[MitzaLizalor]

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You sound like my kind of woman.

Please stop tyrying to pick up Mrs Etheldreda she is not interested in you.

Now I am not completely ignorant of what happens in your cult so there is word here you might not fully understand. Well, you can't possibly understand. Mrs.

Christians have a requirement handed down here:

TITUS 1
4 To Titus, mine own son after the common faith: Grace, mercy, and peace, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ our Saviour.
5 For this cause left I thee in Crete, that thou shouldest set in order the things that are wanting, and ordain elders in every city, as I had appointed thee:
6 If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly.
KJV .. look up

..and after all how might an unmarried shepherd be able to advise regarding, or even understand, any marriage relationship? Romish perverts don't even want to be married in the first place. Who else would apply for a position under the job description of "o yeah an' you can't ever get married even though God Himself commands you to be fruitful and multiply this is Tarquin he has a lovely voice would you like to tutor him" and sure enough you would?

All levels of the clergy (except pope which is not mentioned at all in The Bible except perhaps Matthew 23:9)

et patrem nolite vocare vobis super terram unus enim est Pater vester qui in caelis est

..are required to be married. The reason is obvious. But not to you. Are you really a vestal virgin of Roman paganism?

[Father Keith O'Leary]

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You're confused, dear. The point of smashing a baby's brain up against a rock wasn't to feel happiness, it was to exact Godly Justice (Exodus 21:24) upon the enemy of the LORD who first did this to the Jewish babies (Isaiah 13:16). Besides, not only was Divine Justice served, an entire generation of cruel, God-mocking heathens were dismissed from the face of the earth. Who knows what kinds of horrors were prevented from such an act?

You sound like my kind of woman.

[endofdays]

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Mark, you sound like a hypocrite and you look a lot like chicken little...
I bet the ladies just swoon all over you...
I bet I'm more of a man than you'll ever be- even the men of your fantasies.
I recommend you get a life- dude.

[Basilissa]

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Endofdays doesn't even have the stones to post his mugshot so you can rest assured it aint apretty face.

You think he's an eunuch?

[Brother Mark Loman]

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This body of mine is just a physical shell anyways, our time here is just a blip on the radar compared to eternity. The real Mark has his focus and treasures in heaven, I could care less what some earthly hell bound heathen thinks about my appearance, (except on Sunday I want to look my best for Jesus).
Endofdays doesn't even have the stones to post his mugshot so you can rest assured it aint apretty face.

[JustGotSaved]

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Hey "Brother" Mark- bite me... And oh yeah, nice face haha

Please dont make fun of his face like that. Not everyone can be a Bible Stud.

And Mark, dont let him get to you.

[endofdays]

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Didymus- the last time I applied those verses to my life I almost wound up in jail. On the brightside I would have had lots of time to witness and read the good book.

[Didymus Much]

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...what kind of a message is that anyways, that violence solves violence? It's like two wrongs making a right...

You've heard the expression, "An eye for an eye"? Guess where that's from.

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Answer: Exodus 21:24, Deuteronomy 19:21, Leviticus 24:20

[endofdays]

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Did God really sacrifice his son if 3 days later they were back together? Technically he gave up spending a few days together but for all we know it was a refreshing break to get away from himself, err I mean his son. Not trying to minimize the gift the crucifixion but what kind of a message is that anyways, that violence solves violence? It's like two wrongs making a right.

I'm going to go for a nice nature walk and sing that beautiful song called Alleluah, you know, the one where that word is constantly repeated.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well Mary, I guess when you put it like that it does seem a little bit more just, but still I don't know what Gods obsession is with sacrificing/killing every living thing in sight- including his own son(himself) and babies that would have grown up to be heathens.

Those babies were not sacrificed, dear. A sacrifice denotes the act of giving up something that you want to keep especially in order to get or do something else or to help someone. The LORD sacrificed His Son for the sake of our Salvation. These babies, on the other hand, were not wanted, they were not dear. They were rendered extraneous flesh, not worthy of wasting the earth's resources to support. See the difference?

I wonder just what sick and twisted fantasies he has in store for those who go to hell. If smashing babies tender brains against a rock is true justice then I hate to be on his bad side.

No doubt! Now do you understand why we desire to see you saved from this fate? Now do you understand why we want to show you the value of worshiping Christ so you can avoid being on God's bad side? Why would anyone choose the path to damnation? It doesn't make sense!

Dear Lord Jesus, my heavenly father(who took my earthly father away at such a young age)- I come to you now humbled and broken. worthlessly wretched and filthy, and ask of your forgiveness. Please forgive me for my sins and come live inside my heart- spare me from my iniquities. I invite you in dear Lord,. show me thy way to your kingdom. In your heavenly name, amen.

Ah, sure feels good to know I'm back in his good graces and free of eternal hell, now wasn't that easy! It would be much tougher if I was required to do good works to get to heaven.

HALLELUJAH!

I look forward to worshipping the Good Shepherd with you, friend! Now that your soul has been washed clean with the blood of the lamb, and you have been made into a new creature, your life will change for the better! Sin will no longer tempt you! Satan will have no more hold over you! You have been freed from the bondage of self-love, and have chosen to love instead! Praise Jesus! Good things are going to start happening for you now!

[see_the_light]

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I wonder just what sick and twisted fantasies he has in store for those who go to hell. If smashing babies tender brains against a rock is true justice then I hate to be on his bad side.

.

And so you should!

He's a vengeful GOD (in his own words), so follow HIS rules.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[endofdays]

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Well Mary, I guess when you put it like that it does seem a little bit more just, but still I don't know what Gods obsession is with sacrificing/killing every living thing in sight- including his own son(himself) and babies that would have grown up to be heathens.

I wonder just what sick and twisted fantasies he has in store for those who go to hell. If smashing babies tender brains against a rock is true justice then I hate to be on his bad side.

Dear Lord Jesus, my heavenly father(who took my earthly father away at such a young age)- I come to you now humbled and broken. worthlessly wretched and filthy, and ask of your forgiveness. Please forgive me for my sins and come live inside my heart- spare me from my iniquities. I invite you in dear Lord,. show me thy way to your kingdom. In your heavenly name, amen.

Ah, sure feels good to know I'm back in his good graces and free of eternal hell, now wasn't that easy! It would be much tougher if I was required to do good works to get to heaven.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Some parts of it are cute like Jonahs whale and Noahs ark but other parts are just twisted like Lot throwing his daughters to be raped and dashing babies against rocks to feel happiness.

You're confused, dear. The point of smashing a baby's brain up against a rock wasn't to feel happiness, it was to exact Godly Justice (Exodus 21:24) upon the enemy of the LORD who first did this to the Jewish babies (Isaiah 13:16). Besides, not only was Divine Justice served, an entire generation of cruel, God-mocking heathens were dismissed from the face of the earth. Who knows what kinds of horrors were prevented from such an act?

[Brother Mark Loman]

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Go ahead and laugh it up Endofdays, the greater you persecute me the greater my reward will be in heaven. When I'm in heaven and your in hell I will enjoy looking down upon you. This face of mine was a gift from God and it has done me well in this life.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I do read it but only during my daily defecations.

Some parts of it are cute like Jonahs whale and Noahs ark but other parts are just twisted like Lot throwing his daughters to be raped and dashing babies against rocks to feel happiness.

This is why I am OK with going to hell because I've lost respect for Jesus, why is he such a coward and so bashful- he needs to come forth and say here I am. The whole part of faith and not works is also a joke. Maybe if I can get right on my deathbed I can make it into heaven but I'm willing to take my chances. Shoot, hell can't be that much worse than life is now.

I would have thought that Noah's Ark was inseparable from Noah's Flood which you earlier cited as evidence for God's "sadistic, twisted" nature.

Genesis 6:5-7 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them. KJV

Those pregnant women, babies, children etc. were evil. And not just any old evil. Nothing they even imagined was not evil. There was not a single moment when even a single baby had a single fleeting thought that was not evil. That is what continually means. Noah's family at that stage did not include any babies so we can be certain that the destruction brought down by God was appropriate and just.

God did not mention "cute" when He described the circumstances, then, for our education, now.

When Jesus returns He will be killing many billions of vile persons living as though there were no alternative to acting according to the venom introduced through Eve and communicated to us by Adam. Satan likes that. Satan likes evil babies and evil pregnant women and evil teenagers. Satan flicked that first domino and Eve (although she had not been named at that stage) seduced noble Adam into her newly "discovered" "dark side" but it was not there beforehand.

Satan put it there.

That is how God's perfection became envenomed, thereby infecting us all.