Scotland signing in.

[daveyharko]

Been reading through the forum and have decided that since I am going to be spending eternity with y'all, I'd better say hello.

Still learning to walk, so give me both barrels

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Scotland signing in.


I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.




First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[KateSanders]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Been reading through the forum and have decided that since I am going to be spending eternity with y'all, I'd better say hello.

Still learning to walk, so give me both barrels

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

Welcome to God's favorite forums. I'm assuming Romans 10:9 is your favorite verse, correct? Do you have a wife? How many children have you produced? What church do you attend?

[daveyharko]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Good advice

[daveyharko]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Welcome to God's favorite forums. I'm assuming Romans 10:9 is your favorite verse, correct? Do you have a wife? How many children have you produced? What church do you attend?

Don't go to church...
7 children
married

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Why don't you go to church?
How many of your children are boys?

[Chewer]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Been reading through the forum and have decided that since I am going to be spending eternity with y'all, I'd better say hello.

Still learning to walk, so give me both barrels

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

What church do you attended? What is your favorite verse? Why does your title say scotland signing in? Your not eurotrash are you?

[daveyharko]

Re: Scotland signing in.

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this forum until I am worthy enough to post on it.

[Chewer]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Don't go to church...
7 children
married

Why don't ya go to church?

Hebrews 10:25 "Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching."

[James Hutchins]

Re: Scotland signing in.

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this forum until I am worthy enough to post on it.

I hope you know what God thinks of that.
Revelation 3:7
7 And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;

Proverbs 25:11
11 A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Scotland signing in.

I thought only Catholics were in Scotland. I hope you are not Catholic!


We don't worship Mary on this forum. We only worship Jesus!


Also, what sinful books have you burned lately?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Scotland signing in.

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this forum until I am worthy enough to post on it.

Welcome to our forums daveyharko. God has blessed the Scots and made a special place for them here in America. Owing to past problems with Cromwell, the Jacobites, and the Highland Clearances many of the Scots found their way here in the early days of our country.

The Scots (and Scots-Irish) are responsible for may fine American traditions, things like NASCAR, moonshine, red neck ingenuity, and championing Republican causes like low taxes.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Scotland signing in.

Been reading through the forum and have decided that since I am going to be spending eternity with y'all, I'd better say hello.

Still learning to walk, so give me both barrels

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

Davey,

Welcome to the greatest forum in the world!!!!! Now I have one question, are you a Northern or Southern Scot?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Scotland signing in.


Praise God for His many blessings! We are so happy to welcome you here, but I have to ask, are you a retarded?

It seems a bit feeble minded to join a forum only to say you aren't going to post there. It is true there is a well-deserved respect for True Christian(TM) men and True Christian(TM) women, but all are welcome as long as they follow the rules.

Don't squander the chance GOD has given you to find out more about His impeccable plan of salvation. We want to show you exactly what God is all about and just how free you will feel once you become a slave to His every whim and wish.

In Jesus,
NRL