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  • #16
    Re: How many of you all attend church?

    Oh great. A poor.

    Here's a Bible verse for you. Tithe until it hurts, friend. And even then, don't stop. That Heavenly Reward™ isn't going to earn itself!

    Mark 12:41-44
    And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
    And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
    And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
    for all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #17
      Re: How many of you all attend church?

      Mor...

      Mor-who-ni?

      Um...

      I can't find a Mormoni anywhere in my King James Bible.

      Is this some kind of Swedish translation you're reading?
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      • #18
        Re: How many of you all attend church?

        You do know, I presume, that Joseph Smith was a convicted fraudster. Convicted just 4 years before he published his infamous book.
        You do know, I presume, that one his wives was just 14.
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        • #19
          Re: How many of you all attend church?

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          You do know, I presume, that Joseph Smith was a convicted fraudster. Convicted just 4 years before he published his infamous book.
          You do know, I presume, that one his wives was just 14.
          Typical hucksters to rely on an illogical text for the bases of a so called religion who's authenticity lies entirely on the claims found in it's own pages.

          Why would anyone take it seriously?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #20
            Re: How many of you all attend church?

            Originally posted by lovinTexas7 View Post
            My favorite bible verse is mormoni 10:4"blasphemy deleted."
            .

            You owe me a new keyboard...and a refill.
            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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            • #21
              Re: How many of you all attend church?

              I'm sorry for all the commotion. I just wanted a place to post and meet new people. Meeting new people always helps me feel positive and happy.

              Like I mentioned earlier, I met some wonderful folks during a recent church fundraiser. We had a beautiful hand crafted work of art built in our facility. It was sculpted with an image of Jesus Christ including the names of donators.

              Anyone else have any unique artwork in there church?
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • #22
                Re: How many of you all attend church?

                Originally posted by lovinTexas7 View Post
                ...Anyone else have any unique artwork in there church?
                I heard Pastor Ezekiel was thinking of picking this up for the lobby, but it clashed with the rug:

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                • #23
                  Re: How many of you all attend church?

                  Originally posted by lovinTexas7 View Post
                  I'm sorry for all the commotion. I just wanted a place to post and meet new people. Meeting new people always helps me feel positive and happy.

                  Like I mentioned earlier, I met some wonderful folks during a recent church fundraiser. We had a beautiful hand crafted work of art built in our facility. It was sculpted with an image of Jesus Christ including the names of donators.

                  Anyone else have any unique artwork in there church?
                  the pope?

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                  • #24
                    Re: How many of you all attend church?

                    Originally posted by lovinTexas7 View Post
                    I'm sorry for all the commotion. I just wanted a place to post and meet new people. Meeting new people always helps me feel positive and happy.

                    Like I mentioned earlier, I met some wonderful folks during a recent church fundraiser. We had a beautiful hand crafted work of art built in our facility. It was sculpted with an image of Jesus Christ including the names of donators.

                    Anyone else have any unique artwork in there church?
                    You appear to be trying to change the subject, friend.
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                    • #25
                      Re: How many of you all attend church?

                      I'm sorry for all the commotion. I just wanted a place to post and meet new people. Meeting new people always helps me feel positive and happy.

                      Like I mentioned earlier, I met some wonderful folks during a recent church fundraiser. We had a beautiful hand crafted work of art built in our facility. It was
                      sculpted with an image of Jesus Christ including the names of donators.

                      Anyone else have any unique artwork in there church?
                      Let's see what Jesus thinks about that:

                      Deuteronomy 5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth: KJV


                      So regardless of what you do with it God is very clear. Do not make statues of any type. Engraved? God says NO. Made in some other way? God says NO. What about a statue of a bird done in wood? God says NO. Or a tasteful puce and orange crescent moon done in agate & onyx with lasers? God says NO.

                      Jesus is God. How do you think Jesus feels when He sees that idol? Well we don't need to guess. This subject comes up more than any other in The Bible and I will just post one reference which you could perhaps show to your priest. Expect him to lie and you will not be disappointed.

                      Habakkuk 2:18-20 What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols? Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it. But the LORD is in his holy temple: let all the earth keep silence before him. KJV


                      No temple or church or any other place of worship to do with God has a carved or engraved image in it. Especially not a statue of Jesus, who is Himself God. Whether you bow before it or touch it hoping for magic vibes or look at it and hpoe for a miracle or don't look at it at all is not the point. Jesus has told us not to do that, sure.

                      But just to MAKE one is described by God as ABOMINATION and however many cups of coffee you are given and however nice the people seem to be if there is ANY statue the place you are in is NOT a church.

                      God calls it an ABOMINATION and when Jesus returns He has PROMISED to kill everyone who associates with carved images of any description. If your "church" teaches something else it has nothing to do with Jesus.

                      How can it? It is doing the VERY THING He said not to do.

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                      • #26
                        Re: How many of you all attend church?

                        Yes, Sister, I believe that it is God's will that there will be some smiting.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • #27
                          Re: How many of you all attend church?

                          Hi..Hows everyone doing today?
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #28
                            Re: How many of you all attend church?

                            We're doing just fine, though I was kept up most of the night with phone calls asking why a Mormon is polluting the board.

                            One guy wanted to know if they had given you the "magic underwear" yet - have they?
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                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #29
                              Re: How many of you all attend church?

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              We're doing just fine, though I was kept up most of the night with phone calls asking why a Mormon is polluting the board.

                              One guy wanted to know if they had given you the "magic underwear" yet - have they?

                              We scattered those Mormans over at the Yearning For Zion Ranch some time back and we locked up their Prophet in the jailhouse over in Huntsville. Evidently, some of them got away, but we are looking for this one now.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #30
                                Re: How many of you all attend church?

                                I'm not a Mormon, the verse was a copy and paste typo that I just noticed.

                                I came here to talk about who here participates in fundraising for there church. It's a fantastic way to support faith and the community.


                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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