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    Fellow Christians

    Hello friends,

    I was looking up techniques to get my youngest brother to stop masturbating, a current problem that he has begun to develop. Through my internet searches I stumbled upon this website and to say the least I was amazed that I could find so many like minded people ( I loved the icy-hot technique ).

    I belong to the First Baptist Church in Kirkland, Washington. Unfortunately it's a state full of hippies, homosexuals and liberals but I should be leaving this area sooner or later, I am just waiting to see what He has in store for me.

    My favorite section of the bible would be the First Corinthians, as I feel it lays down a very honest and true moral compass for all True Christians to follow!

    I think it's time I go and talk to my brother about his problem now, but I will be back to get involved in more Godly conversations as the days go on.

    Sincerely,
    Joseph.
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    Re: Fellow Christians

    Welcome to our forum friend and thanks for a decent introduction.

    I am sure if you use the search function you will find many, many threads on the dangers of self-rape and ways to deal with it.

    How many Soldiers for Christ has your wife born?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Fellow Christians

      Originally posted by BrotherJoseph View Post
      Hello friends,

      I was looking up techniques to get my youngest brother to stop masturbating, a current problem that he has begun to develop. Through my internet searches I stumbled upon this website and to say the least I was amazed that I could find so many like minded people ( I loved the icy-hot technique ).

      I belong to the First Baptist Church in Kirkland, Washington. Unfortunately it's a state full of hippies, homosexuals and liberals but I should be leaving this area sooner or later, I am just waiting to see what He has in store for me.

      My favorite section of the bible would be the First Corinthians, as I feel it lays down a very honest and true moral compass for all True Christians to follow!

      I think it's time I go and talk to my brother about his problem now, but I will be back to get involved in more Godly conversations as the days go on.

      Sincerely,
      Joseph.
      It is so wonderful to make your aquaintance! That's a pity about your brother, hopefully you can bring him 'round before he burns in hell for all eternity. It must be horrible to picture a sibling in that predicament. In times like these I think it's appropriate to quote these verses from our Godly King James Bible (1611)-

      Revelations 21:8
      8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their
      part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second
      death.


      Matthew 13:49-50
      49 So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, 50 And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

      Good luck with your brother!
      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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      • #4
        Re: Fellow Christians

        Originally posted by BrotherJoseph View Post
        I was looking up techniques to get my youngest brother to stop masturbating, a current problem that he has begun to develop.
        While the Mormons are wrong about pretty much everything, I found
        this absolutely inspiring. Just ignore the parts about the ridiculously bureaucratic and Mason-like hierarchy.
        Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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        • #5
          Re: Fellow Christians

          Originally posted by BrotherJoseph View Post
          Hello friends,

          I was looking up techniques to get my youngest brother to stop masturbating,.........I think it's time I go and talk to my brother about his problem now, but I will be back to get involved in more Godly conversations as the days go on.

          Sincerely,
          Joseph.
          Joseph, you go tell that homicidal pervert that every time he burps his filthy little worm he kills enough unborn babies to populate an entire world the size of earth.

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          • #6
            Re: Fellow Christians

            This is my first post or reply. So this is a test post/reply. To see what it looks like.

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              Re: Fellow Christians

              Originally posted by DonnaRosen View Post
              This is my first post or reply. So this is a test post/reply. To see what it looks like.
              Please start your own thread and introduce yourself.

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              • #8
                Re: Fellow Christians

                Welcome to God's favorite forum. I imagine you must work for that communist who runs Costco, living where you do. I was under the impression that they didn't allow Christians to work for that satanic company.

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  How many Soldiers for Christ has your wife born?
                  So far only one, but there's another one on the way!

                  Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                  Joseph, you go tell that homicidal pervert that every time he burps his filthy little worm he kills enough unborn babies to populate an entire world the size of earth.
                  I've tried the truth tactic with him, unfortunately it doesn't work and he continues.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Welcome to God's favorite forum. I imagine you must work for that communist who runs Costco, living where you do. I was under the impression that they didn't allow Christians to work for that satanic company.
                  Costco? Haha. That is a company full of homosexuals and ritualistic satanists. I would only go on their grounds to spread the word of God.

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