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  • CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

    Just how long has this evil attack on the celebration of Our™ Savior's birth been going on ? ? ?

    I admit that I lead a somewhat sheltered life (as I avoid secular movies, literature and newspapers) but I am truly shocked I have not heard of this before.

    Is it all some kind of a horrible joke ? ! ?

    http://www.chrismukkah.org/

    "Chrismukkah.org is dedicated to the holiday mixture of Hanukkah and Christmas for those of us who have a dad who's Christian and mom who's Jewish or vice versa. This site is dedicated to allowing all the people of the world to celebrate Chrismukkah!!! We are "The Official" and the "Premiere" site on Chrismukkah!!!"

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    Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

    I always thought Jews never celebrated Christmas so they could get out of buying each other presents

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #3
      Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

      This is the first I've heard about it...but note how the site is set up by young people. (They talk about "mom" and "dad".)

      It just goes to show how immediatly the disease of a mixed household can spread down to the intemarryings' spawn.

      They don't even have a chance....

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      • #4
        Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

        The Jooz killed our Baby Jesus.
        They are probably celebrating murdering HIM.
        For shame.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

          The ONLY thing the J00s have going for them is that whole "Eight Days Of Gifts" thing. However, instead of giving each other Eight different copies of the KJV1611 (One for each day of the week and one for your truck) they waste it by buying presents and spoiling their kids.
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            Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

            I thought it was Christmahanukwanzakah.

            Where the Satan worshippers ("Wiccans") and Cthuluists fit into that, I have no idea.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Where the Satan worshippers ("Wiccans") and Cthuluists fit into that, I have no idea.
              Those Wickans call it "Yule" (as in, "Yule burn in hell"), and have the nerve to claim pagans like them invented Christmas years before Jesus was born. How could they invent Jesus' birthday before he was born?

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              • #8
                Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

                Crucify these jesus hating sinners! They will Burn in the fires of eternal damnation.

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                • #9
                  Re: CHRISMUKKAH ? ? ?

                  Originally posted by Newleaf View Post
                  How could they invent Jesus' birthday before he was born?
                  The only possible explanation is that the devil pre-stole it to mock God, as he did with so many aspects of Christianity. That is how the pagan tomfoolery of pre-Christian cultures managed to include so many teachings and practices that suspiciously resembled those of our holy faith.
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