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  • MaroneyBaloney
    Unsaved trash, teenaged scottish fag
    • Aug 2014
    • 52

    #16
    Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

    Oh I understand fully there's bias, but I like to give the benefit of the doubt.
    2 Thess 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

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    • Harsha Shah
      Curry slurping demon
       
      • Aug 2014
      • 321

      #17
      Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

      Originally posted by Maroney00 View Post
      Oh I understand fully there's bias, but I like to give the benefit of the doubt.
      Yes! Hello, friend. I am also new in this Forum. You are asking important questions and you are blessed in your polite manner. You are trying to find the truth, yes? I am personally willing to accept many truths. I am trying to say yes to them all, perhaps it is crazy, to accept all as truths even when contradictory. It is different from logic, yes? I hope this place will help us get answers.
      "Ecclesiastes 3:7
      A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
      Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

        Originally posted by Maroney00 View Post
        I'm Maroney00, and if you haven't seem my other posts and determined for yourself, I'm not much of a religious type. What I'm looking for in this forum is to defend others like myself who may have misstated their points, or simply were not well-spoken enough to defend their fair notions on these sometimes brutal discussion boards (when deserving of help). In addition, I also look to have my conceptions regarding the Christian doctrine fairly and logically challenged by the more educated individuals of this community to be effectively enlightened. I hope for good, friendly discussion in the future.
        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #19
          Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

          Perhaps our God denying visitor hasn't went full on atheist yet, so isn't feeling Satan's pull toward buggery and retardation. He may only be at the gaytard enabling level of denial where he makes silly claims about gays and retards being natural and deserving of rights.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #20
            Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

            Mercy me, but I don't recollect calling you a name.

            As for what God thinks of retards, read Leviticus 21 for goodness sake!
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • MaroneyBaloney
              Unsaved trash, teenaged scottish fag
              • Aug 2014
              • 52

              #21
              Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

              I'm guessing kum ba yah isn't on your most listened list.
              2 Thess 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #22
                Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                I'm guessing kum ba yah isn't on your most listened list.
                Certainly not. I don't speak Ebola.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • MaroneyBaloney
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged scottish fag
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 52

                  #23
                  Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                  Nor do you speak like a decent human being, apparently. In all my travels, I can't say I've ever run into someone who spoke Ebola.
                  2 Thess 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718

                    #24
                    Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                    Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                    Nor do you speak like a decent human being, apparently. In all my travels, I can't say I've ever run into someone who spoke Ebola.
                    Walk around Ferguson, Missouri tonight. All you'll hear is Ebolic gibbering among the looters.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • MaroneyBaloney
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged scottish fag
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 52

                      #25
                      Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                      Are you familiar with Ebola?
                      2 Thess 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

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                      • Des
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 2718

                        #26
                        Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                        Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                        Are you familiar with Ebola?
                        Do I look like a Wigger to you?
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717

                          #27
                          Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                          Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                          . In all my travels, I can't say I've ever run into someone who spoke Ebola.
                          Don't get your plaid miniskirt in a bind, haggis-breath. Once you have traveled more than a few feet from your mother's callused teats, you'll start encountering all kinds of foul and degenerate sub-breeds, aside from the Scots.

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                          • Pim Pendergast
                            PHD - Theophysicist
                            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 3103

                            #28
                            Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                            Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                            I'm looking to have my conceptions challenged.
                            Well, I was going to tell you about Jesus' miracles and His claims to be God's Son.

                            Jn 10:38 But if I do, though ye believe not me, believe the works: that ye may know, and believe, that the Father is in me, and I in him.

                            Jn 14:11 Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works' sake.


                            But then I read:

                            Originally posted by MaroneyBaloney View Post
                            My doubts are in the legitimacy of his claim as the son of God, as well as the legitimacy of his miracles.
                            You moved the goalposts before I even got a chance. You ask to have your conceptions challenged; you ask for evidence . . . and then you preemptively say you doubt our only evidence -- Jesus' miracles and His claims as described in the Bible. These are the kind of tactics people use when they don't really want to listen.

                            Well, the burden of proof is on you. If you doubt the accuracy of the Bible, prove that the Bible is inaccurate. Naturally, I doubt the legitimacy of any scientific or historic evidence that seemingly contradicts the Bible.
                            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941

                              #29
                              Re: Introduction, as per the forum rules

                              Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                              You moved the goalposts before I even got a chance. You ask to have your conceptions challenged; you ask for evidence . . . and then you preemptively say you doubt our only evidence -- Jesus' miracles and His claims as described in the Bible. These are the kind of tactics people use when they don't really want to listen.

                              Well, the burden of proof is on you. If you doubt the accuracy of the Bible, prove that the Bible is inaccurate. Naturally, I doubt the legitimacy of any scientific or historic evidence that seemingly contradicts the Bible.
                              Dr Pendergast, our dear Pastor J C Manning has already taken a great deal of time out of his busy schedule and laid down the gauntlet of Truth before Miss Baloney. I would like to think that she is busy trying to respond to his challenge, but fear that she has simply run away, crying.

                              It is most discouraging. However,

                              Galatians 6:9 And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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