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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

    Next time someone says "Happy Holidays" "Season's Greetings" or "Winter Break" I am going to remove my Alligator covered King James Bible and give them a good hard smack right across the mouth!

    And I want to applaud James Dobson of Focus on the Family for bringing this issue to headline news recently! I know Mr. Dobson () is a bit liberal by our standards, but at least he tries!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Next time someone says "Happy Holidays" "Season's Greetings" or "Winter Break" I am going to remove my Alligator covered King James Bible and give them a good hard smack right across the mouth!
    I'm going to punch him Right in the mouth! Maybe Right even in the nose, if he's wearing a 'Santa' Beard and I can't get at the mouth

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

      You know what gals, I think we need to head down to the Wal-Mart with our bullhorns, stand at the entry and shout MERRY CHRISTMAS to all who pass by. We could also hand out those little tiny pocket sized KJV1611 Bibles as Christmas Present!
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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

        If we take CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS, what will we use instead? Some fishheaded god's fertility rites? It isn't going to happen.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Bob4God
          Moderator
          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274

          #5
          Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          You know what gals, I think we need to head down to the Wal-Mart with our bullhorns, stand at the entry and shout MERRY CHRISTMAS to all who pass by. We could also hand out those little tiny pocket sized KJV1611 Bibles as Christmas Present!
          Indeed! If the salvation army can stand out there and beg for handouts to give to people GOD has smited with poverty and illness, WE can certainly wish people MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            If we take CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS, what will we use instead?
            Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to take the "Egg" out of "Eggroll."

            And I do have Faith that some fine day soon Hotonmi will deliver my chinky-winky-stinky sooey platter!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22899

              #7
              Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

              As the atheists try and subvert the young with their compassless morals by claiming the language to separate the people from God, I feel the time has come to actively reclaim the high ground and resurrect the Church calendar. The months should be replaced by the Seasons of God:
              1. The Season of Advent Starts November 30 ends December 24, 2008)
              2. The Season of Christmas (December 25, 2008 ends January 5, 2009)
              3. The Season of Epiphany (January 6 – February 24, 2009)
              4. The Season of Lent (February 25 – April 11, 2009)
              5. The Season of Easter (April 12 ends May 31, 2009, including Pentecost)
              6. The Season After Pentecost (June 1 ends November 28, 2009)

              As an example, January 31st would simply become, 25th of Epiphany, and September 23rd would be 113th of After Pentecost and today will be 176th of After Pentecost.

              I think that any imagined and slight inconvenience would be offset by the numbers Saved by thoughts about God constantly passing through their mind when they are working out the date - particularly as Easter is a moveable feast.

              Anyone who objects to this should be publically denounced and shamed as a minion of Satan and an enemy of God in much the way that the lieberals denounce "non-PC words and phrases".
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              • Mr. Jingles
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 574

                #8
                Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

                I had some pagan type wish me a 'Happy Winter Solstice' once, which was an abomination before the Lord, one that was just as bad as voting for Obama was.

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                • ChrisJunction
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 24

                  #9
                  Re: That's MERRY CHRISTMAS! Damnit!

                  Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                  I had some pagan type wish me a 'Happy Winter Solstice' once, which was an abomination before the Lord, one that was just as bad as voting for Obama was.
                  Why would an idiot say that. That is around the 21'st and 22'nd not on the 25'th. *is not appealing to the pagan version is talking about the true not the crappy pagan holiday.

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