Re: Hello
Sister Llaria,
a big warm welcome from some of the finest Christians in GOD'S own country, I'm sure none of them meant to offend you but sometimes misunderstandings are inevitable and we forgive you for yours. I noticed that you went to great lengths to name all the things you goths don't do (eat babies, cut yourselves, etc) but blatantly missing from that list is the very real possibility that that pony daddy bought you for Christmas is also your boyfriend ~ that's okay, you're not the first depraved horsey whore to visit this fair Church and I doubt you'll be the last, for a sizable donation I can get you some really high octane Holy water that might help your mortal soul, of course it won't get you into Heaven but it will put you out of your misery quicker when you get to hell.
So pleased to be able to help, have a wonderful day.
Sister Llaria,
a big warm welcome from some of the finest Christians in GOD'S own country, I'm sure none of them meant to offend you but sometimes misunderstandings are inevitable and we forgive you for yours. I noticed that you went to great lengths to name all the things you goths don't do (eat babies, cut yourselves, etc) but blatantly missing from that list is the very real possibility that that pony daddy bought you for Christmas is also your boyfriend ~ that's okay, you're not the first depraved horsey whore to visit this fair Church and I doubt you'll be the last, for a sizable donation I can get you some really high octane Holy water that might help your mortal soul, of course it won't get you into Heaven but it will put you out of your misery quicker when you get to hell.
So pleased to be able to help, have a wonderful day.



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