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  • TaniaM
    Unsaved trash, sheep-loving aussie
    • Dec 2013
    • 42
    #136
    Re: Hi, how are you

    Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
    You disgust me. Have you ever even picked up a bible?

    I never knew women could be like this! Honestly, you try to help someone and they attempt to convert you to their demon worshipping rug-munching!

    What is the world coming to?
    Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

    Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.

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      • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 1284
        #137
        Re: Hi, how are you

        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
        Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

        Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.
        Why are you ignoring Pastor Zeke's directive to cease and desist your advances towards Miss Tanith?

        This forum is for True Christians(tm) to have fellowship, not for degenerate "cooter" discussions.
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          • Miss Tanith
            Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2013
            • 108
            #138
            Re: Hi, how are you

            Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
            Are you really a girl or are you a guy pretending to be one? Seems like you don't know much about female grooming.

            Most young girls these days don't have rugs. Have you never heard of a Brazilian wax? If you have visited a nudist colony you would know that rugs are few and far between these days.
            Why would I go to a nudist colony? I'm not a lesbian like you! Stop it! I don't know much about what you call 'female grooming' because I DON'T SEE NAKED LADIES! I'M NOT GAY!

            And no, is a brazilian wax some kind of special candle that comes from Brazil?
            Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
            17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986
                #139
                Re: Hi, how are you

                Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                is a brazilian wax some kind of special candle that comes from Brazil?
                Probably. Maybe it's one of these candles with really strong scent. I dunno, I never buy these fancy candles, I just have a stack of regular candles which I use only when there is a power outage.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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