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  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #16
    Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

    Originally posted by Magnolia View Post
    why salvation have ®?!?
    Because it should have an (r) . God is the only path to salvation. Many false churches claim to offer salvation, but only God's favourite church can truly offer salvation.

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    • Elijah Mee, PhD
      True Christian™ Brainiac
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 538

      #17
      Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

      Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
      I came from a baptist background but realized a talking snake was a bit out of order in my earliest of years(11).
      You were 11 when you realised that snakes don't talk? You are possibly what I like to affectionately call retarded.
      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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      • GayBronyAtheist
        Unsaved trash
        • Mar 2014
        • 2

        #18
        Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

        I would love to argue with all of you but there is literally no point because you lack the comprehension skills to know anything outside of your cult.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #19
          Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

          Originally posted by GayBronyAtheist View Post
          I would love to argue with all of you but there is literally no point because you lack the comprehension skills to know anything outside of your cult.

          Hi there! Welcome to our friendly forums! If you’d be so kind as to introduce yourself, we’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world. For your convenience, you can read this primer for noobs. If you'd like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scripture in which the LORD says it first. Please be courteous and mind your manners. If you find something offends you, refer to this helpful essay for advice. Professor Enobarbus explains Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Pastor Ed Lowman
            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
            Always kind and loving
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2011
            • 1838

            #20
            Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

            Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
            Give it your best shot. I fail to see why your site has been feeling the need to bash people of other religion, sexual orientation, lifestyle choices, etc.
            Why? We've already won (Romans 8:37; Rev 2:10). We're just waiting for the great feast of birds on the carcasses of the fallen unsaved, pending the final days of the Great Tribulation (see Matthew 24:21; Revelation 19:17-21).

            Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
            Let's see your true point of views.
            Just read any page on this board. Any page.

            Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
            I came from a baptist background but realized a talking snake was a bit out of order in my earliest of years(11).
            What's so out of order about a talking snake? I don't see anything wrong with it.

            Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
            Favorite verse? None really, they're all illogical.
            Oh yes, it's real logical to say that nothing made everything.



            Pastor Ed

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

              Originally posted by GayBronyAtheist View Post
              I would love to argue with all of you but there is literally no point because you lack the comprehension skills to know anything outside of your cult.
              Compelling stuff.

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              • Witch Hammer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 1717

                #22
                Re: I'm an irrational atheist, convince me.

                Originally posted by NaturalOutcast View Post
                Give it your best shot. I fail to see why your site has been feeling the need to bash people of other religion, sexual orientation, lifestyle choices, etc.

                Let's see your true point of views.

                I came from a baptist background but realized a talking snake was a bit out of order in my earliest of years(11).

                Favorite verse? None really, they're all illogical.
                If you had told your father of your doubt back then, he could have pounded the fear of God back into you with the rod of correction and saved you from an eternity of thrashing around in hellfire. What a shame...

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