New member from France

[Alvin Moss]

Re: New member from France

Welcome then, Frenchman.

You have not made clear your position vis a vie the Lord God. Are you Christian?

I must admit that I have been under the impression that there were no Christians in your wine bibbing country. I expect your vision has been damaged by now, due to all the cigarette smoke.

If you can still see to read this, we'd like to know about your life as a Christian in godless France, if you are a Christian, that is.

God Bless!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: New member from France

Praise the Lord and Welcome

The Lord told me once in an auditory vision (I know, it seems confusing, but the LORD is great and amazingly innovative) that the French are capable of being pleasing in His sight, but many simply refuse to relinquish the sin that pervades that godless, weak, wimpy, and strange country.

The pathway to Christ lays here before you. I hope you will continue to walk it with an open mind. Since Jesus has the ability to change you completely, it is urgent that you approach Him with repentance and appreciation, begging Him to make you more like an American, which thereby automatically makes you more attractive to God.

BrotherLarry

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New member from France

What is this about you beating gays? Scripture says to obey local laws. I sure hope you're not one of those chavs I've heard so much about in your country. Such nasty people!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: New member from France

Welcome! I look forward to seeing you soon! While occasionally I struggle with quoting Scripture constantly (as you can see, I am not a True Christian and a woman), it is such a wonderful Godly habit that with lots of prayer and love from my father and fiance, I have improved. As you know Schipture "is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105 and "is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works." 2 Timothy 3;16-17.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New member from France

Hi Fellow christian,

I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.

Dear Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us your name, age, and church. We would all be interested in hearing about your history of vile sins. How many times have you been gay raped and gay married? Is normal marriage even allowed in godless France?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: New member from France

The brazen sinfulness of the French is mind boggling to me. I cannot understand why Jesus has not yet turned the entire country into a giant compost pile for practical reasons as well as righteousness. Anyway, since you are from such an uncivilized place, you may not be aware that decent communities refrain from gutter talk. Here at Landover Baptist Church forum, we have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. Please choose your words wisely, and it never hurts to provide the accompanying Scripture to support your opinions.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: New member from France

Mon Dieu, quelqu'un de la France! As you can see from my signature, I visited your country recently. I am very sorry that you have to live in that nest of sin! You seem to have quite a few admirable qualities and you care for your country that is on the brink of a total disaster of SIN!

If I may, I'd like to know how you fight the worst plague in France, the catholic false Christian faith? As far as I know, the cat lick conspiracy is still going strong over there! I hope you were not abused on a constant basis during your formative years!

Revelation 19:20
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

In my opinion, the above verse fits very well to the cat lick practice of 'saints', don't you agree?

Well, bienvenue.


Que notre Seigneur Jésus soit avec vous!

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Re: New member from France

Hi Fellow christian,

I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.

Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum!

What a great introduction! One small thing: we use the King James version of the Bible, so your favorite verse actually is:

Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

[God5ever]

Re: New member from France

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a respectable, delightful young man. Tell us, how do you most enjoy shaming sinners today?

Wow already a response .

As you know France is pretty crowded with [EUPHEMISM FOR NEGRO REMOVED], sand [EUPHEMISM FOR NEGRO REMOVED] and recently queer think who thik they can sin in front of my eye.

So i take part in action against them and to educate them i offer my service to let people discover the word of our lord.

I also don't hesitate to denounce some of them who a disrespectful against our lord by spiritual and sometime more direct solution.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: New member from France

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a respectable, delightful young man. Tell us, how do you most enjoy shaming sinners today?

[God5ever]

Hi Fellow christian,

I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.