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  • God5ever
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2014
    • 2

    #1

    New member from France

    Hi Fellow christian,

    I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

    My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

    One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

    Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

    But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

    P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: New member from France

    Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a respectable, delightful young man. Tell us, how do you most enjoy shaming sinners today?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • God5ever
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2014
      • 2

      #3
      Re: New member from France

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a respectable, delightful young man. Tell us, how do you most enjoy shaming sinners today?
      Wow already a response .

      As you know France is pretty crowded with [EUPHEMISM FOR NEGRO REMOVED], sand [EUPHEMISM FOR NEGRO REMOVED] and recently queer think who thik they can sin in front of my eye.

      So i take part in action against them and to educate them i offer my service to let people discover the word of our lord.

      I also don't hesitate to denounce some of them who a disrespectful against our lord by spiritual and sometime more direct solution.
      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-23-2014, 03:20 PM. Reason: Removed racist language

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12974

        #4
        Re: New member from France

        Originally posted by God5ever View Post
        Hi Fellow christian,

        I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

        My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

        One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

        Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

        But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

        P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.
        Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum!

        What a great introduction! One small thing: we use the King James version of the Bible, so your favorite verse actually is:

        Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10269

          #5
          Re: New member from France

          Mon Dieu, quelqu'un de la France! As you can see from my signature, I visited your country recently. I am very sorry that you have to live in that nest of sin! You seem to have quite a few admirable qualities and you care for your country that is on the brink of a total disaster of SIN!

          If I may, I'd like to know how you fight the worst plague in France, the catholic false Christian faith? As far as I know, the cat lick conspiracy is still going strong over there! I hope you were not abused on a constant basis during your formative years!

          Revelation 19:20
          And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

          In my opinion, the above verse fits very well to the cat lick practice of 'saints', don't you agree?

          Well, bienvenue.


          Que notre Seigneur Jésus soit avec vous!

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: New member from France

            The brazen sinfulness of the French is mind boggling to me. I cannot understand why Jesus has not yet turned the entire country into a giant compost pile for practical reasons as well as righteousness. Anyway, since you are from such an uncivilized place, you may not be aware that decent communities refrain from gutter talk. Here at Landover Baptist Church forum, we have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. Please choose your words wisely, and it never hurts to provide the accompanying Scripture to support your opinions.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: New member from France

              Originally posted by God5ever View Post
              Hi Fellow christian,

              I'm so grateful such a place exist, let me introduce myself, i'm a new member of your awesome community but before that i used to be a porn addict and a masturbation addict i was not a pro life and clearly destined to hell.

              My parents give me the wrong education but since i quit there house and stop talked to her i have discovered our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

              One thing leading to an other i discovered the true meaning of being christiant during a trip in the USA in a baptist church, and now i pray every day to forget all my past sin.

              Don't hesitate to be rude to me.

              But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Rom5:8

              P.S : it's been two year i stop masturbation/porno i also participate it "la manif pour tous" a french movement to stop queer ( i also beat some of them) and i'm clearly for an intervention in barbaric country who was disrepectful to our lord.
              Dear Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey;

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us your name, age, and church. We would all be interested in hearing about your history of vile sins. How many times have you been gay raped and gay married? Is normal marriage even allowed in godless France?

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 1330

                #8
                Re: New member from France

                Welcome! I look forward to seeing you soon! While occasionally I struggle with quoting Scripture constantly (as you can see, I am not a True Christian and a woman), it is such a wonderful Godly habit that with lots of prayer and love from my father and fiance, I have improved. As you know Schipture "is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105 and "is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works." 2 Timothy 3;16-17.

                Yours in Christ,
                Elizabeth
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: New member from France

                  What is this about you beating gays? Scripture says to obey local laws. I sure hope you're not one of those chavs I've heard so much about in your country. Such nasty people!
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                  • BrotherLarry
                    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2254

                    #10
                    Re: New member from France

                    Praise the Lord and Welcome

                    The Lord told me once in an auditory vision (I know, it seems confusing, but the LORD is great and amazingly innovative) that the French are capable of being pleasing in His sight, but many simply refuse to relinquish the sin that pervades that godless, weak, wimpy, and strange country.

                    The pathway to Christ lays here before you. I hope you will continue to walk it with an open mind. Since Jesus has the ability to change you completely, it is urgent that you approach Him with repentance and appreciation, begging Him to make you more like an American, which thereby automatically makes you more attractive to God.

                    BrotherLarry
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #11
                      Re: New member from France

                      Welcome then, Frenchman.

                      You have not made clear your position vis a vie the Lord God. Are you Christian?

                      I must admit that I have been under the impression that there were no Christians in your wine bibbing country. I expect your vision has been damaged by now, due to all the cigarette smoke.

                      If you can still see to read this, we'd like to know about your life as a Christian in godless France, if you are a Christian, that is.

                      God Bless!
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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