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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #1

    hello again

    I know I left on a bad note, but if I promise to be nice can I post again here?
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: hello again

    I don't know you but this seems to make you look like a fannybagger.

    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: hello again

      Dwayne, are you still on the drugs? Have you offered your perverted life to Jesus?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Dwayne DeKalb
        Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
        • Nov 2006
        • 156

        #4
        Re: hello again

        The only drugs i was on were the drugs the doctor gave me. I listened to Tom Cruise and i'm drug free with Sceintology!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: hello again

          I see the promise to be nice didn't last very long.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: hello again

            Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
            The only drugs i was on were the drugs the doctor gave me. I listened to Tom Cruise and i'm drug free with Sceintology!
            Scientologists can't even spell their own cult's name right!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22875

              #7
              Re: hello again

              HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
              Saint Hill Manor,
              East Grinstead, Sussex

              HCO BULLETIN OF 16 SEPTEMBER 1978
              ISSUE III
              LIMITED
              DISTRIBUTION
              Advanced Courses
              Specialist
              Checksheet
              ACS Auditors
              ACS C/Ses
              NED for OTs Series 31
              C O N F I D E N T I A L
              THE THETAN HAND TECHNIQUE
              There’s another process of getting rid of BTs and clusters. It is not always that magnificent but it is sometimes functional.

              What you do is mock up a “thetan hand” and using the edge of it as a sort of knife, you pass it between the body and black masses and sever them off. These masses are attached to the body by strings or lines or suction cups or beams. You sever the line or string holding them to the body. Sometimes the mocked up hand departs with them, because after all it was mocked up and it would of course vanish.

              COMPOSITE MASSES AND LAYERED CLUSTERS
              You use this technique - the “thetan hand” - to separate ridges and masses, or to split up opposite masses. Two or more ridges may be jammed together into a mass, sometimes there are layers upon layers of clusters. Pass the “thetan hand” between them, between two ridges, or masses or layer of clusters to sever the connection and split them up into separate pieces, which can then be blown, one piece at a time.
              I thought you would like to know the Thetan Hand Technique and the Composite Masses and Layered Clusters. (Whatever that is!!) Perhaps you can explain it to us.

              The Library at Landover (Section 142/5503/E for Restricted Material – a section that dwarfs all others) has copies of all madman Hubbard’s instructions on how to relieve the gullible of money and give them a pointer to Hell.

              From the so-called "church" of Scientology, this information would cost over $70,000 and you have to be a Thetan to read it – perhaps you could see your way to donating via the shiny PayPal button, as you've got it for free?

              Once you have realised what garbage this is, I suggest that you make best friends with Baby Jesus.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: hello again

                Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                The only drugs i was on were the drugs the doctor gave me. I listened to Tom Cruise and i'm drug free with Sceintology!
                From pathetic to despicable in just a few weeks. You're just as hellbound, either way.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #9
                  Re: hello again

                  What's next? Cannablism? Maybe you can be the world's oldest Emo?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: hello again

                    Maybe he can tell us the secret to the Vulcan nerve pinch if we let him back?
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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