french)

                    Australia is a place were the free live (ranked 4th in worlds most freest country just below Sweden canada and then new zealand (the land of the free is only (U.S.A) 7th
                    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-17-2013, 07:30 AM. Reason: Fixed his retard formatting.

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                    • Brother Larry
                      True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 234

                      #40
                      Re: hello im a self-abuser

                      Jerk, you wrote : "thats wrong wrong in so many ways but your to ignorant to see that....."

                      Are you familiar with a mirror? Look in one and read the above statement.

                      YOUR: Possessive, as in "Your posts just keep proving man did not evolve."

                      YOU'RE: A contraction of you and are, as in "You're such an insignificant blot on the face of this earth. Be glad that GOD loves you. Bless your heart."

                      TO: A preposition. "You're going to hell if you don't accept CHRIST and follow His Word."

                      TOO: As you failed to use it, it is a modifier meaning "excessively." "Some people are too ignorant to use the word "too" properly.

                      Again: Bless your heart. I mean that phrase as the southern people use it.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #41
                        Re: hello im a self-abuser

                        Since this is a confessional thread I am going to admit to abusing myself, too (not gay or sexual). I'm pretty sure everyone does this in one way or another. I often don't turn the heat on in my house even though it's cold or buy carrots to add to my Campbells condensed soup. I would probably do this for guests but when it's just me I make sacrifices. My mother also didn't teach me to clean very well so as much as I try my place is often a mess and I beat myself up about that, too. Also, after drinking too many Miller Genuine Draft I sometimes wake up and cough up bile from my stomach. I think this counts as self abuse, too.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 1284

                          #42
                          Re: hello im a self-abuser

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Since this is a confessional thread I am going to admit to abusing myself, too (not gay or sexual). I'm pretty sure everyone does this in one way or another. I often don't turn the heat on in my house even though it's cold or buy carrots to add to my Campbells condensed soup. I would probably do this for guests but when it's just me I make sacrifices. My mother also didn't teach me to clean very well so as much as I try my place is often a mess and I beat myself up about that, too. Also, after drinking too many Miller Genuine Draft I sometimes wake up and cough up bile from my stomach. I think this counts as self abuse, too.
                          Amen, Brother.

                          I can't stand to see someone smiling or whistling a tune...it's a sure sign they are up to no good.

                          1 Peter 5:10 - But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle [you].

                          John 16:33 - These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.

                          Luke 14:27 - And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.
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                          I Kings 7:23

                          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                          New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                          • Jerk Wanker
                            Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 27

                            #43
                            Re: hello im a self-abuser

                            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                            Amen, Brother.

                            I can't stand to see someone smiling or whistling a tune...it's a sure sign they are up to no good.

                            1 Peter 5:10 - But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle [you].

                            John 16:33 - These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.

                            Luke 14:27 - And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.
                            may i remind you that π/pi is 2.14 in general math first of all it would be closer to 2.... no way in math should it be used at 3 you shuld go back to school and do year 5 again (Australian education because we all know how good american education is )

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                            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 1284

                              #44
                              Re: hello im a self-abuser

                              Originally posted by Jerk Wanker View Post
                              may i remind you that π/pi is 2.14 in general math first of all it would be closer to 2.... no way in math should it be used at 3 you shuld go back to school and do year 5 again (Australian education because we all know how good american education is )
                              Can you not see 30/10 = 3?
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                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                              • Jerk Wanker
                                Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 27

                                #45
                                Re: hello im a self-abuser

                                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                Can you not see 30/10 = 3?
                                Pi is a number that is approximately equal to 3.14. It is the number you get if you divide the circumference of any circle by its diameter. It's the same for all circles. You can approximate pi for yourself by taking some circular things like the tops of jars and CD's and frisbees and measuring their diameter and their circumference. When you divide the circumference by the diameter, you'll get an answer something like 3.14. It will be the same every time (unless you measured wrong).

                                Actually, 3.14 is only approximately equal to pi. That's because pi is an irrational number. That means that when you write pi as a decimal it goes on forever, never ending and never repeating itself. The first six digits of pi are 3.14159, and that's all you need for most practical purposes. In most cases just 3.14 is enough.

                                Check out this webpage with a million digits of pi.

                                Usually in math we write pi with the Greek letter π, which is the letter "p" in Greek. You pronounce it "pie", like apple pie. It is called pi because π is the first letter of the Greek word "perimetros" or perimeter. But it was not the Ancient Greeks who first discussed the value of pi. Mathematicians in the Babylonian Empire, about 2000 BC, had already figured out that pi was about 25/8, or 3.125. By about 1700 BC, in the Middle Kingdom, Egyptian mathematicians calculated pi to be about 3.16. People have been gradually getting closer ever since, with early contributions from mathematicians working in China, India, and the Islamic Empire. By 263 AD, the Chinese mathematician Liu Hui had calculated that pi was 3.141.

                                facts. problem? your book is a weak theory... i can tell you also failed history

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