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  • Kill_Herodias
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    • May 2014
    • 17

    #1

    Prayers from the Dungeon

    Needless to say I am not really called Herodias or anything like it, but like so many I have found it necessary to hide my everyday identity to approach the chapel of the Lord.. I am a sister at a convent of the order of Carmel, somewhere in Scandinavia. If you want a less un-Christian name, I could be called Sister Stephanie. I always wanted to be a sister serving the Lord, and when I was seventeen my parents sold me to a nunnery in exchange for some cattle and Requiem masses for an aunt, which could only be said to fit my wishes and arguably those of the Lord as well. After training innhow to pray well and to serve well I was smuggled into another country a thousand miles away, thus landing in the convent where I am now, and essentially a slave.

    My simple and honourable life seemed to run as it had been planned, in the service of Christ our Lord, but last year I was beset with strange visions and dreams that indicated a conflict looming over the community. When I tried to explain and tell of these visions and omens to my sisters I was not well understood; perhaps I was too agitated but dark demons must have been at work too. A few months later the Abbess passed to a better life and a new lady was appointed to lead the little community. She instantly singled me out as her enemy, and while she set about changing some of the routines and purpose of the convent, she had Stephanie whipped, ordered to silence and finally tattooed as a special element of unrest. I was left hanging by my wrists, hooded and flogged in a cellar dungeon deep under the library to make me soften and obey her. I am proud to be suffering for the name of the LORD, but I do not want punishments like these to come over more of our sisters, and still less do I wish the divine punishment that could strike our sacred place. Last month I was returned some to my old life as a sister, though I am still being bound and whipped each Tuesday and Friday, and I began looking for men who walk behind the flame of God through the desert of Sinai. That is how I made contact with this church, which indeed looks like a haven of peace and piety led by men of God. I pray that you will deign to accept my presence under the protection of the LORD.

    I continue to pray for my persecutor, as Christ taught us, but most of all praying that she might be enlightened by true faith and mercy.
  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #2
    Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

    You have indeed had a hard life, Stephanie!
    What's your favourite verse from the Bible?
    And why have you chosen the 'Banned' avatar? People will assume you are banned from LBC, where it appears you are not.

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    • Kill_Herodias
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      • May 2014
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      #3
      Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

      Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
      You have indeed had a hard life, Stephanie!
      What's your favourite verse from the Bible?
      And why have you chosen the 'Banned' avatar? People will assume you are banned from LBC, where it appears you are not.

      Thank you for your charitable welcome, Mother of Seven. I should have found a more fitting avatar of course, but the only ones I could see on offer here did include the word "Banned" - except for the last one, a Martian-like creature that I really did not take to. Uploading an avatar of my own from here is difficult because of the security systems walling our network. I will try again though.

      My favourite word from Scripture is Psalm 46:1-2: "God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.
      Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea."

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      • James Ashton
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        • Apr 2014
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        #4
        Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

        Originally posted by Kill_Herodias View Post
        My favourite word from Scripture is Psalm 46:1-2: "God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.
        Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea."


        My heart was in my mouth when Mother of Seven asked that question. I was expecting some Satanic ramblings from Tobit or some other Catlick attempt at scripture.


        Is it simply a fluke that you've managed to quote from actual Scripture rather than some papist Latin ramblings from a book about Maccabees?

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        • Kill_Herodias
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          • May 2014
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          #5
          Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

          Originally posted by James Ashton View Post
          My heart was in my mouth when Mother of Seven asked that question. I was expecting some Satanic ramblings from Tobit or some other Catlick attempt at scripture.


          Is it simply a fluke that you've managed to quote from actual Scripture rather than some papist Latin ramblings from a book about Maccabees?
          I would never quote stuff like "Thou shalt not carry false whiskey for thy Major". Bootlegging is not to be accepted in any way.

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #6
            Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

            You might be better off without any avatar, than with that one. Many won't respond to you as they will assume that you are banned.

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            • Morton Weinstein
              Repenting jooboy
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              • May 2014
              • 107

              #7
              Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

              Stephanie,

              It is indeed unbelievable what you have endured. Surely God sent you here to find respite from your troubles and also so that the people of this forum can assist you in securing a place in heaven. I have come to the conclusion that only Landover Baptist Church knows what the Lord wants and they have an amazing grasp of what it truly means to follow Jesus Christ. From what I have found as I peruse the many educational posts, everyone should visit here. I hope you have a pleasant stay and that you are blessed by the knowledge of the True Christians(TM) as you seek salvation(R).

              Sincerely,
              Morton

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                Sorry, but papists are not allowed here. We run a Christian forum.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243

                  #9
                  Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                  Pastor Ezekiel, With respect this lady is being held against her will by the Mary-worshippers, and seeks an escape from them via LBC. I think she may be one ripe for the picking.
                  I believe she is ready to become an ex-Cathlick. Is that so, Stephanie?

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                  • Kill_Herodias
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                    • May 2014
                    • 17

                    #10
                    Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                    Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                    Pastor Ezekiel, With respect this lady is being held against her will by the Mary-worshippers, and seeks an escape from them via LBC. I think she may be one ripe for the picking.
                    I believe she is ready to become an ex-Cathlick. Is that so, Stephanie?

                    Is it your intention to regard me as an Ex-Con (ex-convict, ex-convent and ex-confessing)...??

                    I would rather like to see a revolution and purification of the convent I joined - and a halt to abuses such as unworthy people being ordained as abbesses.

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                    • Attila's Wife
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                      • Jul 2013
                      • 1941

                      #11
                      Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                      Originally posted by Kill_Herodias View Post
                      Is it your intention to regard me as an Ex-Con (ex-convict, ex-convent and ex-confessing)...??

                      I would rather like to see a revolution and purification of the convent I joined - and a halt to abuses such as unworthy people being ordained as abbesses.
                      Are you saying that you intend to remain a papist and just want us to help you "reform" your own convent? Because that is not going to happen!
                      2 Timothy 3:16

                      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                      • Mother Of Seven
                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 2243

                        #12
                        Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                        There is a whole sub-section of this forum devoted to Mary-worshipping papists and explaining why they are not Christians. I suggest young lady that you have a look over there. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=67

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                          Originally posted by Kill_Herodias View Post
                          I would rather like to see a revolution and purification of the convent I joined - and a halt to abuses such as unworthy people being ordained as abbesses.
                          I will pray with you!

                          Merciful and Powerful Jesus,

                          We just pray a Spirit of Revolution and Purification over the papists that have brainwashed Stephanie to believe that crackers and wine can magically turn into You even though they don't look, taste, smell, or resemble You in any discernable way, even under the microscope. We just pledge a hedge of protection around this whorehouse, that the surrounding countryside may be spared its unholy influences, that Satan himself would be strangled and even escape this den of iniquity. We just pray that You would unleash balls of fire upon this place and burn it to the very foundation, much like you did for Elijah (1 Kings 18:38). We just beg you on our knees for Your Sweet Justice and Mercy to pummel this brothel of sin, to cleanse the souls of the sinners that they may know and love and duly Fear You (1 Peter 1:7). Jesus, we just lift you up and Glorify You Here and Now! We just praise Your Holy Name, and Bless You and Love You and Adore You and Worship You and Keep You close in our hearts! Jesus, we just LOVE YOU and NEVER want you to pass another moment without being worshiped and glorified, as is Your right, as is proper to the Son of God who temporarily Died for Me! Thank You Jesus! Thank You Jesus! I Love You, Sweet, Beautiful, Jesus! Thank You! I Glorify You! I Adore You! Thank You!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Kill_Herodias
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                            Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                            Thank you Etheldreda, for graciously lifting this sinner up in your prayers. I will indeed remember that. I... - Oh no! I just learnt the Pope in Rome has canonized two former popes out of recent history, and now I am to be whipped extra severely with a hard knotted flogger made of heavy ship's hemp by that vile Abbess, to celebrate this event for the church. Those popes may have claimed they were infallible but they sure didn't do anything much for me and other rebels!

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                            • Attila's Wife
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                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941

                              #15
                              Re: Prayers from the Dungeon

                              Originally posted by Kill_Herodias View Post
                              Thank you Etheldreda, for graciously lifting this sinner up in your prayers. I will indeed remember that. I... - Oh no! I just learnt the Pope in Rome has canonized two former popes out of recent history, and now I am to be whipped extra severely with a hard knotted flogger made of heavy ship's hemp by that vile Abbess, to celebrate this event for the church. Those popes may have claimed they were infallible but they sure didn't do anything much for me and other rebels!
                              And yet they allow you access to the internet.
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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