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  • Tim C
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2013
    • 15

    #1

    Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

    In the name of our dear Lord, I am pleased to be in this forum. I came to find Jesus as a very young person, hallelujah! My parents taught me everything I needed to know at the innocent age of 5, where I dedicated my life to Jesus and confessed all of my terrible sins I had committed up to that point and was sure to commit for the remainder of my wretched life until our Savior returns to bring us home. Praise be to the blood of the Lamb!

    Speaking of blood, that brings me to my favorite bible verse: Hebrews 9:22 "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."

    And that leads to another of my favorite verses: Exodus 29:36
    "Sacrifice a bull each day as a sin offering to make atonement. Purify the altar by making atonement for it, and anoint it to consecrate it."

    Tell me, do any other members here regularly conduct this activity which was so clearly written and commanded in the Holy Word? What an honor it is to participate in the shedding of blood in the name of our sweet Lord!
    Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.
  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 1284

    #2
    Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

    Hello and welcome, Tim.

    We would ask that you quote the Holy Bible, the KJV 1611. Other translations are an abomination.

    What church do you attend?

    The blood of Jesus forever removed the need for us to spill animal blood on a regular basis to cover the stench of sin for God's sensitive nose.

    Colossians 1:20 (1611 King James Bible)

    And (hauing made peace through the blood of his crosse) by him to reconcile all things vnto himself, by him, I say, whether they bee things in earth, or things in heauen.
    Are you married? How many sons have you produced to fill the ranks of God's Army?
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

      Originally posted by Tim C View Post
      In the name of our dear Lord, I am pleased to be in this forum. I came to find Jesus as a very young person, hallelujah! My parents taught me everything I needed to know at the innocent age of 5, where I dedicated my life to Jesus and confessed all of my terrible sins I had committed up to that point and was sure to commit for the remainder of my wretched life until our Savior returns to bring us home. Praise be to the blood of the Lamb!

      Speaking of blood, that brings me to my favorite bible verse: Hebrews 9:22 "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."

      And that leads to another of my favorite verses: Exodus 29:36
      "Sacrifice a bull each day as a sin offering to make atonement. Purify the altar by making atonement for it, and anoint it to consecrate it."

      Tell me, do any other members here regularly conduct this activity which was so clearly written and commanded in the Holy Word? What an honor it is to participate in the shedding of blood in the name of our sweet Lord!
      Welcome to our forums! It's nice to "meet" you! Tell us, what church do you attend? In what manner do you best like to share the Good News with the people the LORD moves into your path?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Tim C
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2013
        • 15

        #4
        Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

        Thank you for the warm welcome. Clearly I have much to learn, but I am pleased to hear this news about sacrifice as my house has become overrun by steer carcasses. I can now put an end to this. Besides, I think we can all agree that Jesus' flesh and blood is much more desirable to God than the blood of mere beasts (or even muslins!).

        Regarding the King James Version, where might I access an online record of this translation for appropriate use?

        As for church and family, by the Grace of God, a proper woman has been betrothed and wedded to me. I have faith that God will give her the strength to bear many a son for me, who I will discipline and train to become warriors for Jesus, skilled in spiritual warfare, striking down Satan's minions every day. I mainly conduct church services for my family in our own home (over which I maintain a strict lordship, as directed by God).
        Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

          Well Tim, when I'm in a hurry and cannot recall the exact words (we can't all be as blessed as Pastor Zeke!), I go to the King James Online website. There you can read the entire Bible, or search for topics of interest.

          I hope I am not setting myself up for disappointment in imagining a True Christian™ in the making - may your sons all glorify the LORD like this dear child!



          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Tim C
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2013
            • 15

            #6
            Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Welcome to our forums! It's nice to "meet" you! Tell us, what church do you attend? In what manner do you best like to share the Good News with the people the LORD moves into your path?

            It is nice to "meet" you as well. It gives me pleasure to see you are "gushing for Jesus." May it be our continued hope that one day all mankind will get on their knees, taste... and see that the Lord is Good!

            When I come across the despicable unsaved, I employ the use of the Roman Road, a line of reasoning so simple and yet logically intact that both children and the erudite alike cannot resit its beckon call. And if I come across one whose heart has been so hardened against the Gospel, then I close my eyes, plug my ears and quietly intercede on behalf of their soul.
            Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.

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            • Tim C
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2013
              • 15

              #7
              Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Well Tim, when I'm in a hurry and cannot recall the exact words (we can't all be as blessed as Pastor Zeke!), I go to the King James Online website. There you can read the entire Bible, or search for topics of interest.

              I hope I am not setting myself up for disappointment in imagining a True Christian™ in the making - may your sons all glorify the LORD like this dear child!
              Just.... Wow. Ok. Well, I must say... words cannot express the pure admiration I have for this boy and the exceptional father who allows him this opportunity to be a bold messenger of God. Seeing the fervent manner in which he delivers the Truth to these lost, lukewarm, backsliding souls brings tears of joy to my eyes. I can only hope to raise up men (and women) of God half as devoted as this! Are you a parent? Do you have any tips on raising children?

              When the Lord decides to grant me children, I reckon I'll be sending them off to this place:

              Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                Originally posted by Tim C View Post
                Just.... Wow. Ok. Well, I must say... words cannot express the pure admiration I have for this boy and the exceptional father who allows him this opportunity to be a bold messenger of God. Seeing the fervent manner in which he delivers the Truth to these lost, lukewarm, backsliding souls brings tears of joy to my eyes. I can only hope to raise up men (and women) of God half as devoted as this! Are you a parent? Do you have any tips on raising children?

                When the Lord decides to grant me children, I reckon I'll be sending them off to this place:

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RNfL6IVWCE
                It is impressive, and renders the decent and moral man speechless, don't you think?



                I do have a great number of wonderful children and I don't mind sharing how the LORD has directed my own path. As a woman who is inspired greatly by Titus 2:2-4, I am happy to share the wisdom I have been so mercifully given.

                You can read about it here:

                Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 1284

                  #9
                  Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  ...
                  I hope I am not setting myself up for disappointment in imagining a True Christian™ in the making...
                  I feel it too Sister...Tim seems to shine with a light that can only come from Christ Himself.
                  sigpic

                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                  • Pim Pendergast
                    PHD - Theophysicist
                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3103

                    #10
                    Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                    Welcome, Tim. I take it from your avatar that you are musically gifted. What instruments do you play? How do you use your gift to glorify God?
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • Tim C
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                      Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                      Welcome, Tim. I take it from your avatar that you are musically gifted. What instruments do you play? How do you use your gift to glorify God?
                      Thank you Mr. Pendergast. How interesting that you made such an observation! On the contrary, I claim no gifts or special ability save but that which my dear Savior has granted me in his bountiful mercy and grace. However, I was taught from an early age that God demands not only our complete devotion and blind childlike faith in him, but also a fervent desire to worship his Holiness in fanatical song and dance with reckless abandon. For it was written by King David (the most skilled of worshipers, amirite!?) in Psalm 150:

                      Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
                      Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
                      Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
                      Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
                      Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
                      Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.

                      So as my avatar may suggest, I have been known to glorify God through song. So yes I admit it, I am a praise and worship MACHINE! Through no power of my own, only the Lord's, am I able to play the guitar, piano, bongos, triangle, egg shaker, cabassa, and the skin flute. But I assure you that all the glory goes to the Lord.

                      I see God has called you to the field of Theoscience. Whatever that is, may it bring Him glory as well. Maybe you could tell me about it sometime.
                      Proverbs 27:17 -- "Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." Yes pleeeease.

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                      • Pim Pendergast
                        PHD - Theophysicist
                        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 3103

                        #12
                        Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                        Originally posted by Tim C View Post
                        King David (the most skilled of worshipers, amirite!?)
                        You are right. Indeed King David was even known to dance half-naked before the Lord.

                        2 Sam 6:14-15 And David danced before the Lord with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod. So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the Lord with shouting, and with the sound of the trumpet.
                        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 999

                          #13
                          Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                          Tim, Praise God that He led you to His Favorite Forum. We welcome you in the name of Jesus and greet you with an holy kiss. Your spouse no doubt considers it a blessing to submit to you. Your photo suggests that any woman would submit to you - and that any man would respect the Godly way that you serve our Lord. How I would love to witness your abilities with the skin flute. Some shun this instrument, but I have always been interested in its intricacies. Is it true that it is best to alternate the amount of pressure with which you hold it, and as you slide across it that you should keep your lips moist and smooth? Where did you first learn to play?
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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #14
                            Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                            Welcome to God's favorite forum!

                            Originally posted by Tim C View Post
                            What an honor it is to participate in the shedding of blood in the name of our sweet Lord!
                            Amen to that! I shed animal blood for Jesus with my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter each and every day. Are you a shoot them through the head or a shoot them through the heart man?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 1284

                              #15
                              Re: Grace and Peace to you from God our Father

                              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                              ...Some shun this instrument, but I have always been interested in its intricacies...
                              My wife is a skilled skin floutist too. She has a great tonguing technique and strong embouchure and likes to hum as well to create interference patterns for interesting effects.

                              I like to look deeply into her eyes as she serenades me. It moves me greatly.
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                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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