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  • #91
    Re: Hi, how are you

    Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
    I guess I like the attention and I love some of the responses.
    Well either accept Jesus as your personal Savior or bugger off.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #92
      Re: Hi, how are you

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well either accept Jesus as your personal Savior or bugger off.
      Well said. I accept him.

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      • #93
        Re: Hi, how are you

        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
        Well said. I accept him.
        Do you really? Excuse my naivety, but that was easy. Did you pray about it? I suppose I could talk to a man if I was supervised by a christian.
        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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        • #94
          Re: Hi, how are you

          Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
          Do you really? Excuse my naivety, but that was easy. Did you pray about it? I suppose I could talk to a man if I was supervised by a christian.
          Wow.... why don't you try dating a few different guys? It might help you to find someone compatible, who could make you happy during your marriage. I hope you realize that some guys have problems that you would not notice until you take them for a test drive. There are things that you might want to find out, before your wedding night ! The best of luck to you.

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          • #95
            Re: Hi, how are you

            Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
            Wow.... why don't you try dating a few different guys? It might help you to find someone compatible, who could make you happy during your marriage. I hope you realize that some guys have problems that you would not notice until you take them for a test drive. There are things that you might want to find out, before your wedding night ! The best of luck to you.
            You are recommending fornication?

            1 Corinthians 6:18 (1611 King James Bible)

            Flee fornication: Euery sinne that a man doeth, is without the body: but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his owne body.
            That's pretty reckless of you, trying to steer someone towards a damnable offense:

            1 Corinthians 6:9 (1611 King James Bible)

            Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde,
            And you do this to someone who tried earlier to extend to you an olive branch of peace. Just wow.
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            • #96
              Re: Hi, how are you

              1 Corinthians 6:9 (1611 King James Bible)

              Know yee not that the vnrighteous shall not inherite the kingdome of God? Be not deceiued: neither fornicatours, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselues with mankinde,

              Maybe you can help me out here. What does abusers of themselves mean here?

              I am female and I guess that makes me effeminate, right? There is not much I can do about that.

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              • #97
                Re: Hi, how are you

                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                You are recommending fornication?

                That's pretty reckless of you, trying to steer someone towards a damnable offense:



                And you do this to someone who tried earlier to extend to you an olive branch of peace. Just wow.
                I'm holding onto the hope that Tania either hasn't read the bible or has a bible that isn't the King James Version. Otherwise she's being pretty cruel. Tania, what do you mean by 'test drive'?
                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                • #98
                  Re: Hi, how are you

                  Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                  Wow.... why don't you try dating a few different guys? It might help you to find someone compatible, who could make you happy during your marriage. I hope you realize that some guys have problems that you would not notice until you take them for a test drive. There are things that you might want to find out, before your wedding night ! The best of luck to you.
                  Also, I can't be alone with unmarried men! (or married ones for that matter) Are you crazy? That's quite unorthodox and aside from that, people would talk.
                  Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Hi, how are you

                    Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                    I'm holding onto the hope that Tania either hasn't read the bible or has a bible that isn't the King James Version. Otherwise she's being pretty cruel. Tania, what do you mean by 'test drive'?
                    Well, sorry to be so graphic, but supposing the man you marry is poorly endowed and you only find that out on your wedding night? That would be a disaster, right since you are stuck with him.

                    What I meant by test drive is having some sexual encounters before you get married to make sure he can satisfy you. I know that is technically a sin, but if you pray and repent afterwards I am sure it can be forgiven. We are all sinners anyway, right?

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                    • Re: Hi, how are you

                      Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                      Well, sorry to be so graphic, but supposing the man you marry is poorly endowed and you only find that out on your wedding night? That would be a disaster, right since you are stuck with him.

                      What I meant by test drive is having some sexual encounters before you get married to make sure he can satisfy you. I know that is technically a sin, but if you pray and repent afterwards I am sure it can be forgiven. We are all sinners anyway, right?
                      Oh dear, you seem to be misinformed on how to behave. Just because a person steals candy as a kid doesn't mean they can murder someone. Do you understand? And if that were to happen, though it NEVER would, what if I conceived? Do you want me to have bastard children?
                      Last edited by Miss Tanith; 12-12-2013, 03:51 AM. Reason: missing text
                      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                      • Re: Hi, how are you

                        Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                        Oh dear, you seem to be misinformed on how to behave. Just because a person steals candy as a kid doesn't mean they can murder someone. Do you understand?
                        Sure, but having a test drive before you get married is not the same as murdering someone. I hope you can understand that.

                        I am just trying to give you advice that could save you from an unsatisfying marriage. I really hope you don't end up in one.

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                        • Re: Hi, how are you

                          Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                          Sure, but having a test drive before you get married is not the same as murdering someone. I hope you can understand that.

                          I am just trying to give you advice that could save you from an unsatisfying marriage. I really hope you don't end up in one.
                          It's a really good job you found these forums, because you talk like you're some kind of whore of Babylon. Are you?

                          Hopefully the folk here will leave some impression on you so that you stop making Baby Jesus cry.
                          Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                          17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                          • Re: Hi, how are you

                            Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                            And if that were to happen, though it NEVER would, what if I conceived? Do you want me to have bastard children?
                            No, just makes sure he wears a condom.

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                            • Re: Hi, how are you

                              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                              No, just makes sure he wears a condom.
                              Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. The only reason anyone should be lying with anyone else is to have baby boys for Jesus. Golly gosh, Tania! You've a lot to learn if you're going to be a Christian! How many illigitimate, hell-bound children do you have?
                              Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                              17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                              • Re: Hi, how are you

                                Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                                It's a really good job you found these forums, because you talk like you're some kind of whore of Babylon. Are you?
                                I am not a virgin, and I have a boyfriend but that does not make me a whore.

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