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  • Prayer Warrior
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 840

    #46
    Dear Jesus,

    First and foremost, I wish you a Happy Birthday!

    Originally posted by Jesus View Post
    They are always incompatible. You have to be 100% pure to follow my commandments properly. Instead of struggling with those very advanced statistical theories, these people should pray the pigment away! My humblest mustard seed can do as much, why couldn't they? Once they've been granted their wish - and it's a lesser miracle than moving a mountain and that's easy - you can afterwards test the success with DNA testing, and if they've failed it's down to the bottomless pit with them! You should also remember that there's neither Greek nor Jew in Me. In fact, Greek ancestry is something we really don't appreciate, me and Dad.

    So those of Greek, African, and possibly Jewish are off limits to those not of those origins, and anyone even slightly of those races is incompatible with someone not, but it can be prayed away! This would be so much less complicated if people never race mixed to begin with! Then we wouldn't have to deal with these wolves in sheep's clothing.

    Glad that race DNA can be prayed away though! I'll pass the message along.

    Did you see Mandalorian season 3?
    I have not seen the Mandalorian season 3 yet! Content from Disney is hard on my heart.

    I watch it from time to time to help warn others/keep tabs on what the enemy is doing, but it is difficult for me to endure so I just see it in moderation.

    I'm still recovering from some previous Disney films.

    https://www.landoverbaptist.net/foru...nd-cannibalism

    https://www.landoverbaptist.net/foru...ctrocutes-them

    But perhaps enough time has passed where I can muster up the courage to see some Disney content again.
    Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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    • Jesus
      The Truest Christian™
       
      • May 2008
      • 170

      #47
      Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
      Dear Jesus,

      First and foremost, I wish you a Happy Birthday!




      So those of Greek, African, and possibly Jewish are off limits to those not of those origins, and anyone even slightly of those races is incompatible with someone not, but it can be prayed away! This would be so much less complicated if people never race mixed to begin with! Then we wouldn't have to deal with these wolves in sheep's clothing.

      Glad that race DNA can be prayed away though! I'll pass the message along.


      I have not seen the Mandalorian season 3 yet! Content from Disney is hard on my heart.

      I watch it from time to time to help warn others/keep tabs on what the enemy is doing, but it is difficult for me to endure so I just see it in moderation.

      I'm still recovering from some previous Disney films.

      https://www.landoverbaptist.net/foru...nd-cannibalism

      https://www.landoverbaptist.net/foru...ctrocutes-them

      But perhaps enough time has passed where I can muster up the courage to see some Disney content again.
      *THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY BY THE CELESTIAL SERVER*

      Jesus Christ, King of Kings, Savior of all those who accept Him, Son of God who is God etc. etc. has left the building. Jesus is on a well-earned vacation and concentrates on streaming services after replying to a swarm of mostly uneducated questions by sinners and Christians alike. He is also filled with unprecedented WRATH, as only too few True Christian™ men congratulated Him on His actual Birthday, while the others were preoccupied. This means that no-one is safe.


      Jesus will possibly Return® either next Christmas or after the Rapture Event™, whichever occurs first. However, it is prudent to remember that one day and a thousand years are equal to Him in His WRATH! Your questions and many others may be answered during the next episode of His visits. During His absence from social media, you may consult either Pastor Ezekiel or a senior male household member regarding any questions of True Doctrine™. Meanwhile, Jesus will continue to monitor your every thought, movement (bowel or voluntary), and sex act, in order to winnow undesirable stock from entering His Realm, Heaven.

      Praise Him!
      Blessed is Me.

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