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  • demoncooter
    Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
    • Feb 2014
    • 61

    #1

    About myself

    As you can see im 14 and i still go to school in England and I go to my local church of England and my favourite verse from the bible is all of them although I have some strange interpretations. I came to find jesus on here because I have some question I need answered
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  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #2
    Re: About myself

    Originally posted by Biblejokester View Post
    As you can see im 14 and i still go to school in England and I go to my local church of England and my favourite verse from the bible is all of them although I have some strange interpretations. I came to find jesus on here because I have some question I need answered
    You haven't even read the Bible have you? If you had, you would have a favourite verse. What is your name? Unless you just want us to call you "Joke".


    Now Joke, spew forth your questions.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: About myself

      No, you came here to try and sow seeds of doubt, and drag as many of us down to hellfire as you can.

      Go back and tell your master satan that we are protected by Christ's Holy BLOOD!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • demoncooter
        Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
        • Feb 2014
        • 61

        #4
        Re: About myself

        Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
        You haven't even read the Bible have you? If you had, you would have a favourite verse. What is your name? Unless you just want us to call you "Joke".


        Now Joke, spew forth your questions.
        Right first of all I have read the Bible and I don't have a favourite verse because I find the Bible set back in past ways. Also my name is Christina meaning "follower of christ" so dont judge me and doesn't the Bible say Don't judge others.
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: About myself

          Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
          Right first of all I have read the Bible and I don't have a favourite verse because I find the Bible set back in past ways. Also my name is Christina meaning "follower of christ" so dont judge me and doesn't the Bible say Don't judge others.
          Post the Bible verse that says that IN CONTEXT.
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          • demoncooter
            Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
            • Feb 2014
            • 61

            #6
            Re: About myself

            *** non-KJV wall of text removed ***
            Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 02-11-2014, 10:11 AM. Reason: Non KJV.
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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: About myself

              Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
              *** non-KJV wall of text removed ***
              KJV please, and select the one that best illustrates your point.
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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: About myself

                Fourteen, you say? Fourteen is such a splendid age to be, with your whole life ahead of you! My, my, my, I'm sure you have lots of questions. I know I sure did when I was your age.

                If you need anything, any little thing at all, you don't hesitate to ask your friend Faith Machine, OK?
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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #9
                  Re: About myself

                  Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
                  Also my name is Christina
                  I will not be participating in this thread.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Attila's Wife
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 1941

                    #10
                    Re: About myself

                    Originally posted by "demonjokester"
                    Today, 09:35 AM (UK time) some nonsense or other
                    Originally posted by "demonjokester"
                    Today 10:00 AM (UK time) yet more drivel
                    If you are 14 then perhaps you should put your (stolen?) phone away and pay attention to your lessons.

                    Proverbs 18:15
                    The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge;

                    And the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.

                    Are you by any chance from that school in Godless Blackpool? The one that Ofsted says "Requires Improvement"?

                    I will pray for you, dear.

                    YiC
                    AW
                    2 Timothy 3:16

                    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                    • Thinks Design
                      Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 366

                      #11
                      Re: About myself

                      Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
                      Right first of all I have read the Bible and I don't have a favourite verse because I find the Bible set back in past ways. Also my name is Christina meaning "follower of christ" so dont judge me and doesn't the Bible say Don't judge others.
                      Hello Honey, don't let any of these people get to you.

                      Even if it does not say so in the Bible, Jesus does love everyone. Religion is about what you decide is real, not what Bible says.

                      The meanies on this site will say that the only way we know anything about Jesus and God is from what the Bible says.

                      How does that make sense? The Bible says we should kill gay people. Does that make sense with what you have been taught about Jesus?

                      Baptist's would say that the Bible is the only source of knowledge we have about Jesus and God. But does that make sense when I know for a fact that my mum's best friend was convinced that Jesus wants us all to love each other?

                      She was such a caring woman that she could not have been lying. People on this site will say that the Bible has the facts about God, written down by men inspired by God to explicitly state His intent. But she once said something to me that really stuck: you can prove anything with facts, but we should believe what ever we feel like.

                      ThinksDesign.
                      I whore for Satan

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: About myself

                        Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                        Hello Honey, don't let any of these people get to you.

                        Even if it does not say so in the Bible, Jesus does love everyone.

                        *snip*
                        What a load of baloney.



                        If Jesus, who is the Son of God as well as BEING God (John 10:30) loves everyone, why did He make a Lake of Fire where He will cast everyone who doesn't follow His Commandments to the letter?

                        Helloooooo? Does that even make sense?



                        Yours in Christ (THE REAL ONE, NOT SOME HIPPIE POT-SMOKING "FLOWER POWER" CHRIST),

                        Zech
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                        • Mother Of Seven
                          True Christian™ with a quiverful
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 2243

                          #13
                          Re: About myself

                          Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                          I know for a fact that my mum's best friend was convinced that Jesus wants us all to love each other?

                          She was such a caring woman that she could not have been lying. People on this site will say that the Bible has the facts about God, written down by men inspired by God to explicitly state His intent. But she once said something to me that really stuck: you can prove anything with facts, but we should believe what ever we feel like.

                          ThinksDesign.
                          She wasn't a Christian though, was she? Christians believe in the Word of God as written in the Bible.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22898

                            #14
                            Re: About myself

                            Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
                            Also my name is Christina meaning "follower of christ"
                            As a child I had a turtle called "Fluffy." What's your point?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • demoncooter
                              Unsaved Trash, filthy obese repulsive godmocking whore
                              • Feb 2014
                              • 61

                              #15
                              Re: About myself

                              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                              If you are 14 then perhaps you should put your (stolen?) phone away and pay attention to your lessons.

                              Proverbs 18:15
                              The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge;

                              And the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.

                              Are you by any chance from that school in Godless Blackpool? The one that Ofsted says "Requires Improvement"?

                              I will pray for you, dear.

                              YiC
                              AW
                              Firstly my phone isn't stolen and you shouldn't assume anything I have is stolen because non of it is and I pay attention in lessons thats why im doing AS level re. Futhermore I am from England it doesn't matter what town really. Also which school are you talking about colligiate, bispham, palatine, highfield, unity or montgomery?.
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