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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

    You know who else refused to celibate Thanksgiving?

    HITLER!!!

    If atheists get their way SS Storm troopers will be embedded into EVERY home in America to make sure we don't give thanks to the Lord.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #17
      Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      HITLER!!! If atheists get their way SS Storm troopers will be embedded into EVERY home in America to make sure we don't give thanks to the Lord.
      I Believe It™ Hitler even went out of his way to ruin Christmas for a poor young Soldier

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      • JWforever
        Unsaved trash, Jehovah Witless
        • Oct 2011
        • 19

        #18
        Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

        Thanksgiving and athiests are the same thing. Immoral. No where in the bible does it say to only thank Jehovah one day of the year. Yet you part time christians get all excited about praising god one day of the year. Try being a real christian like a jw and go preach to people on thanksgiving. That's one time you will know you are being persecuted for being god's chosen one

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Originally posted by JWforever View Post
          Thanksgiving and athiests are the same thing. Immoral. No where in the bible does it say to only thank Jehovah one day of the year. Yet you part time christians get all excited about praising god one day of the year. Try being a real christian like a jw and go preach to people on thanksgiving. That's one time you will know you are being persecuted for being god's chosen one
          Why do you deny the divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ? Does John 10:30 mean NOTHING to you?



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
          Posted via Mobile Device
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          • JWforever
            Unsaved trash, Jehovah Witless
            • Oct 2011
            • 19

            #20
            Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Why do you deny the divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ? Does John 10:30 mean NOTHING to you?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            Posted via Mobile Device
            I would tell you why you're wrong, but I'm sure I'll receive another infraction for being honest about the lord. It's ok, mock me, infract me. Jehovah told me I would be persecuted for his word.

            By the way, you should be fined 5000 points for using your mobile device. I just hope you weren't typing while driving your horse and buggy. You must crave material possessions. Why else would you carry a mobile device? Is a regular phone not good enough for you? My rotary dial phone was good enough for my grandfather, and it's good enough for me. At least I'm not so in love with myself that I'm terrified of missing a call. A true christian would have better self esteem.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

              Originally posted by JWforever View Post
              I would tell you why you're wrong, but I'm sure I'll receive another infraction for being honest about the lord. It's ok, mock me, infract me. Jehovah told me I would be persecuted for his word.
              Oh, your "bible" also mentions that?



              Originally posted by JWforever View Post
              By the way, you should be fined 5000 points for using your mobile device. I just hope you weren't typing while driving your horse and buggy. You must crave material possessions. Why else would you carry a mobile device? Is a regular phone not good enough for you? My rotary dial phone was good enough for my grandfather, and it's good enough for me. At least I'm not so in love with myself that I'm terrified of missing a call. A true christian would have better self esteem.
              I'm not Amish.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
              sigpic

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              • JoshuaBlackmaster
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Dec 2011
                • 57

                #22
                Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                My uncle is an atheist and a homer. He used to snicker during prayers. One year, I finally got to do the snickering when he announced that God had smited him with AIDS!
                Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
                Do not thank me for Katrina, thank GOD! - George W. Bush

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                  Originally posted by JoshuaBlackmaster View Post
                  My uncle is an atheist and a homer. He used to snicker during prayers. One year, I finally got to do the snickering when he announced that God had smited him with AIDS!
                  Praise Jesus.

                  Did everyone at the table get it too?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • JoshuaBlackmaster
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 57

                    #24
                    Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Praise Jesus.

                    Did everyone at the table get it too?
                    I sure did not Pastor. I am not a homer who lays with beasts and I believe God chose to not allow me to get the airborne AIDS as I immediately let the whole family know that I was happy God had punished uncle Jim's sinful ways and then walked out laughing at the FACT that uncle Jim would soon be burning in hell.
                    Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
                    Do not thank me for Katrina, thank GOD! - George W. Bush

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                      Originally posted by JoshuaBlackmaster View Post
                      I sure did not Pastor. I am not a homer who lays with beasts and I believe God chose to not allow me to get the airborne AIDS as I immediately let the whole family know that I was happy God had punished uncle Jim's sinful ways and then walked out laughing at the FACT that uncle Jim would soon be burning in hell.
                      Here's the facts, right from the mouth of God: When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And that includes the AIDS!

                      Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

                      14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

                      14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

                      14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

                      14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Georgina
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 72

                        #26
                        Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                        now christopher hitchens, darwins wingman, is dead perhaps atheism will slowly begin to dissapear?
                        determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                          Originally posted by Georgina View Post
                          now christopher hitchens, darwins wingman, is dead perhaps atheism will slowly begin to dissapear?
                          From your lips to God's ear, Georgina!

                          Do you think atheists will realize that God SMOTE Hitchens?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Georgina
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 72

                            #28
                            Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            From your lips to God's ear, Georgina!

                            Do you think atheists will realize that God SMOTE Hitchens?
                            they never realise anything, just live in their sheltered brainwashed communities believing whatever they hear
                            determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                            • JoshuaBlackmaster
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 57

                              #29
                              Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                              Originally posted by Georgina View Post
                              they never realise anything, just live in their sheltered brainwashed communities believing whatever they hear
                              All it takes for them to be tricked by Satan is a spark of his demon static electricity. We offer a whole book (the bestselling in the world) of proof, and they refuse to believe. God has truly damned them.
                              Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
                              Do not thank me for Katrina, thank GOD! - George W. Bush

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                              • sunfordays
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged eskimo squaw
                                Under Investigation
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 14

                                #30
                                Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                                I thanked everyone that had made my life thus far so enjoyable. Thanksgiving never had anything to do with God for me.

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