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Re: The Introduction and Confessions of a Rotten Dane
Let me first apologize for my recent absentness which indeed has been due to the ongoing Euro-Trash Song Contest which currently infests my country.
This abomination that us Danes have brought upon ourselves by outgaying the rest of limb-wristed Europe at last year's perverse contest has already had several disastrous results this year. Most notable is the alarming fact that 85% of all the foreigners that have travelled to Denmark for the contest turn out to me disease carrying homersexurals!
My brother's friend who is a police officer could report that the every night this last week the streets have been overflowing with loud flamboyant queers dancing and singing their satanic verses without any hint of shame. Fortunately he was able to repel the ones making passes at him by emptying his maze in their bronzed faces and making his escape through the crowds by swinging his police rod (is that the name of it?) furiously at them. I shall pray for him as he ventures on patrol again tonight.
As I am sure you can deduct from the above any attempt of missionary with a diease infested mob of this size would be futile. I hope fellow suffering Danes, Eva Christensen and her husband, have made no such attempts themselves - God help them if they have.
However I must admit that this contest and its ability to attract the perverted like light does insects offers up a unique opportunity. With soo many pests gathered in one confined place one can only dream of the possibilities if one had the ressources to acquire and empty a large enough can of queer repellent into the disease filled nest that is Refshaleøen.
I hope you will pray for me tonight as I attempt to survive the homo climax that will sound throughout the streets of Copenhagen at tonight's finals.
God be with us all in these dark times.
Originally posted by Elmer G. White
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Perhaps you and the other Daniacs in this forum could do something about the Euro-Trash Song Contest
that I recently noticed. It is going to take place in your capital city of Antichristiania (my heart weeps
). It features homeysexuals and chimeric demons (Mark 4:15) from your country, Australia (I dared post the picture of this demon in the thread on God and your country, still deeply ashamed) and the Commie Nations in early May. This offers a nice venue to missionary work for your kind. What do you think?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
that I recently noticed. It is going to take place in your capital city of Antichristiania (my heart weeps). It features homeysexuals and chimeric demons (Mark 4:15) from your country, Australia (I dared post the picture of this demon in the thread on God and your country, still deeply ashamed) and the Commie Nations in early May. This offers a nice venue to missionary work for your kind. What do you think? Yours in Christ,
Elmer
This abomination that us Danes have brought upon ourselves by outgaying the rest of limb-wristed Europe at last year's perverse contest has already had several disastrous results this year. Most notable is the alarming fact that 85% of all the foreigners that have travelled to Denmark for the contest turn out to me disease carrying homersexurals!
My brother's friend who is a police officer could report that the every night this last week the streets have been overflowing with loud flamboyant queers dancing and singing their satanic verses without any hint of shame. Fortunately he was able to repel the ones making passes at him by emptying his maze in their bronzed faces and making his escape through the crowds by swinging his police rod (is that the name of it?) furiously at them. I shall pray for him as he ventures on patrol again tonight.
As I am sure you can deduct from the above any attempt of missionary with a diease infested mob of this size would be futile. I hope fellow suffering Danes, Eva Christensen and her husband, have made no such attempts themselves - God help them if they have.
However I must admit that this contest and its ability to attract the perverted like light does insects offers up a unique opportunity. With soo many pests gathered in one confined place one can only dream of the possibilities if one had the ressources to acquire and empty a large enough can of queer repellent into the disease filled nest that is Refshaleøen.
I hope you will pray for me tonight as I attempt to survive the homo climax that will sound throughout the streets of Copenhagen at tonight's finals.
God be with us all in these dark times.
. I think Sister Eva posted recently, she is probably in hiding but still among us. Sad times. Come RAPTURE! 
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