[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Actually, never mind

I want play, not work

I pity them and that only motivates me to the level of play

Your approach to this obviously requires some genuine hatred for fuel

So...yawn

Out

We are not interested to play with you, tiny one. We are here to PRAISE GOD!!!
Go to your mom.

1 Corinthians 13:11

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Hi and welcome. There are a few nice people on here anyway, lol, but brace yourself for lots of drama.

Thank you, it is kind of you to say so but I'm not looking for accolades from heathens today..

Luke 17
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

I am truly thankful for Jesus' awesome guidance.

Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me)

That overlooks the fact that Jesus required us to judge righteously. Which obviously is impossible if we don't judge at all.

You suggested that you've left the forum. Usually that means about ten pages of claptrap, numerous very long posts without paragraphs, ill-informed rants and general raving coming straight up. Other readers however might recall that Jesus is unambiguous and the passage recorded in Luke 17 is no exception. Here is the bit you quoted:

Luke 17
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
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That does not mean that God's Kindom is in your duodenum or something, although I know it is often out of context to suggest such an idea. Immediately before there is the episode of the lepers:

11–18 And it came to pass, as he went to Jerusalem, that he passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee. And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were lepers, which stood afar off: And they lifted up their voices, and said, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us. And when he saw them, he said unto them, Go shew yourselves unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they were cleansed. And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, turned back, and with a loud voice glorified God, And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him thanks: and he was a Samaritan. And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine? There are not found that returned to give glory to God, save this stranger.
19 And he said unto him, Arise, go thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.
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Many corrupted texts deliberately mistranslate verse 19 to set up verse 21 for the benefit of holistic healers, soothsayers, buddhists, shamans and others like that. In common usage the distinction is not often made outside of England and it's unimportant when ordering coffee and a walnut tart. But here we are being taught about eternal life. In the links anyone can see how the two verses are rendered, here are three of the worst deceptions in context:

WORLD ENGLISH BIBLE

LUKE 17
19 Then he said to him, "Get up, and go your way. Your faith has healed you."
20 Being asked by the Pharisees when the Kingdom of God would come, he answered them, "The Kingdom of God doesn't come with observation;
21 neither will they say, 'Look, here!' or, 'Look, there!' for behold, the Kingdom of God is within you."
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GOD'S WORD® Translation

LUKE 17
19 Jesus told the man, "Get up, and go home! Your faith has made you well."
20 The Pharisees asked Jesus when the kingdom of God would come. He answered them, "People can't observe the coming of the kingdom of God.
21 They can't say, 'Here it is!' or 'There it is!' You see, the kingdom of God is within you."
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AMERICAN KING JAMES VERSION

LUKE 17
19 And he said to him, Arise, go your way: your faith has made you whole.
20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God comes not with observation:
21 Neither shall they say, See here! or, see there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.
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Thy, Thee is singular. You is plural. Satan created confusion by influencing false translations from the original languages, Greek in this case, so that exactly the error highlighted above is made. The Kingdom of God was in The Law, at the time of speaking. It was supposed to be protected by such groups as the pharisees. Although they were a bunch of shysters and did not protect it, nevertheless that is where it was. Not in side any individual's abdomen, or chest or skull or anywhere else yoga teachers might insinuate when they instruct a class to find their centres. So what happened to the pharisees the chief priests and all the rest of that gormless charade?

JESUS SPEAKING

MATTHEW 21
43 Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof.
44 And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
45 And when the chief priests and Pharisees had heard his parables, they perceived that he spake of them.
KJV .. context

When was the last time anyone saw a pharisee? Evidence for fulfillment of Scripture and the truth of Jesus’ words.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Sister Mitza,

I don't think even a nice marsupial would have helped this one. Still, I remain prayerful that Christ softens the heart of this sinner and that he eventually joins us in Heaven's bright shores.

NRL

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Ladies,
I hear you reaching out.
It's sweet.

And I realize your men can't find your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] or [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] .

But that's the life you've chosen.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Ladies,
I hear you reaching out.
It's sweet.

And I realize your men can't find your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] or [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED] .

But that's the life you've chosen.

Go somewhere else with your porn. This is family friendly Christian forum where we PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

If we were not vile and wretched, we would not need to be ransomed and there are many strong in the faith who were rescued from the gutter by Jesus. Once rushing around, frantic to get somewhere but never knowing where it was.

With Jesus inside comes a new understanding. slow down. Take your time. Don't go rushing, just get all the power you can there and let's have lots of Glory.

From the depths of sin and sadness, you too may shed your heavy load.

•

From the depth of sin and sadness
To the heights of joy and gladness
Jesus lifted me, in mercy full and free;
With His precious blood He bought me,
When I knew Him not, He sought me,
And in love divine He ransomed me.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Not for me to say.

That should have been the first thing you said. Then i could have stopped right there.

But no, i had to go on and see thngs like, "Forgiveness. Nonjudgement. Love. Don't worry. Seek God (already inside me) with all my heart, soul and mind. "

Well, i cant argue with "forgiveness" (in the right circumstances), but non judgement? Of course we are to judge, and remember God definitely does!

"Love, seek God (already inside me) with all my heart..." I dont know, sounds kinda gay.


In Christ's Love,

Just Got Saved

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

I've received so many personal messages!
So much love!


To the MEN:
asking if I can train them up on Mysterious Lady Parts...
YES, I can do the training
but, NO, I will not accept low caliber ammo or squirrel meat as barter payment.
I live in IDAHO, not Iowa.
In IDAHO we shoot .223 and we eat elk.
In IDAHO it is go big or go home.


To the WOMEN:
Please.
I am living life of nonjudgement.
That being the case, I kindly ask you to quit sending photos.
Please.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Also, before I leave:

The American Flag symbol you credit one another with is incorrectly displayed.

Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.

STARS upper left ALWAYS.

Pathetic.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Malachi 4:1-3

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Also, before I leave:

The American Flag symbol you credit one another with is incorrectly displayed.

Real Americans know the STARS are always in the upper left regardless of whether the Stripes are horizontal or vertical.

STARS upper left ALWAYS.

Pathetic.

Please show me in the US Flag Code where it specifically talks about icon-sized digital representations of Old Glory.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Wouldn't that depend which side of the flag you were standing? I mean, if it were suspended in the middle of a room, or the middle of the street, rather than against a wall?

Or is that just my female visual-spatial deficiency talking?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

All I wanted was the Unsaved Trash moniker.

It took three swings to finally get it over the fence.

It didn't take anything. You were labelled as unsaved trash since you registered to this forum, since you are not a Christian. Try to pay at least little attention.

Out

Bye

Also, before I leave

Again? You gaysexuals aways make such a fuss about leaving. Just go, no need to be such a drama queen about it.

[Idiocy Incarnate]

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Solid question Wife of Atilla.
STARS upper left when the flag is displayed against flat, unmoving surfaces like a brick wall or like some minds.


Why so so so much focus of homosexuality?

You are really this fascinated with what other consenting adults are doing in their beds?

How can you be so fascinated with sex yet still know nothing about Mysterious Lady Parts?

Between your fascination with homers and your ignorance of female anatomy.....

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Introducing myself per instructions (almost)

Again? You gaysexuals aways make such a fuss about leaving. Just go, no need to be such a drama queen about it.

And right on cue, Dame Nellie Melba returns for yet another farewell tour.