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  • WithGodWeStand
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    • Feb 2014
    • 29

    #1

    Hello I am new.

    Hello everyone! I am new here. Your post are very nice to read. I want to learn how to serve the lord better in everyway I can. Reading the bible has helped but I need a real honest fellowship. I do not know if this is the right place for me or not. All that I know is to do exactly what the bible says to ensure my salvation.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hello I am new.

    Welcome.

    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

    Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

    New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

    We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.





    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Hello I am new.

      Where do you go to church, friend? What kind of hunting do you enjoy?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • WithGodWeStand
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 29

        #4
        Re: Hello I am new.

        I went to a good solid Baptist Church all my life growing up. Recently I left the church because they started to become more relaxed on their morals and let a young slut teach Sunday school class. This young slut made a good fellow friend have sex with her out of wedlock. I could not deal with the sin anymore and I left. This is why I am here.

        I raise my animals. I eat mostly lamb as I believe it is to be the purest of all the meats.

        As for hunting I do not hunt. I want to start but I am not exactly sure what to hunt. I wont eat deer because they are cloven hoofed.

        Any ideas?

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        • Mother Of Seven
          True Christian™ with a quiverful
          • Jan 2014
          • 2243

          #5
          Re: Hello I am new.

          Leviticus 11:2-7 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
          4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
          5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
          6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
          7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.


          Now the sheep is cloven hoofed as well as the deer. And both the sheep and the deer chew their cud. So the deer is one of God's chosen meats.
          Provided Joos don't eat camel or coney or hare or pigs.


          But then in the New Testament, Acts 10:11-13 And tsaw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: 12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. 13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.


          So, the Joos can't eat camel or coney or hare or pigs, but we can.

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #6
            Re: Hello I am new.

            Are you married, and how many sons do you have?
            What is your favourite verse from the Bible?

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            • WithGodWeStand
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 29

              #7
              Re: Hello I am new.

              I am not married as of yet. I am a virgin still at the ripe old age of 28. My mother raised me well even if at one point I was forced to live in a house of sin. I want to get married one day and I want it to be the best most beautiful women that the lord will bless me with.

              I want to have as many children as I can have.

              Gen. 1:28

              And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

              My favorite verse is...

              II Tim. 1:7

              For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

              A lot of times in my life a am fearful not only of the sin of this world but that one day I could be lured into Satan's trap. This verse helps give me strength. I also love the 4 gospels. I have read them so many times. It is so beautiful that we have them. That we can learn so much from them. I love being able to have a chance to get to know who Jesus is. I also love Jobe. He was tempted so much by Satan. I hope that if there is ever a day that god will test me as he tested Jobe, that I will do everything is accordance with God.

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              • Mother Of Seven
                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                • Jan 2014
                • 2243

                #8
                Re: Hello I am new.

                Do you fornicate?
                Exodus 22:16-17 16 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. 17 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.
                1 Corinthians 7:1-2 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


                Do you masturbate?
                Genesis 38:9-10 9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
                10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
                Leviticus 15:16 And if any man’s seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
                Matthew 5:28-30 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever llooketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. 29 mAnd if thy right eye * offend thee, npluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into ehell. 30 oAnd if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into ehell.


                Why are you not married? Are you fat and ugly? Are you deformed?
                Leviticus 21:17-21 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not rapproach to offer the * bread of his God. 18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a sblind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing tsuperfluous, 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or * a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be uscurvy, or uscabbed, or xhath his stones broken; 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to yoffer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

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                • WithGodWeStand
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Re: Hello I am new.

                  I am unmarried because I have a trust issue because of my rotten childhood. I have not Pleasured myself in over 8 years now. I admit it is hard not to make a quick glance at a women but I do my very best and constantly ask god to help me be strong and bring the right women into my life.
                  As for being deformed no I am not. I work out 5 days a week and I am very muscular. I see women checking me out a lot but they are not the women god has in mind for me they are trashy harlots with tattoos and crazy hair. I also live in a very small town. So it is few and far between.

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                  • Mother Of Seven
                    True Christian™ with a quiverful
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 2243

                    #10
                    Re: Hello I am new.

                    It strikes me as unusual why you complain about your childhood, yet you were brought up in a Baptist Church. Tell us more about your childhood.

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                    • Mother Of Seven
                      True Christian™ with a quiverful
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 2243

                      #11
                      Re: Hello I am new.

                      Why does your bride need to be beautiful? There are quite a few True Christians ™ here with wives who, ahem, are umm, let's put it this way, would not win Miss America. Provided your wife is a good Christian who knows her place, is not barren, takes pride in her home, never questions you and obeys you at all times, what does it matter? We (all good Christian women who are not harlots) are all the same with the lights out, we lie there and think of Jesus while our husbands do their thing.

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                      • WithGodWeStand
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                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2014
                        • 29

                        #12
                        Re: Hello I am new.

                        My father is a drunkard. My mother puts up with it to this day because its what the women is to do. My father is not the holiest of men. He was very excessive in Chasing me around the house when he got into his gluttonous alcoholic rampages. It just was not fun. I left early the house at 17 because of the sin. I now live by myself and devote my time away from work to trying to better myself as a good Christian.

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                        • WithGodWeStand
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                          • Feb 2014
                          • 29

                          #13
                          Re: Hello I am new.

                          My bride would have to look beautiful because I must have intercourse with her a lot. Looking the same with the lights out and all is fine but when I wake up in the morning next to a 300 pound whale everyday I might regret it. However I would be blessed to have a god fearing women.

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                          • Russell Holbeck
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 735

                            #14
                            Re: Hello I am new.

                            Hello WithGodWeStand.

                            A heavy woman can make babies just as easy as a smaller woman maybe even better. My wife was a small woman and she made 4 babies that worked out but she made some babies that did not work out she is dead now it was my fault.

                            Thank you.

                            Rusty
                            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                            • WithGodWeStand
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                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2014
                              • 29

                              #15
                              Re: Hello I am new.

                              Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                              Hello WithGodWeStand.

                              A heavy woman can make babies just as easy as a smaller woman maybe even better. My wife was a small woman and she made 4 babies that worked out but she made some babies that did not work out she is dead now it was my fault.

                              Thank you.

                              Rusty
                              To many babies too soon? I guess you make a great point.

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