[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

You people think solely of yourself and that your actions will not harm anything. when our ozone layer is depleted and we are burning alive from over heating of the earth then will you turn to your faultless god and ask why as your cook in your "godly" suvs?

We don't need to worry about all that. Jesus will be visiting us soon enough, and He'll fix everything. Shout GLORY!

1 Thessalonians 5:1 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you. 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

[SUV]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

That is a shocking allegation to make against our dearly beloved Sister Sue Ursula Vera! Take it back at once!

What is your obsession with poor SUV? Yes, she's a godly woman and an excellent cook, what of it?

Bless you again, Brother, for your noble defense of A Christian Lady

But Friends, I'm Puzzled™ - I never cook in my SUV, I only get takeouts from WholeHog&Cracklins Barn and maybe, only sometimes - BigFatBoyBurger Joshua's.

Truly, I am getting so confused! I just Hope and Pray he doesn't bring up that sordid "Squanto" Affair again because I AM SO OVER THAT!!!

[HemlockHomo]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Bro Ill say what i please cause honestly you people dont scare me. Ill say what i believe in and i dont care what people have to say against it. If im the only one who believes what i believe than so be it.

and here is the ozone layer. http://www.oar.noaa.gov/climate/t_ozonelayer.html
show me your squanto

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Bro Ill say what i please cause honestly you people dont scare me. Ill say what i believe in and i dont care what people have to say against it. If im the only one who believes what i believe than so be it.

and here is the ozone layer. http://www.oar.noaa.gov/climate/t_ozonelayer.html
show me your squanto

What does any of that have to do with Jesus? I understand your type always ruin Thanksgiving, but do you really have to try and ruin Christmas as well?

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

...Ill say what i believe in and i dont care what people have to say against it...

Now define "closed-minded extremist".

[HemlockHomo]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Didymus, if you want me to define close-minded extremist ill just need to hand you a mirror.
And how does an atheist ruin a non-christian holiday? Thanksgiving is the celebrate Christopher Columbus discovering American even though we should celebrate Leaf Ericson's discovery as he discovered it first.

[SUV]

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show me your squanto

Pastors, PLEASE! He's making me feel so DIRTY!

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Didymus, if you want me to define close-minded extremist ill just need to hand you a mirror...

I listen to what people are telling me and ask questions. You barge into a Christian discussion forum and start telling others what they should believe, while tolerating no criticism of your poorly thought-out theology. And I'm the closed-minded one? Riiight.

...Thanksgiving is the celebrate Christopher Columbus discovering American...

Ok, Einstein. What do you think Columbus Day is?

Wikipedia is your friend.

[HemlockHomo]

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Thanksgiving thing was my fault. I forgot what it was. Its a day to give thanks to everything in your life. I apologize for that mistake. I don't know what i was thinking. Sorry.

I am not telling you what to believe i am saying what i believe. You choose to listen to wht i have to say. You just sit there and refuse to even consider what im saying. I have considered what you say years ago but i changed and i didnt need your beliefs anymore.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Didymus, if you want me to define close-minded extremist ill just need to hand you a mirror.

Dear Retard:

After all this time, have you still not figured out that Didymus Much is our pet atheist?

[HemlockHomo]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

I have figured it out but he is still on your side of this argument and he still treats me like shit. now dont you think theres something wrong with that?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

And how does an atheist ruin a non-christian holiday? Thanksgiving is the celebrate Christopher Columbus discovering American even though we should celebrate Leaf Ericson's discovery as he discovered it first.

Atheists hate America. Thanksgiving is an American holiday, and therefore a Christian holiday, because America is a Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended.

I am not telling you what to believe i am saying what i believe. You choose to listen to wht i have to say. You just sit there and refuse to even consider what im saying.

OK, I'll consider what you're saying.


There you go, I have now considered what you're saying.

It's nonsense.

Dear Retard:

After all this time, have you still not figured out that Didymus Much is our pet atheist?

To be fair, atheists are close-minded extremists, so he's pretty much spot on there.

I have figured it out but he is still on your side of this argument and he still treats me like shit. now dont you think theres something wrong with that?

No, try as I might, I cannot see anything wrong with that.

[SUV]

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"HemlockHomo"

(He comes here to brag about these double horrors?)

Allow GrammaR Sue Vera to parse this phrase.....

"Hemlock" - Are you advocating suicide? Do you think we are affiliated in any way with the (Dead) Cult of Doh? My GOD, this is the worst sin of them all!

"Homo" - The only context this could ever be Good in is if it refers to milk, which is White, White, Baby!

[HemlockHomo]

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I am a Proud citizen of the United States. I fucking love this country. I wouldnt want to live anywhere else. Dont jump to assumptions that i hate this country cause your dead wrong. i will fight for this country until i die.
If i was close minded would i notice my mistakes when you point them out and apologize and correct them if i could? Would i sit here and listen to what you have to say? Would i have went 16 years of my life learning a whole religion?

[SUV]

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All Right. And it had better be. I see that sadly, once again, this is really all about my having won the Shower with Jesus contest after Brother Harry entered me and it wasn't until well into the soaping-up that I realized this "Jesus" was actually a dirty (very!) messicant. Or maybe even some kind of guatamolean or chilly person.

Will no one ever let a Christian Lady Live this down? Do we have to continually harp upon it year-after-year when I could be better Spending my time at the Gift Exchange counter?